Simulate earthquakes on plants, bigger buds

conor c

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Am I the only one that shakes there plants for a few mins violently to simulate earth quake for bigger buds, I even simulate hurricane by blasting them with a leaf blower had to go electric for indoors neighbours not happy
Minus the shaking rain off em you might be the only one bud but its a unexplored area of stress treatment who knows you might find out something we don't know we already know cannabis loves volcanic soils like alot of plants do but earth quakes shaking and exposure to different magnetic fields isnt a area within cannabis with lots of research done on it who knows it might get dubbed the PURPL3BERRYKUSH method lol i mean certain kinds of music because of the vibrations is good for plants to a point they say so who knows
 

cannabiscrusader

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I just yell at mine, with insults about their appearance. Really break em down mentally and emotionally. Makes better buds. Used to stab em and take couple branches or two to simulate a violent robbery attack. Mixed results.
I like to climb in the tent and whisper insults. Sometimes I do it through the intake. They think God is mocking them and they give up all hope. That last desperate grab for a quick finish from this miserable existance is quickly swatted away as they awaken in my cloning tray.

Ahh, I see you have survived the procedure. Welcome back to your existance of endless lifetimes of infinite peril and anguish.

The cumulative life cycles of torture is really propelling terpine production with each recycled plant soul
 

PURPLEB3RRYKUSH

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I like to climb in the tent and whisper insults. Sometimes I do it through the intake. They think God is mocking them and they give up all hope. That last desperate grab for a quick finish from this miserable existance is quickly swatted away as they awaken in my cloning tray.

Ahh, I see you have survived the procedure. Welcome back to your existance of endless lifetimes of infinite peril and anguish.

The cumulative life cycles of torture is really propelling terpine production with each recycled plant soul
I'm thinking about giving them a zap with a tazer
 
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