Blaze & Daze

[shnkrmn]

I got 15 to 20 kids last night. Ran out of candy because one of my bags contained mostly open candies. Clearly machine malfunction but you can't give out candy that isn't sealed.

 

[StareCase]

... Were your hands on your hips and your knees in tight? ...

Why yes ... yes they were.

 

[DarkWeb]

I got 15 to 20 kids last night. Ran out of candy because one of my bags contained mostly open candies. Clearly machine malfunction but you can't give out candy that isn't sealed.

I encountered an actual open bag with some missing. My wife said it was me.......but I know that I brought her some. And she ate it. Soooo......who's really at fault

 

[DarkWeb]

Damn you all

Now it's stuck in my head lol

 

[shnkrmn]

I encountered an actual open bag with some missing. My wife said it was me.......but I know that I brought her some. And she ate it. Soooo......who's really at fault

 

[Laughing Grass]

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I like 3 musketeers. Haven't had one in forever.

 

[DarkWeb]

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That sucks. I had one dum-dum lollipop that a little girl picked out. Traded her the open blue one for two wrapped blue ones. She was maybe 4 so cute.

 

[raratt]

 

[StareCase]

... Damn you all ... Now it's stuck in my head lol ...

Then ... please come into the light.

 

[raratt]

 

[raratt]

They keep making the candies smaller, I had to eat 8 of the pnut butter cups to equal a regular one...

 

[Jeffislovinlife]

I laughed

 

[BudmanTX]

love the gif

 

[husita]

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Had bad mood today (because of foolish stuff in my head) and mushrooms fixed it all for me. Feeling great now.

 

[Jeffislovinlife]

Had bad mood today (because of foolish stuff in my head) and mushrooms fixed it all for me. Feeling great now.

Well that sucks hate it when the otherself just won't shut up glad to hear that you are doing well now

 

[husita]

Well that sucks hate it when the otherself just won't shut up glad to hear that you are doing well now

Its strange. I´m attending funeral tomorow. My father asked me to help carry coffin of his second wife. Wtf, I didn´t even like her. Actually no one did. I´m filling a flask with brandy right now. Can´t say no...

 

[DeadHeadX]

No trick or treaters where I live sadly. Nov 1 always represents the end of a crazy stretch - happy for that. On the other hand, just realized two of the four plants in my “auto” tent are photos. Buddy offered me his 4x4. May have to take him up on it…decisions. Happy weekend, y’all.

 

[RetiredToker76]

No kids last night, kept the lights off. Used to try and play community participant years ago, spent $30 on candy had two giant bowls sitting in by the front door. After 5 hours of nothing I had answered the door 3 times, two of them for free range teenagers, and still had two full bowls of candy.

Tried the next year, same results. Haven't tried since. My wife took our munchkin out to other neighborhoods that had more activity when she was little, now that she's a teen she's on her own. Everyone down here is scared of their own shadow, couldn't communicate with another human if they tried, more than likely are fundamentalist loony-toons, and are convinced everyone is dosing Fentanyl into all the candy and therefore mall-or-treat and trunk-or-treat on Halloween and 'super hero day' at school are the only safe options to protect the kids from evil sex offenders who live in houses I guess and Satan. I loath the south so much.

So yeah I used to love Halloween as a teen when I could let my freak flag fly, but now..... I'm just as bitter about its destruction as I am about every other holiday's existence. Next up, drunk grandpa biatching about politics while celebrating the wholesale slaughter of people and colonization of the continent over dry fowl... yay.

Maybe I should dose some mushrooms today, too.

 

[Jeffislovinlife]

Its strange. I´m attending funeral tomorow. My father asked me to help carry coffin of his second wife. Wtf, I didn´t even like her. Actually no one did. I´m filling a flask with brandy right now. Can´t say no...

Maybe you should have some shooms for tomorrow

 

[husita]

Maybe you should have some shooms for tomorrow

Was seriously thinking of them, but alcohol will do the job better.