Standby... this list of common lies told by all politicians will be translated using the special Ohsogreen Bullshit Filter (aka - OBF)...
Common lies a politician tells you to get into office:
I want to get into office to serve you.
OBF -> I can't wait to get into office and line my pockets - with bribes and kickbacks.
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Your problems are my problems. I'm going to do my best to solve them.
OBF -> Actually, I'm already rich. While you try and figure out how to keep the lights on and eat - I'm going to get richer.....
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We need positive change.
OBF -> Yes, I will do what I want, when I want - as long as I get richer.
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I'm for the little people.
OBF -> Because, it takes lots of little people to serve our needs - mow our lawns, clean our houses, cook for us, protect us and raise our kids. That way I can hit the golf course and cut some deals.
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I plan to work with the other party, to bridge the gap and build a coalission for change.
OBF - > After I convince a few people from the opposing party to play ball - I will get more of what I want. & that equals more money in my pocket.
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I believe that each state should govern itself and be left alone by the federal government.
OBF - > As long as your interests, don't interfere with mine - your OK. Just like in the Godfather....
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& so on and so forth..... Politicians are professional liars by nature..... since the begining of time.... nothing has changed..... He's from Chi town.... He understands bribes...... Everyone throw in a dollar and I'll get with him at the golf course.... much faster than waiting for change........
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This has been Ohsogreens opinion. Some will agree, others will not.... Ohsowell....
I did vote for this cat, since his war monger - good ole boy - oponent was just too old for me...(health issues, to locked into the good ole boy network, more likely to develop alzheimer's, etc....).
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Keep it Real.... & don't trust politicans..... wise up, change comes through paying off the right people...... it's the American way !!!!
