Help.... piss test in 12 hrs

[ottomatic]

I know this has probably been asked 100s of times but I am too freaked out to search through a bunch of threads. I have always passed drug tests by using synthetic urine but I messed up royally today and didn't heat it enough before I gave the specimin. To make a long story short I have to re-take the test tomorrow morning at 8 am and it is going to be supervised (no fake piss)!!!

About me.....I'm 175 lbs - not a lot of fat on these bones. I smoke 2-3 times a day 5-6 days a week. And last time I smoked was about 24 hrs ago.

This is a high paying job that I can't afford to lose, normally they just do a pretty simple test but I'm worried it might be more strict because of the problem today.

I just bought a "toxin removal system" called MAX DTR and I was wondering if anyone has used this before, or heard of it not working. I also bought two bottles of Cranberry Juice and plan on drinking and pissing as much as possible tonight.

Any other ideas or suggestions? Thanks for your help?

 

[MrJDGaF]

I suggest grapefruit/juice, IIRC it's meant to get you stoned more if eaten/drunk after a smoke and I'm guessing that would involve enabling your body to process THC faster, worth a shot with so much to lose anyway. Good luck.

 

[gangjababy]

buy a cleanser at the head shop, it'll let you piss clean for a few hours.

 

[ottomatic]

I bought a cleanser - called MAX DTR. I was wondering if anyone had any experience using it or have passed/failed a test using something similar

 

[gangjababy]

My buddy used one, I'm not sure of the name, but it had a double your money back guarantee. He passed and is a light smoker, maybe a few times a week. I've heard they work well though, good luck. Let us know how it goes.

 

[gnarlywabba]

pound a gallon of water if you can, ive got a lot of friends on probation, most of which still smoke, and a couple of them swear by pounding a gallon of water before you go to the test. Also, if you get that drink, make sure you take it very early, at least an hour and a half before you go in, and you should get a 1-5 hour window depending on the drink. I hope all works out well, that synthetic urine mistake is a bummer, that stuff works every time. Force be with you homeboy

 

[Cr8z13]

If you're going to pound a bunch of water, take vitamins too. You're just going to piss out water and the lab will fail you. Vitamins will make all the difference, assuming that chugging a bunch of water works in the first place, which is debatable. Best bet is to use a detox/cleansing product.

 

[gnarlywabba]

my bad, i stated that wrong i suppose. In my area, with the P.O.'s that are assigned to us, all we need to do is chug water, maybe in different states they hold different tests.. but the water works for us. And second, the detox drink is going to make you sick.. if you meant the 5 hour window drink that's more feasible. If you take a detox drink, i would take it at least a day or two before.. that stuff is bad news, it pulls all the "toxins" in your body out at once.. so if your into other heavier shit.. it can really be hell depending on how frequent you use.

not that any of this is going to matter seeing as how hes tested already..

 

[trichopath]

i failed a piss test 3 years ago and it cost me a high paying job. i used a detox product and followed all the instructions drinking shit-loads of water before and stuff plus stopped smoking for 12days! i still failed.its actually the THC antibodies in your piss that your body produces that they test for not THC as its not water soluble and is stored in your fat cells. good luck man

 

[ANC]

Time to slam your cock in the door and hope it buys you a week.

 

[bradlyallen2]

Time to slam your cock in the door and hope it buys you a week.

This is hands down the best answer I have ever heard to this question. If you go in and say "my penis is broken" is that like saying your dog ate your homework? As a solution to this problem you could go failsafe and after voiding and drinking tons of water you could inject clean urine into your bladder using either a catheter through your urethra or with a hypodermic needle through the wall of your abdomen. I would go with option A.

 

[Dirty Harry]

This is hands down the best answer I have ever heard to this question. If you go in and say "my penis is broken" is that like saying your dog ate your homework? As a solution to this problem you could go failsafe and after voiding and drinking tons of water you could inject clean urine into your bladder using either a catheter through your urethra or with a hypodermic needle through the wall of your abdomen. I would go with option A.

Option A...OUTCH!
Option B...FUCKING NO WAY OUTCH!

 

[SOorganic]

This actually happened at my old high school. A top basket ball player for the school was using steriods and to pass the drug test that were required his fukin coach helped him inject clean urine in to his bladder! They were supervised test so he couldnt just smugle in clean piss in a container.

 

[korvette1977]

Dum de dum dum ....

 

[Noob8987]

The way always pass my piss tests are a lot of water and Vitamin B. The water dilutes it pretty good and the vitamin B makes it yellow so they don't know. It's gotten me passed 4 drug tests for jobs.

 

[bradlyallen2]

This actually happened at my old high school. A top basket ball player for the school was using steriods and to pass the drug test that were required his fukin coach helped him inject clean urine in to his bladder! They were supervised test so he couldnt just smugle in clean piss in a container.

I suppose if the stakes are high enough and you were foolish enough to smoke dope (or do steriods) when you knew you could be tested you just do what it takes. I read an article about a Dr who was passing piss tests for years with urine he injected into his bladder except got busted when a pregnancy test was accidently run on the sample and his wife who supplied clean urine to him was pregnant so he got busted.

 

[ottomatic]

So, the circumstances changed a little. I went Saturday morning to take the piss test and they never showed up and rescheduled for Monday morning. I had already chugged one of those cleansing agents (which cost me $50) and it was terrible, I was pissing out my ass the whole day. I used my two day reprieve to drink lots of water and abstain. I guess that is the key is being clean for at least 48 hrs. I went to the head shop and bought a different cleanser called Magnum Detox (it was cheaper $35) and drank it Monday morning before the test. This fucking guy sat there and stared at my dick while I pissed but I got the results back and I passed.

I am so happy right now and so high!!!! Just rolled the biggest trainwreck spliff and am celebrating as I type this.

Moral of the story is make sure your fake piss is warm enough before you go in the bathroom but if you have to take the test while being watched those de-tox drinks can work. Worked for me!

Peace

 

[Cr8z13]

So, the circumstances changed a little. I went Saturday morning to take the piss test and they never showed up and rescheduled for Monday morning. I had already chugged one of those cleansing agents (which cost me $50) and it was terrible, I was pissing out my ass the whole day. I used my two day reprieve to drink lots of water and abstain. I guess that is the key is being clean for at least 48 hrs. I went to the head shop and bought a different cleanser called Magnum Detox (it was cheaper $35) and drank it Monday morning before the test. This fucking guy sat there and stared at my dick while I pissed but I got the results back and I passed.

I am so happy right now and so high!!!! Just rolled the biggest trainwreck spliff and am celebrating as I type this.

Moral of the story is make sure your fake piss is warm enough before you go in the bathroom but if you have to take the test while being watched those de-tox drinks can work. Worked for me!

Peace

That's the kind of story I like to hear, congrats.

 

[mtlseven]

now my question is. why the hell they make drugs test if they can be facked?

 

[Cr8z13]

Because the majority of people won't even try to circumvent the test, or have the knowledge to do so successfully.