Adamus P.R.I.M.E.
Well-Known Member
So, I think I "pissed in my backyard" last night...
Me and My best friend are like brothers, I've known this guy since I was 7 years old... He and I are "boys"
and like most men... He's got that "list" of those "3 a.m. females" ...
along with his, " Main Squeeze" ** shes kinda dull, not interested**
I tend to stay to myself and don't project myself out there in that way..
**I'm the "perpetually" single guy, Makes life simpler...**
I was turned on immediately the first time i seen her though, never said anything though, i knew my best friend was friends with benefits with this chick at one point, I never met her though till about 3 months ago at a party and was ...I just went and played pool in the basement,
** something that i do for anxiety, It calms me down**
**Blond Hair, Emerald Green Eyes, 4'10" 100lbs, tattoo's and piercings, with a 40's Pin Up Girl Style of sexy ..Knockout... Waaaay Out Of My League IMO....**
I've seen her randomly over the course of time but Never perused anything outside of a normal conversation.. I don't "flirt"..something I'm not too good at... I just play pool...
Well anyways... about 2 weeks ago she ends up finding me on facebook, and within a short amount of time, plans get setup, and contact information is exchanged... for this coming Saturday... I'm thinking Saturday was cool...
but apparently not..
all this time never I never said anything about it to him about it...
** THATS WHERE I THINK FUCKED UP**
I get a phone call last night at 7:45pm... Here's how the conversation went...
Her - "Hey, What are you doing tonight?"
Me - " Uhh, a load of laundry, and sitting in front of the computer... Why, Whats up???"
Her - "Oh me and Patty **Another amazing looking female** are going down to the Tap House, and we don't have a DD for the night... would you mind??"
**I CHOKED in shock that (1) she called me and (2) she wanted to be seen in public with a sad haggard looking bastard such as myself.. **
Me - "Uh yeah, but I'm gonna need a miracle to get changed... I'm kinda a mess right now..."
Her - " OK, I'll be there in a lil bit to pick you up...Click"
I hang up and SCREAM**
I start picking shit out to where, and end up looking like a fucking retarded lumberjack with my busted ass timberland boots... I'm not showered
She's at my doorstep in what felt like 30 seconds...
We make a pit stop back at her place, so she can get fully changed...
** she steps out in a "choker" style dress that Hugged her body just the right ways was backless with No bra on...**
I forget what hell I'm saying and all that comes to my mouth is "WOW"
I have to smoke a bowl with her older brother just to calm down... I'm at this point scratching my head wondering what the hell is going on**
the 2 of them make a couple of drinks, and we proceed to cram 3 deep in the front, and shes got her hand in my lap and shes putting her head on my shoulder the whole way to the bar...
We get to the bar, she takes me under the arm the entire way to the door, and we proceed upstairs, I find myself sitting at a table with 2 drop dead knockouts and a dude that i think is gay...
** not homophobic, Just call it like i see it...**
She and I dance a few times, very close
Well 1:30am rolls around and the me and the 2 girls go back to there place for a few more drinks... "3 a.m." goes to change and comes out in a pair of boy cuts on and a t-shirt on...
** I again; almost pass out**
Patty goes to bed, me and "3 a.m" and I are still in the kitchen, and we make our way to the bedroom...
where the evening advanced, I wont go into further details...
I come home and My best friend is pretty heated cause I took this chick out from under his nose...
How to i approach this without looking like a dick to either one...
Bros Before Hoes???
Me and My best friend are like brothers, I've known this guy since I was 7 years old... He and I are "boys"
and like most men... He's got that "list" of those "3 a.m. females" ...
along with his, " Main Squeeze" ** shes kinda dull, not interested**
I tend to stay to myself and don't project myself out there in that way..
**I'm the "perpetually" single guy, Makes life simpler...**
I was turned on immediately the first time i seen her though, never said anything though, i knew my best friend was friends with benefits with this chick at one point, I never met her though till about 3 months ago at a party and was ...I just went and played pool in the basement,
** something that i do for anxiety, It calms me down**
**Blond Hair, Emerald Green Eyes, 4'10" 100lbs, tattoo's and piercings, with a 40's Pin Up Girl Style of sexy ..Knockout... Waaaay Out Of My League IMO....**
I've seen her randomly over the course of time but Never perused anything outside of a normal conversation.. I don't "flirt"..something I'm not too good at... I just play pool...
Well anyways... about 2 weeks ago she ends up finding me on facebook, and within a short amount of time, plans get setup, and contact information is exchanged... for this coming Saturday... I'm thinking Saturday was cool...
but apparently not..
all this time never I never said anything about it to him about it...
** THATS WHERE I THINK FUCKED UP**
I get a phone call last night at 7:45pm... Here's how the conversation went...
Her - "Hey, What are you doing tonight?"
Me - " Uhh, a load of laundry, and sitting in front of the computer... Why, Whats up???"
Her - "Oh me and Patty **Another amazing looking female** are going down to the Tap House, and we don't have a DD for the night... would you mind??"
**I CHOKED in shock that (1) she called me and (2) she wanted to be seen in public with a sad haggard looking bastard such as myself.. **
Me - "Uh yeah, but I'm gonna need a miracle to get changed... I'm kinda a mess right now..."
Her - " OK, I'll be there in a lil bit to pick you up...Click"
I hang up and SCREAM**
I start picking shit out to where, and end up looking like a fucking retarded lumberjack with my busted ass timberland boots... I'm not showered
She's at my doorstep in what felt like 30 seconds...
We make a pit stop back at her place, so she can get fully changed...
** she steps out in a "choker" style dress that Hugged her body just the right ways was backless with No bra on...**
I forget what hell I'm saying and all that comes to my mouth is "WOW"
I have to smoke a bowl with her older brother just to calm down... I'm at this point scratching my head wondering what the hell is going on**
the 2 of them make a couple of drinks, and we proceed to cram 3 deep in the front, and shes got her hand in my lap and shes putting her head on my shoulder the whole way to the bar...
We get to the bar, she takes me under the arm the entire way to the door, and we proceed upstairs, I find myself sitting at a table with 2 drop dead knockouts and a dude that i think is gay...
** not homophobic, Just call it like i see it...**
She and I dance a few times, very close
Well 1:30am rolls around and the me and the 2 girls go back to there place for a few more drinks... "3 a.m." goes to change and comes out in a pair of boy cuts on and a t-shirt on...
** I again; almost pass out**
Patty goes to bed, me and "3 a.m" and I are still in the kitchen, and we make our way to the bedroom...
where the evening advanced, I wont go into further details...
I come home and My best friend is pretty heated cause I took this chick out from under his nose...
How to i approach this without looking like a dick to either one...
Bros Before Hoes???
