I swear to god my mom is part bloodhound

[Bookworm]

that will be all.

 

[FootballFirst]

I hear you.

 

[babyboi420]

i hear u to bro

 

[airman]

Didn't you know all moms have a sixth sense.

 

[Gryphonn]

When I was a lad of sixteen, I used to hold the stash for my group of friends. Mainly because I always had the money to buy.
Anyway, I got home from work one afternoon and went to the cupboard to grab the stash so I could meet up wuith my friends and choof up.
Well, my mother had cleaned my room and the weed was gone!!!

I went out and confronted her...

"Did you take something from my room?"
"You mean that green shit behind the books?"
"Ah, yes."
"I flushed it down the toilet!"
"Oh, OK."

Lesson learned. NEVER leave your stash at home if you live at home and your parent/s clean your room on rare occasions.

Yes, Mothers are psychic. It's common knowledge.

 

[DWR]

When i started to smoke weed, i started to become a man..

doing the wash, cleaning my own shit U know, so that mumsy doesnt think i totally lost my indepence and well that i do give a shit, and even more

but she didnt like me smoking in my room, i was like WHY !!!!!!!!!!??????

I can do my homework, smoke weed.. and learn great.. she didnt allow me... oh well.... thats why i went outside all the time, she asks herself why i am out so much, i tell her u dun let me smoke inside.. easy as that.. year later i moved out

 

[misshestermoffitt]

I'm a mom, (that smokes and grows) my kids are grown. Mom's do know things, but most of the time it's bacause the kids give themselves away.

If you can smell your weed through the bag, mom probably can also.

 

[NomadicSky]

My mom always can smell smoke although she never knows what kind of smoke it is or at least acts like she doesn't.

She'll just say you've been smoking again haven't you.

 

[cookin]

haha yeah, back when i was living at home had a massive bag of weed, just kept it in my school bag in my room, thinking she wouldn't even look cause she doesn' snoop around my room, at least to my knowledge, come back from a friends and she wants to have a talk lol, i was kind of careless thoug

 

[Kash Krop]

Mom's know what it smells like cause the've smoked it too!!!duh.....lol

 

[NomadicSky]

Mom's know what it smells like cause the've smoked it too!!!duh.....lol

That's true.

 

[tDot.]

I'm thinking I have to move the stash. The mini fridge in my closet just isn't secure enough.

 

[mr.x007]

I can;t leave any thing behind for my mom to find. If i do itll be all ashes when i get back.

 

[jfgordon1]

that will be all.

So what ended up happening

 

[daveof59]

Fuck my mum used to roll for me when I was a kid.