Growing secrets from badass growers

[GrowTech]

no...this makes no sense and if you understood how the cannabis plant grew you would understand why

this is a prime example why experienced growers dont want to divulge all they know...most of them learned everything they know the hard way..they had to study the plant and pay attention to what works and what doesnt, lots of trial and error.....soooooooo why tell me why...would i want to share my blood sweat and tears with someone who doesnt have enough intrest in his or graft and or hobby to learn something as useful and important as simple cannabis botony......

It's true... I wouldn't bust my ass for years just to give it all up for some ingrate that is going to take it and treat it like it's been in the books all along. and all of this shit about "sharing information" -- Get the fuck out of here... There is a difference between information, and secrets

I'm with you on this dude... I figure all of these people can say what they like... all I can ask you people is this...


When is the last time you intentionally shared a secret with someone you knew was a blabber mouth? Oh that's right... blabber mouths are the last to learn any secret, and rightfully so. Plus they ruin christmas, movies, books, plays, DVR'd sports programming, birthdays, surprise parties, surprise marriage proposals, etc.

 

[skunkdog]

Just the reality of the situation... what others wont teach you, you have to learn on your own... fortunately my dad did it for a lot of his life and passed on a number of "family secrets" to me. I consider it the only special bond my father and I ever had... as he wasn't just an incredible grower, but also a huge scumbag drug addict who ruined his life before I was old enough to ask "why?"

I'm just not one of those people who gives away the recipes.

Are u my brother? sounds like we had the same father?

 

[GrowTech]

Are u my brother? sounds like we had the same father?

Could be... my dad has produced more growers than McDonalds produces fat people... There's something green in our DNA.


Perhaps there is just something "criminal" in our blood.

 

[GrowTech]

Stop. Think. You are a member of this forum because an OPEN FORUM is what you want. The sharing of ideas or socalled "secrets" is the basis for you membership. Hopefully you didn't join this forum so you can anonymously boast about all of your super secret techniques and not share any. There are no secrets. Plants are no mystery. They require certain things and when those needs are met, the end product is quality. 5000 years of agriculture hasn't happened because some douche nozzle kept his irrigation techniques a secret, and wouldn't divulge his "SECRET SOIL MIXTURE" or whatever skewed nonsense you think you know that "NOONE ELSE KNOWS". Rubbish. If you don't want to answer this guy's question then don't. There's no need for you to teach life lessons to strangers on a forum. Help or don't, and if you see something wrong correct it. That is all that is needed from you in a forum. You have to admit Growtech, that you were being a nozzle when you posted that and days later when people disagreed you took the time to type 2000 words to defend yourself. NOT TO HELP. I've typed enough about this as it is so please, have some phuckin manners dude. Nobody wants to hear about your daddy issues anyway. How is that relevant to cannabis?

And the only advice I can come up with is this, Read. Keep reading and growing and reading and growing. And blaze up. Peace.

by the way pal, before you start criticizing ME on contributing information, contribute some yourself... go figure a guy who's been a member since august and only has 2 posts would show up in a thread that might seem like their would be some private information in it.

hypocrites are just as bad as blabbermouths my friend...

 

[FLoJo]

alright you fuckers want all the secrets to growing the best pot with the most amazing yield ever??

i will give you all of them plus more for 9 easy payments of $9.97 thats right 9 easy payments just think you will have the best crop of anyone ever.. you will quadrimultimilionply your investment in just one harvest.

dont wait! pm me now for details, the first 5 people, yes thats right only the first five will get 2 payments slashed off! thats right only 7 easy payments to the first five people! this offer is only good for 12 hours and 12 minutes so dont delay pm me now!!

and for the rest of you doofuses dont overfeed, dont overwater, keep the ph stable, keep a good light schedule, control your temps and humidity and you will shit yourself when you see the finished results!

FLo

 

[GrowTech]

LOL I bet some clown is going to be PMing you asking for your paypal.

 

[Hank]

Here are a few tips................. You can't compete with the sun. Outdoor is the way to go but it's more of a learning curve. Use rain water if you can for indoor or just let your tap water set out over night. And plants love to be fed but don't overdue it. 2 weeks before harvest start the flushing process to give your BUD optimal taste and to get them nutes outta there. I like to Top my plants so instead of one main cola i get 2. Read all you can about this mystical plant and read the growfaq over and over again. Also make sure you have proper airflow and ventilation. And the most important patience and love for the plant. I talk to mine

-Hank.

 

[FLoJo]

LOL I bet some clown is going to be PMing you asking for your paypal.

ill gladly hand it out.. and refer people right back to my post cha ching!get money

 

[nickfury510]

by the way pal, before you start criticizing ME on contributing information, contribute some yourself... go figure a guy who's been a member since august and only has 2 posts would show up in a thread that might seem like their would be some private information in it.

hypocrites are just as bad as blabbermouths my friend...

...yeah no shit...the funny thing is all the people on here saying that we are dicks for not sharing have yet to help out anyone else...and us dicks are the ones that are consistently on the newbie page answering questions and given advice.....

 

[FLoJo]

...yeah no shit...the funny thing is all the people on here saying that we are dicks for not sharing have yet to help out anyone else...and us dicks are the ones that are consistently on the newbie page answering questions and given advice.....

duh people dont want to go do research of the people before them! they want to just ask the same questions over and over again and expect everyone to answer them over and over again! i get kinda fed up sometimes reading the newbie sections because i just see the same stuff over and over and over again.. but hey everyone has to start somewhere i suppose

 

[nickfury510]

duh people dont want to go do research of the people before them! they want to just ask the same questions over and over again and expect everyone to answer them over and over again! i get kinda fed up sometimes reading the newbie sections because i just see the same stuff over and over and over again.. but hey everyone has to start somewhere i suppose

oh i hear ya.......i dont mind helping someone with their homework, but im not going to do it for them...shit i dont even like doing my own....

 

[GrowTech]

Same thing happens in the chat... I get PMs all fucking day asking "how do I..." when it clearly says in RED BOLD UNDERLINED TEXT that the chat was not intended for asking questions...

I've come home once to see my XChat window had so many PMs in the listbox that it had crashed the client...

What's really funny is when you helped save the crop of half of the people talking shit to you because you have ethics and dont tell other peoples secrets... like driving- secrets are a privilege bitch, not a right.

 

[FLoJo]

lol thats funny shit..

now quit being a shiesty hoe growtech and tell us all your secrets kiss-ass
we have come to learn! oh ya and how do i set up a grow box with 50 cfls a blowdryer and a roll of duct tape??

LOL

 

[BloodShot420]

growtech, you really take the title of this thread seriously... maybe it should be changed to growing "tips" instead of secrets... nobody is asking how long your cock is, THAT is a secret...

also FloJos post about the 9 easy payments... I think its pretty evident he was directly mocking you... because you make it sound like you got all these kick ass secrets, and you are the badass grower, but you wont share your "secrets" for nothing... (you just didnt ask for the payments)..

anyways, whatever "secret" you have, if its not already in the grow FAQ probably sounds so stupid you dont want to share it... like, in the last 2 weeks of flower, flush the plants with purplesauras-rex kool-aid, it packs adds an extra 40% by weight and makes the buds smell super ignorant!

i hope nobody is still reading this looking for grow tips... i doubt there will be any more

 

[FLoJo]

Blood, please dont try to read too deep into my posts.. i pretty much place things at face value.. if i want to call someone out i will do so you will know when it happens lol.

i WAS NOT mocking growtech in any way shape or form. i have a lot of respect for his abilities and agree with him to an extent on this topic.

what i was mocking is how some newbies on this site wants something for free. they dont take time to read anything and ask the same shit over and over, disguise them in quaint little questions when they could just use google or the search menu and find out anything. if they want all the answers with no work involved, it should be like every other convienience in this country.. you have to pay for it.. which is where my comical infomercial came into play

FLo

 

[Moldy]

Hey Gang,
How's my favorite group of people in the whole wide world doing. Listen, all of us out here in novice-land are particularly anxious about making mistakes and doing our best first time out. So I thought maybe some of you FREAKING BADASS GROWERS could share your best techniques and tips compiled in one thread.

My Grandma use to grow palm trees in the Midwest. Her secret was...

But anyway, much of growing any kind of plant is just common sense coupled with trial and error. There is so much growing info on this site and all over the internet that you should grow for 3-4 years then ask the question... or maybe you'll just know the answer by then!

Hell, I've only been growing for a 2-3 years and I'm still learning the basics. "Secrets" would only confuse me and probably you. Good luck and happy reading!!




oh yeah, she had the tree in a huge pot and took back into her greenhouse in the winter. Sorry, it wasn't really a secret!

 

[turbo+awd]

Blood, please dont try to read too deep into my posts.. i pretty much place things at face value.. if i want to call someone out i will do so you will know when it happens lol.

i WAS NOT mocking growtech in any way shape or form. i have a lot of respect for his abilities and agree with him to an extent on this topic.

what i was mocking is how some newbies on this site wants something for free. they dont take time to read anything and ask the same shit over and over, disguise them in quaint little questions when they could just use google or the search menu and find out anything. if they want all the answers with no work involved, it should be like every other convienience in this country.. you have to pay for it.. which is where my comical infomercial came into play

FLo

I'm calling bullshit. and that is all.

 

[FLoJo]

how you figure?

 

[turbo+awd]

they could just use google or the search menu and find out anything.

you sure? I found about 10% of my research off google and the search menu, the other 90 percent came with dvd's, books, and other places with tutorials, not stupid threads where people discuss shit, not that there all stupid

if they want all the answers with no work involved, it should be like every other convienience in this country.. you have to pay for it.. which is where my comical infomercial came into play

answers? give me a break.

 

[FLoJo]

well let me just put it this way, you can learn everything you need to have a great grow on this site if you know how to look and the people to look for.. cross reference info from google and other sites and bam you are a grower!

sorry you wasted your money on books and dvds... all the info is at your fingertips.

and yes answers... everyone is seeking answers