Wake n Bake, Nothing Better!
- Thread starter Chiceh
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korvette1977
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Ok Im sold .. lets go .. Pick me up in an hour ..I'll tell China Im going out for Smokes
CrackerJax
New Member
Good morning! It's a blustery 65 degrees here..... 
It's not really blustery, I was just taking the edge off for you snow bunnies.....
Dec. 19th and still no shoes on my feet....
out.
It's not really blustery, I was just taking the edge off for you snow bunnies.....
Dec. 19th and still no shoes on my feet....
out.
misshestermoffitt
New Member
Oh yeah CrackerJax, well at least Santa's sleigh won't tear the shingles off our roofs...... nah, take that.........
Twistyman
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I'm not a fan of tourist areas... I like being in small resorts in among the people.. In some of those gated resorts all you see are the tourists......I prefer Negril Jamaica myself, beautiful beach and decent weed.
But anywhere in Jamaica is great.. jerk chicken, patties....MMMmmm!
misshestermoffitt
New Member
I'm starting to feel really sheltered, I apparently have not been anywhere compared to you bunch of jet setters......
korvette1977
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I still want a jamaican beef patty
Sunnysideup
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Good Morning....I can't believe it is morning already
(I am fuzzy like Twisty)
Wake n Bake
I really wish one of you guys lived close to me, I could use some help this morning....
(I am fuzzy like Twisty)
Wake n Bake
I really wish one of you guys lived close to me, I could use some help this morning....
Chiceh
Global Mod, Stoner Chic
We ventured out off the resorts. Very cool straw market there. I like to barter, lol.
misshestermoffitt
New Member
Awww, I'm sorry Sunny, I'd help you, unless it involves trimming Ozzy's wings, I'm still giggling over that vet story.
Sunnysideup
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Thanks Miss...I am just hungover, I will get over it. This is why you should not run around with 22 year olds...omg, I am feeling my age this morning...
misshestermoffitt
New Member
I haven't drank in close to 3 years, it was the hangovers that finally made me stop, but it's soooo fun while you're slamming those shots.
I always felt better if I forced myself to eat something.
I always felt better if I forced myself to eat something.
Chiceh
Global Mod, Stoner Chic
Heya Sunny, what do you need help with today?Good Morning....I can't believe it is morning already
(I am fuzzy like Twisty)
Wake n Bake
I really wish one of you guys lived close to me, I could use some help this morning....
Sunnysideup
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Doesn't all messed up stories start this way....Well, I met this girl.....lol.Heya Sunny, what do you need help with today?
There is this new chick that started at my work, she is really cool. So last night she asked me to go out with her and some of her friends. I am not a drinker anymore, but, I can still tie one on!! So, I did...
Apparently when I got dropped off last night I came in and attempted to do my daily chores....I woke up this morning to birds running free in my house. They ate 3 cabinets and a bannister. I am going to have to buy new cabinets and hang them today...I don't even know what I am going to do about the bannister!!! NEVER again will I be so irresponsible! (Yeah right)
misshestermoffitt
New Member
OMG, dude, I surprised the noise from that didn't jar you awake. They were probably laughing while they did it too "fucker, shake our eggs will ya."
I didn't realize that having birds would be like having 2 year olds that could fly. I thought I had it bad with my cats mangling christmas presents.
I didn't realize that having birds would be like having 2 year olds that could fly. I thought I had it bad with my cats mangling christmas presents.
korvette1977
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What about the shit ... I bet there is bird shit everywhere ,, Bummer Cabinets can set you back a small mint ..
Chiceh
Global Mod, Stoner Chic
Sorry about the house Sunny. Did you hook up or what? 
Doesn't all messed up stories start this way....Well, I met this girl.....lol.
There is this new chick that started at my work, she is really cool. So last night she asked me to go out with her and some of her friends. I am not a drinker anymore, but, I can still tie one on!! So, I did...
Sunnysideup
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I was DRUNK DRUNK...I was passed out!! They were trying to get to the peanut butter in the kitchen so they just tore the cabinets door down and after they ate all the peanut butter they munched on the cabinet doors.
I am praying Home Depot will have them, I don't know. I have until Jan 9th to fix all this. I have a feeling it is going to be expensive.
How is your weather? Any snow?
Sunnysideup
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Chiceh I was wondering the same thing....I am smelling perfume on me....it's not mine.Sorry about the house Sunny. Did you hook up or what?
korvette1977
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They will be shitting toothpicks for a week.....................