BIGGEST THREAD in RIU History

Stoney McFried

Stoney McFried

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Yeah, I think the site may be getting abandoned to the elements....
tipsgnob said:
I think people jumped ship when they saw it was broke...
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Well alright, I'll shuffle on over.... sure is dark...*thump* "Where's my wallet?"
ChinaCat said:
Try to contain your excitement..... I know it's hard to control yourself.... but I think you can handle it! The fun is right around the corner:arrow::arrow::arrow::arrow::arrow::arrow:

:confused:
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:hump::hump:
Wikidbchofthewst said:
Cuz we like to move it move it :wink:
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As usual.
tipsgnob said:
I'm excited....
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Nice to meet you!
Twistyman said:
I'm twisty, glad to meet you......
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korvette1977

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Ever notice when taking a leak in a public restroom that people like to pick their nose and stick their snot to the wall above the urinal, So when you pee your almost forced to look at them.. .. Some even still have hairs in them .. Nasty Fuckers do that
 
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ChinaCat

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korvette1977 said:
Ever notice when taking a leak in a public restroom that people like to pick their nose and stick their snot to the wall above the urinal, So when you pee your almost forced to look at them.. .. Some even still have hairs in them .. Nasty Fuckers do that
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Now that's excitement..... thanks for sharing sweetie.:roll:
 
Stoney McFried

Stoney McFried

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Brain Chip to Stimulate Orgasms
Robert Roy Britt
Editorial Director
LiveScience.com robert Roy Britt
editorial Director
livescience.com – Mon Dec 22, 11:41 am ET
Researchers at Oxford University say a brain implant will one day stimulate pleasure centers for people who have trouble enjoying sex and otherwise experiencing pleasure, according to a UK news report.
The sex chip, as it's been dubbed, would stimulate a part of the brain called the orbitofrontal cortex, targeting a joyless condition called anhedonia, according to the Daily Mail newspaper. A device along the same lines has been used already to treat Parkinson's disease, the researchers said, but a workable implant for stimulating orgasms is said to be a decade away because for now the surgery is too crude and intrusive.
"When the technology is improved, we can use deep brain stimulation in many new areas," said researcher Tipu Aziz of Oxford. "It will be more subtle, with more control over the power so you may be able to turn the chip on and off when needed."
Off?
Some readers might recall the orgasmatron, a fictional electromechanical device in Woody Allen's 1973 movie "Sleeper." It was rather impractical, being a large cylinder that a hopeful couple had to climb into.
As is often the case, sci-fi precedes real sci. But for more spontaneous joy, bionic implants are perhaps the preferred method over walk-in cylinders. And on that front, there is precedent.
U.S. Dr. Stuart Meloy, working on a way to treat chronic pain, stumbled on a real-world orgasmatron that involves sticking an electrode into a woman's spine.
"When we turned on the power in this case, she let out a moan and began hyperventilating," Meloy said on ABC's "Good Morning America" back in 2004. "Of course we cut the power and I looked around the drapes and asked her what was going on. Once she caught her breath, she said 'You're gonna have to teach my husband how to do that!'" Meloy's device requires surgical insertion and costs about $3,000 today.
 
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ChinaCat

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Stoney McFried said:
Brain Chip to Stimulate Orgasms
Robert Roy Britt
Editorial Director
LiveScience.com robert Roy Britt
editorial Director
livescience.com – Mon Dec 22, 11:41 am ET
Researchers at Oxford University say a brain implant will one day stimulate pleasure centers for people who have trouble enjoying sex and otherwise experiencing pleasure, according to a UK news report.
The sex chip, as it's been dubbed, would stimulate a part of the brain called the orbitofrontal cortex, targeting a joyless condition called anhedonia, according to the Daily Mail newspaper. A device along the same lines has been used already to treat Parkinson's disease, the researchers said, but a workable implant for stimulating orgasms is said to be a decade away because for now the surgery is too crude and intrusive.
"When the technology is improved, we can use deep brain stimulation in many new areas," said researcher Tipu Aziz of Oxford. "It will be more subtle, with more control over the power so you may be able to turn the chip on and off when needed."
Off?
Some readers might recall the orgasmatron, a fictional electromechanical device in Woody Allen's 1973 movie "Sleeper." It was rather impractical, being a large cylinder that a hopeful couple had to climb into.
As is often the case, sci-fi precedes real sci. But for more spontaneous joy, bionic implants are perhaps the preferred method over walk-in cylinders. And on that front, there is precedent.
U.S. Dr. Stuart Meloy, working on a way to treat chronic pain, stumbled on a real-world orgasmatron that involves sticking an electrode into a woman's spine.
"When we turned on the power in this case, she let out a moan and began hyperventilating," Meloy said on ABC's "Good Morning America" back in 2004. "Of course we cut the power and I looked around the drapes and asked her what was going on. Once she caught her breath, she said 'You're gonna have to teach my husband how to do that!'" Meloy's device requires surgical insertion and costs about $3,000 today.
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I almost had that device put into my spine.... honestly. It was either that or a morphine pump... or surgery. I opted for surgery....

I don't think it would help me out that way.... I have cervical spine issues.

LMAO!!!!
 
Stoney McFried

Stoney McFried

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I don't know about the brain chip, though...I don't like that idea.I seem to have anhedonia....
ChinaCat said:
I almost had that device put into my spine.... honestly. It was either that or a morphine pump... or surgery. I opted for surgery....

I don't think it would help me out that way.... I have cervical spine issues.

LMAO!!!!
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