You know you're a pothead when:

[Doctor Cannabis]

List personal experiences that have convinced you/others that you are a professional pothead.

You know you're a professional pothead when:

1. You start a thread like this

2. When you want to breed your pets into one super pet

3. When you want to clone your cat by cutting her tail and planting it in soil

4. When you think you can hear plants insult you

5. When you know it's 4:20 and ask a non-pothead just for laughs what the time and the non-pothead doesn't get it

6. When you drink with your mouth closed

Let's hear from others...

 

[nugsnotguns]

when youre playing "family feud" with your girlfiends (non smoking/christian)family and in the fast money round you are asked to name something you love that is green....

 

[jfgordon1]

when youre playing "family feud" with your girlfiends (non smoking/christian)family and in the fast money round you are asked to name something you love that is green....

lol dude... u didnt

 

[buggs bunny]

when your habbits are

1 open corona
2 smoke a bowl
3 drink corona
4 smoke a bowl
5 open corona
6 smoke a bowl
7 drink corona
8 over and over untill i have my fill

 

[nugsnotguns]

it was involuntary! coulda said money, or traffic lights i guess. weed is so much better

 

[ANC]

your desk ias covered i nat least 2 inches of clutter.

 

[jfgordon1]

... when you can't sleep without toking

 

[SmokeyMcSmokester]

your coffee table is littered with weed shake, but you dont care, you keep breaking out new nugs

 

[buggs bunny]

when the bottom of your stash jar is half full of shake,cause you keep putting in solid buds to smoke and dont bother with the shake.

buy a new glass pipe every six months just because

 

[wildfire97936]

before you even wake up you have a girl in your room breaking up pot, then she wakes you to roll it for the wake and bake

you hear the word roach or roaches and you dont think bugs.

you name your piece and it is treated better than your girlfriend or whatever it is you have

you find weed you didnt even know was in your house then proceed to smoke it

 

[South Texas]

All this at 11:30. Then go Grocery shopping. The list, left at home, or somewhere. Wanted only $30 bucks of shit, got $300 bucks of cool shit. Don't need help with the basket, I'm fucking this dog. Once in the Parking Lot, not only not remember where I parked, but what I driving, or had drove in. I've had lots of vehicles. So, I have to push a cart, drinking beer & munching on shit out of the cart, until I see a familiar car or truck. But sometimes, I load groceries in a Law Car, since it is familiar. How embarrassing! Had to tell the Law Dog that I donating my sacks of Groceries to the Home of the Homeless. I don't know what happen to my vehicle, whatever it was, I moved into the Homeless Center, to eat some cool shit.

when your habbits are

1 open corona
2 smoke a bowl
3 drink corona
4 smoke a bowl
5 open corona
6 smoke a bowl
7 drink corona
8 over and over untill i have my fill

 

[wildfire97936]

All this at 11:30. Then go Grocery shopping. The list, left at home, or somewhere. Wanted only $30 bucks of shit, got $300 bucks of cool shit. Don't need help with the basket, I'm fucking this dog. Once in the Parking Lot, not only not remember where I parked, but what I driving, or had drove in. I've had lots of vehicles. So, I have to push a cart, drinking beer & munching on shit out of the cart, until I see a familiar car or truck. But sometimes, I load groceries in a Law Car, since it is familiar. How embarrassing! Had to tell the Law Dog that I donating my sacks of Groceries to the Home of the Homeless. I don't know what happen to my vehicle, whatever it was, I moved into the Homeless Center, to eat some cool shit.

hahaha i dont mean to stop this thread but this is funny, i seriously walked to an albersons bought brownies and milk then stopped at a bus stop on the way back and took out about half of the brownies

 

[KiloBit]

when your habbits are

1 open corona
2 smoke a bowl
3 drink corona
4 smoke a bowl
5 open corona
6 smoke a bowl
7 drink corona
8 over and over untill i have my fill

I like him he's silly, Hahahahahahahahahah Waskally Wabbit

 

[buggs bunny]

you go out to get a poppa muphys pizza and come home with a halfcase of corona and a new pipe

 

[buggs bunny]

All this at 11:30. Then go Grocery shopping. The list, left at home, or somewhere. Wanted only $30 bucks of shit, got $300 bucks of cool shit. Don't need help with the basket, I'm fucking this dog. Once in the Parking Lot, not only not remember where I parked, but what I driving, or had drove in. I've had lots of vehicles. So, I have to push a cart, drinking beer & munching on shit out of the cart, until I see a familiar car or truck. But sometimes, I load groceries in a Law Car, since it is familiar. How embarrassing! Had to tell the Law Dog that I donating my sacks of Groceries to the Home of the Homeless. I don't know what happen to my vehicle, whatever it was, I moved into the Homeless Center, to eat some cool shit.

naw i wait untill atleast 12,or 3,ha ha

where did you find that dog to fuck.ha ha

 

[buggs bunny]

your desk ias covered i nat least 2 inches of clutter.

ha ahh that sounds like my garage bench ye haw,it takes you five minutes to fluff throgh shite to find what you need or its never found?

 

[buffalosoulja]

been doing the same simple home project for months, because smokin and chillin is more fun.

so high right now dont even know if last sentence made sense

 

[Louis541]

You have to read a thread four or five times because every single time you start reading it and your eyes keep reading it but your brain is thinking about cheeze nips. Or, you start to write a thead, and it ends up being 3 paragraphs and when you look back at it you realize that from a literary standpoint your post makes absolutely no sense you you just delete it and move on to the next thread.

 

[peach]

when you wake and bake

 

[buggs bunny]

when the pipe cloggs with resin before you know it,

and yer like fuk i just cleaned this fuker about a month ago?