Wake n Bake, Nothing Better!

misshestermoffitt said:
It's really amazing how quickly a house can be trashed. I can have it spotless and the hubby and daughter come home and it's like piles of rubble just fall off of them as they move around the place.
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I just had the same thought. Why did I clean this house for last night to have people over, now it is messier than before, lol. :shock::weed:
 
I'm quiet in the mornings too, I like to sit here at my puter and bake while surfing RIU. I keep my bong in here beside the puter, this is where I use it the most anyway.
 
I have my trusty pinch hitter out, you know I just realized, we've had this old hitter since 1993, it's 15 years old now. Happy new year trusty old hitter. :hug:
 
misshestermoffitt said:
Why are you going to be homeless?
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...'cause we don't have a home. We haven't had a 'home' for about two years.

It's a long story, but we've lived in my ex' downstairs, a friends backyard in tents, a tent inside a garage...we have a place of sorts at our in-laws about 500k south of here. It's a home for us whenever we want it. But at present we need to be where we are for Ph03nix' daughter and for my daughter. We are having some custody issues with Ph03nix' daughter (a result of a somewhat un-nice ex husband).

I guess we're not really 'homeless', just not in a position to be 'home' so to speak. Having said that, we will be gypsying for a long time in the very near future. The home base will be just that. Somewhere to head back to, to look through old belongings and catch up with our in-laws. The Land Cruiser will be our home for the foreseeable future.
 
diemdepyro said:
Totally agree there i try not to go to cities, not an agoraphobic. Just not a people person.

Misshestermoffitt I lose things much larger than bongs. I am so busy......on call constantly. I do the cleaning at home. I do not match socks everybody gets a bag of their socks.
The first day I had to take care of the kids and house.....
I apologized to the wife. I actually thought she watched tv all day.
I have been at this(home husband) 5 years now and I can't get the hang of it. I think it is impossible....i digress
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misshestermoffitt said:
It's OK, I give everyone their socks in a big pile, screw that sock matching I've got shit to do.

You should pick a spot that is where the bong lives, you can remove it from that spot for use, but the moment you are done, put it back. Housework goes much more smoothly when you're nice and bongly baked.


That saying about a place for everything and everything in it's place, I used to think it was anal drivel, but after being a mom for a good 23 years, I learned that saying can save your sanity. Now most things in my home have a place where they belong, the family gets used to them being there too and can sometimes find what they want without having to bug you !!!
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hehehehe, that's as funny as. I too do the housework mostly. I wash clothes, wash dishes, try to keep up with keeping the house tidy...Oh, we're in what is termed 'emergency housing' through a local charity at present...I know exactly where both of you are coming from...
...dirty dishes breed!! It's true! I've asked people in this house to at least rinse their dishes after they use them, but it seems that their are some dishes about that won't take being rinsed...and they get together with all their cutlery and plate mates and just get dirty and sit on the sink to see what my reaction will be.

Bwahahaahaha!!!! I wash them clean, then watch them sit on the sink for two days getting dirty again!!! Sometimes it drives me nucking futs! Can't these CLEAN dishes at least put themselves away before someone piles dirty dishes on top of them....

...I think I need a cone and a hug...

As for the bong? It lives in our bedroom wardrobe along with the makings (grinder, scissors, bud). We smoke in the bedroom because the kids don't need to watch us smoking, and the neighbours would see us (pot paranoia). We'd never lose because at least one of us is using it at least EVERY half hour through the day (if we're not asleep).
 
misshestermoffitt said:
I'm sorry to hear that. You 2 are such nice people, you deserve for good things to happen for you.
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*This is Ph03nix chanelling through Gryphonn... for a change...*
Don't worry hester, good things do happen to us... all the time. Good things come in many shapes and forms. :hug:
 
*This is Ph03nix chanelling through Gryphonn... again...*
Gryphonn said:
hehehehe, that's as funny as. I too do the housework mostly. I wash clothes, wash dishes, try to keep up with keeping the house tidy...Oh, we're in what is termed 'emergency housing' through a local charity at present...I know exactly where both of you are coming from...
...dirty dishes breed!! It's true! I've asked people in this house to at least rinse their dishes after they use them, but it seems that their are some dishes about that won't take being rinsed...and they get together with all their cutlery and plate mates and just get dirty and sit on the sink to see what my reaction will be.

Bwahahaahaha!!!! I wash them clean, then watch them sit on the sink for two days getting dirty again!!! Sometimes it drives me nucking futs! Can't these CLEAN dishes at least put themselves away before someone piles dirty dishes on top of them....

...I think I need a cone and a hug...

As for the bong? It lives in our bedroom wardrobe along with the makings (grinder, scissors, bud). We smoke in the bedroom because the kids don't need to watch us smoking, and the neighbours would see us (pot paranoia). We'd never lose because at least one of us is using it at least EVERY half hour through the day (if we're not asleep).
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:oops: Oh, I'm such a terrible housewife... I love you. :-P :hug:
 
I'm mostly a good housewife, but sometimes I have days where I just say

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misshestermoffitt said:
We smoked in the bedroom when the kids were young, but now that they're adults it's a free for all.
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We have seven kids between us. Three are in their twenties (25, 24, 20), one is 18, one is 16 and the two youngest (girls) are 11 and 10.
The adult kids are OK. The two eldest openly admit to smoking and choof up with us when they're around or in town. The 20 year old has smoked, but has only had the odd smoke with us. She's cool.

The 18 year old ( a boy), doesn't smoke anything and has some 'issues' with tobacco smokers :-P. We tend to not discuss weed or smoke around him, just to respect his feelings...Ph03nix just said he wants to be a cop... OH NO!!! We've failed as parents!!!!

The sixteen year old (a girl) really doesn't care what we do, so long as we give her some space to be 'her'. She is a good kid, but cherishes her freedom. Much the same as Ph03nix and I did when we were that age. We only smoke in the bedroom because of our two youngest. They don't need to see that their parents are doing what 'some' people consider a terrible thing. Like hypocritical former dealer fathers.

When they're old enough that they ask (I'm sure they know what goes on in the bedroom), we'll tell them honestly and probably assail their little brains with pot facts til they walk away and never ask again (they'll probably start a chapter of NORML once we've finished with them).
 
ph03nix said:
Hot! We thought we were going to get a nice big storm today, but the clouds blew right around us. Damn living between two mountain ranges.....
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We watch the weather radar...yep, weather nerds...anyway, the storm Ph03nix mentioned blew away. Then, about an hour ago I looked at the radar again. It had been completely clear at about 9:30pm. Now there is a shitload of rain coming down from the North. Probably enough to have it settle in tomorrow for a while. we should get rained on in about two hours i hope...

Oh, Twisty, it's 1:40 am here at the moment. 28 degrees and 95% humidity.
 
Sometimes I think weather is our religion. Hubby is in construction so the weather plays a big part in our cash flow.

Both my kids smoke, so no worries here, yesterday my son came by to "visit" my washing machine, I was out so I charged him a small bud for doing laundry. I don't often do that, I figure 3 hits for 23 years of laundry service, he got the better end of the deal.
 
misshestermoffitt said:
Sometimes I think weather is our religion. Hubby is in construction so the weather plays a big part in our cash flow.

Both my kids smoke, so no worries here, yesterday my son came by to "visit" my washing machine, I was out so I charged him a small bud for doing laundry. I don't often do that, I figure 3 hits for 23 years of laundry service, he got the better end of the deal.
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I remember you saying you were going to charge him a bud for the use of the washing machine. Three hits? Tell him from me that he ripped you off hester!
23 years. Three bloody hits. Damned spoilt little shit...:mrgreen:
Next time, three hits per load! Nothing less.
 
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