Good Gawd, and obesity tax? WTF is next???

[TheBrutalTruth]

I saw a woman at the store tonight that should be paying hella obesity tax.

She was so fat she had to use the ride through the store thing, dragging a cart beside her, blocking the whole aisle. I was trying to get cat food and since she needed the whole aisle she couldn't get past me. She sat there and kept making loud coughing sounds. I made her wait, screw her, I was there first, I was nearly done and I'm not the one who is so fat that I can't walk through the store.

Maybe instead of worrying about health insurance for people like that the government should just pay for the gastric bypass, and tell them that if they fuck up again well it's their own damn problem, no second chances. I don't even want to know how much insurance would cost for her or any one else that overweight.

 

[misshestermoffitt]

I think if she'd have waddled through the store on her own, she might have burnt some calories.

 

[dannyking]

I'd be all for an obesity tax. And a hefty one too. I'm not overweight or anything but it would do me good not to eat so much shite food. And everyone else too. Bring in some bucks too. But I dont live in america so maybe we wouldn't mind tax on fatty foods as much as you guys.

 

[ViRedd]

I saw a woman at the store tonight that should be paying hella obesity tax.

She was so fat she had to use the ride through the store thing, dragging a cart beside her, blocking the whole aisle. I was trying to get cat food and since she needed the whole aisle she couldn't get past me. She sat there and kept making loud coughing sounds. I made her wait, screw her, I was there first, I was nearly done and I'm not the one who is so fat that I can't walk through the store.

Hey! A little respect here, please! That woman you saw was Med's Momma.

She's so fat, she uses the driveway for an ironing board.

She's so fat, every time she walks past a window, everyone thinks there's an eclipse!

Vi

 

[misshestermoffitt]

She's so fat, she's got her own weather system.

So fat that the earth orbits around her.

 

[Stoney McFried]

I'd just like to remind folks, even though the woman was fat, she was still human.We all have things about us that are fucked up.I'm not exactly the skinniest chick in the world.And I'm an asshole.So I've got plenty to work on, myself.

 

[misshestermoffitt]

I know she's human too, but when you let yourself get to that degree and then act like other people are in your way, it's kind of assinine. I would have had to walk all the way out of the aisle, and back down another one and circle around to get back to where I was and I was there before she came in to the aisle. She needs to be patient and realize that the world isn't obligated to baby her.

 

[Stoney McFried]

I have to agree with you there.She isn't entitled to special treatment just because she's fat.

I know she's human too, but when you let yourself get to that degree and then act like other people are in your way, it's kind of assinine. I would have had to walk all the way out of the aisle, and back down another one and circle around to get back to where I was and I was there before she came in to the aisle. She needs to be patient and realize that the world isn't obligated to baby her.

 

[misshestermoffitt]

I myself have to work really hard at not being fat. The women of my family were rather large and I have a fucked up thyroid. I bust ass and eat smaller portions so I don't become as big as my genetics would let me become.

The battle of the bulge is a frightful thing.

 

[Stoney McFried]

Indeed it is.Ever notice how men seem to lose weight faster?Sucks.

I myself have to work really hard at not being fat. The women of my family were rather large and I have a fucked up thyroid. I bust ass and eat smaller portions so I don't become as big as my genetics would let me become.

The battle of the bulge is a frightful thing.

 

[misshestermoffitt]

Yeah, but the weight they lose is called hair.

 

[Stoney McFried]

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Yeah, but the weight they lose is called hair.