I had a million dollars but . . .
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skiskate
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Can I join you in the bush? Ill bring the bong.
kiddcuruption
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i invested mine!.........................................now its all gone
puffpuffPASSEDOUT
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I might scratch the 75k vegas trip for something like thisOk here it goes:
...I took 25k bought a corvette. Sent it to the preformance shop. dropped another 100k on turning it into a 8.0L TT MONSTER! lol you run tens? pssssh try 7's bitch! hows 1300hp look when it passes you by at 200mph?
ok so i have 875,000 left.
75,000 vegas blast. ... (3) $10,000 a night hookers, 1 ounce china white for them (1,000?), QP of WW or Blueberry ($1500), A monkey ($5,000est), A polar bear (15,000est), A Horse (Mustang) (5,000est), An indorr swimming pool (500est) ....And i geuss what $15,000 worth of ky jelly
800,000 left.
H1 hummer , Baja outfitted, with 800 hp Baja engine. (200k)
600,000 left.
400,000 I would invest into positive returns (possibly realestate).
200,000 left.
Pay off some bills (100k)
100,000 left.
rent a house in my area and sit with 100k in the bank
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V_HCGKuqDjE
CrackerJax
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I've always wanted a half a million dollars so I invested the one million in the stock market....works every time (wink)
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mandrew757
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Oh mann I think I would buy the most expensive bong that is in my local smokeshop and than I would buy so much weed that i could fully fill my bath with it....and i would take a bath with my new bong and i wouldnt go out till the weed is there 
undertheice
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well; i had my million sitting in the middle of the living room floor, when i noticed all these eyes looking at me. thousands of presidents watching my every move as i pondered what to do with my new found wealth. no matter where i moved, they followed. soon it was almost unbearable and i knew i had to do something before their stares drove me mad. armed with a dozen sharpened pencils, i began blinding each little face. for hours i emptied the sockets of every franklin, grant and jackson.
my living room was quickly littered with those thousands of sightless past administrators and i thought my work was done, but some tasks can never be finished. as i spread my wealth about town, i found new victims each time a cashier made change. soon hundreds of little washingtons, lincolns and hamiltons became the prey of my nimble pencil tips. for a while my quest was all consuming. i would take one eyeless franklin, exchange him for a hundred healthy singles and gleefully pluck the orbs from those washintons' tiny faces, then reverse the process and start all over again.
i'm afraid someone else must continue my work. they caught me late last night in the wreckage of a shattered atm. i was blinding a fresh batch of little jacksons that lay waiting to spy on me inside that hideous machine. they don't allow me access to any sharp implements here, but i'm safe because they don't allow me any money either.
my living room was quickly littered with those thousands of sightless past administrators and i thought my work was done, but some tasks can never be finished. as i spread my wealth about town, i found new victims each time a cashier made change. soon hundreds of little washingtons, lincolns and hamiltons became the prey of my nimble pencil tips. for a while my quest was all consuming. i would take one eyeless franklin, exchange him for a hundred healthy singles and gleefully pluck the orbs from those washintons' tiny faces, then reverse the process and start all over again.
i'm afraid someone else must continue my work. they caught me late last night in the wreckage of a shattered atm. i was blinding a fresh batch of little jacksons that lay waiting to spy on me inside that hideous machine. they don't allow me access to any sharp implements here, but i'm safe because they don't allow me any money either.
CrackerJax
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Put down the pipe and slowly back away and face the wall..... that might help.
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NewGrowth
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LOL, wowPut down the pipe and slowly back away and face the wall..... that might help.
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CrackerJax
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let me repeat that backwards....... wow 
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undertheice
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nothing will help. i know they are just waiting for me to be released, hiding in wallets, cash registers and bank vaults across the land. they see everything we do and control our every move. even my trusty tin foil helmet is no match for their power and, now that i know their evil plot, they will never leave me in peace.
NewGrowth
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I think you posted one of the best responses yet. Keep on poking them holes, I think you can go to jail for burning money . . . destruction of federal property.
Blueberryyum
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I would buy an 1000 plant hydroponic system, HPS and MH lamps, and an abandoned farm in bumb-fuk-egypt.
CrackerJax
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The tin foil hat is where the mistake is made.... if you make a hat out of Brillo pads, it will be much better. But don't use the pre-soaped up ones....it's hell when it rains.
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puffpuffPASSEDOUT
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I would buy one million arizona sweet teas in the can haha... man those things are god and cheap hahahaha