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diemdepyro

diemdepyro

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MrHowardMarks said:
Like turn the other cheak and shit? no thanks...

can you explain your name... I'm trying to mke sense of it... either Die MD Pyro... hmmm thats aggresive... Maybe it's Diem De Pyro, that must be latin for something...

Pyro= fire? so... live the fire? IDK...?

to be honest... all I saw first was Die...
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No not like turn the cheeks stuff like be a human being....
Common sense...
 
Stoney McFried

Stoney McFried

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Sigh.What are your ages?Is it early?You can get the morning after pill over the counter.Just ask the pharmacist for it.Works for the first 8 weeks.Now, why are you fucking an underage girl?
T.M.L.L. said:
my girlbe prego... she's younger than i , i could go to prison if her parents find out... they've threatened other things, long story short... ech... drama, no, it's not drama. It's my life.. Any suggestions? I'm like, idk, i try not to freak often, but this is bad.. I just got out.... just got out for pot charges
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Me too, and lemme tell ya,I am starting to work out with weights so I can be in shape to beat some teenage boy ass.
korvette1977 said:
I got Two Daughters .. I will be following them around , reading their diary's , looking through their room and scanning the friends they hang out with,,, I love my girls way too much Plus China is going to bring them to the Dr's every three months for the ""Flu Shot""..
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MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
diemdepyro said:
look, be a man buck up and take the lumps. Self pity does not become a man. You may lose your pecker but my god keep some dignity.
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Awwww...now...put your penis back on.;)
diemdepyro said:
There is alot of mean $tuff on the net. People get mean and 10 feet tall quick. It is so impersonal you begin too think it is a game and the people you are talking to are not real ....They are real they have fears of rejection, anxiety and the normal things that humans have. People actually commit suicide over comments made on the internet.
Personally i do not want the last thing I say to another human to be meanspirited or foul....I thought we had evolved into something better.
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MrHowardMarks

MrHowardMarks

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Ewww, you know what a putz is?

  1. Slang. A fool; an idiot.
  2. Vulgar Slang. A penis.
intr.v. Slang., putzed, putz·ing, putz·es.


You just called stoney a penis-ette...

:rolls up sleeves:

Time for your medicine Twisty... no fooling around this time, now turn around...
 
Twistyman

Twistyman

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Stoney McFried said:
Oh shit, I think you broke a hip!Time for your Metamucil and viagra flavored grits....
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Metamucil and Viagra.... aw great.. the shits with a hard on..... I'll be pissing on the ceiling...... :shock:

MrHowardMarks said:
Ewww, you know what a putz is?

  1. Slang. A fool; an idiot.
  2. Vulgar Slang. A penis.
intr.v. Slang., putzed, putz·ing, putz·es.


You just called stoney a penis-ette...

:rolls up sleeves:

Time for your medicine Twisty... no fooling around this time, now turn around...
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Back off Captain cornhole....... Or I'll eat whack-O-beans and blow you across the room....... :hump:
Putz can apply to a clown, clumsy,a fool, a moron..as my jewish friend says...its all in the way you say it.... Well penis ette... thats just dumb... I saw her pic.. if she has one boy I'm I'm...well I'm fucked.... Talk about making out and putting hands up skirt and finding franks & beans...:spew:
 
Stoney McFried

Stoney McFried

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If I were a penis, I'd suck myself all day.:hump:
MrHowardMarks said:
Ewww, you know what a putz is?

  1. Slang. A fool; an idiot.
  2. Vulgar Slang. A penis.
intr.v. Slang., putzed, putz·ing, putz·es.


You just called stoney a penis-ette...

:rolls up sleeves:

Time for your medicine Twisty... no fooling around this time, now turn around...
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I don't wear skirts!
Twistyman said:

Putz can apply to a clown, clumsy,a fool, a moron..as my jewish friend says...its all in the way you say it.... Well penis ette... thats just dumb... I saw her pic.. if she has one boy I'm I'm...well I'm fucked.... Talk about making out and putting hands up skirt and finding franks & beans...:spew:
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