mastakoosh
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congrats my friend. i have one on the way in a few months and i am gonna be stressed lol.
congrats my friend. i have one on the way in a few months and i am gonna be stressed lol.
no, it has always been that way. well for 2 years anyways.okay.. i see that now... still yet, is that new??
yessir my first one. i like how you say special experience lol. yeah man i cant wait, people are telling me to sleep now while i can.this your first one mk?? either way, congrats plenty... kids are..... a special experience; mostly good fun times though...
know what it is yet??
yessir my first one. i like how you say special experience lol. yeah man i cant wait, people are telling me to sleep now while i can.
That's why you gotta know the tricks...like waking up every hour and a half to restart the Simpsons movieyou'll be fine... the sleep thing is over exaggerated imo... you dont sleep well for the first month or so, but after that it is smooth sailing... until they can walk; you get to sleep through the night, but they wake up at the asscrack of dawn, and constantly get into anything in sight...
like i said though, you'll be fine; its mostly fun, sometimes stressful... but what in life isnt stressful sometimes?? keep me updated about lil mk
That's why you gotta know the tricks...like waking up every hour and a half to restart the Simpsons movie
HEY! You know damn well that my seed would be a lot more acceptable in this world than, well, the majority of others. Case in point, my bat shit crazy ex-roommates...they should be sterilized instead of being allowed to breed, but of course, the short one's now pregnant and the tubby guy is still lying to himself and everyone else about not liking the penis. It really makes me feel sorry for their offspring.see, im just preparing you for when/if you ever soil the world with your seed
HEY! You know damn well that my seed would be a lot more acceptable in this world than, well, the majority of others. Case in point, my bat shit crazy ex-roommates...they should be sterilized instead of being allowed to breed, but of course, the short one's now pregnant and the tubby guy is still lying to himself and everyone else about not liking the penis. It really makes me feel sorry for their offspring.
Trip
you make me giggle.... now answer your phone... we gonna smoke and drink some beers today... im off!! and i guess we'll bring the new lil one to meet your parents....
I suppose we won't do it in that order...LMFAO
I suppose we won't do it in that order...LMFAO
i had a feeling.momma goes with me... i have designated driver and help... not that irresponsible
i had a feeling.
glad you dont think im THAT kind of guy... gotta keep these little guys safe so that they can drive me insane in about 10 years
i KNOW you aren't. i was just yankin' your chain.
Don't make me refer you to my thread:i appreciate the chain yank... gogrow hasnt had relations in awhile
shit man; you could grow a baby in that time....Don't make me refer you to my thread:
https://www.rollitup.org/spirituality-sexuality-philosophy/128031-longest-youve-gone-without-sexual.html
so no complaining from you - btw - tuesday makes month number 9 <---that's my fireman trying to find his way out of the darkness from my pants.
Man...I went out all the time in Florida. Being back home is actually nice. There's food, a comfy bed, a nice home gym, and more food. But yeah, I guess it's time to venture out again. Putting the last touches on the resume and going to get a job, so I figure, whilst the search for employment persist I suppose I'll throw in the venture for some female companionship in there too. (I do have a prospect though that I can't believe I almost missed...kinda like your chicken head nancy ...one of those "I catch her out in public that ass in mine" kinda things)shit man; you could grow a baby in that time....
pops and jimbob need to pull together and get your ass a hooker.... nothing wrong with paying for needed services... or maybe you should just get out more.... houseplant