Animal hairs all over plant, calyxes going brown and some wierd bug jizzing

[BCtrippin]

damn... you make it sound like its all over the plant...is it?

He said the cat rubbed up on it. Man if my cat rubbed on one of my plants, any buds that touched the cat would be covered in fur. It would be a horrible mess.

 

[needhelp]

lint remover... thats the only thing i can think of... but that will just start pulling things off the plant as well...

 

[engineeredweed]

usually i love pussys but now i hate fucking pussys... some fuckin cat put hairs all over my beautiful plant. as for the bug shit isnt it a dellicacy in some countrys.. maby i should ebay it? Thanks for helping me change skins btw.. much better.

 

[Asperdee]

/Insert joke about the PH of cat hair

Yeah, I would not let a cat anywhere near a flowering plant, well even not flowering. Heard too many stories of them eating/wrecking them :/

 

[engineeredweed]

motherfucker just brushed up against it it seems.. because theres no vegetation damage..

 

[engineeredweed]

obviously laid on its fat ass and had a tug over the glorious maryjane.

 

[Cannabolic]

omg i would of shot that fucking cat!!! now when u smoke the bud its gunna smell like burning pubes and bug shit. thats horible. i kno static would help you somehow, but u would loose sum of the plant aswell. and cant u just cut off where the bug shitted? or u can just call your bud ANALPELO anal cuz thats what its gunna taste like after smoking bug shit, and pelo being the word for hair in spanish. and if u say it fast enough most ppl won't catch it lmao. then sell it to ppl. lmao good luck

 

[UTurn]

maybe it will be extra sticky now and you can really call it goo

 

[engineeredweed]

u know what maby the plant will be like.. fuck you cat and bug jizz im gonna make some more thc.. hmmm

 

[BCtrippin]

u know what maby the plant will be like.. fuck you cat and bug jizz im gonna make some more thc.. hmmm

Hahaha, yeah maybe it will stress the plant into producing massive amounts of resin and THC

 

[engineeredweed]

better or ill be feeding that cat asprin!! muahaha nah not really i love cats.. and vagina..

 

[engineeredweed]

i want that plant to grow some tititittitititititititititities!

 

[tyke1973]

kill the cat the buds far more inportant

 

[BCtrippin]

kill the cat the buds far more inportant

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[engineeredweed]

lol.. nah they are both of the same importance.. that'd be bad karma to kill a cat.. and its cruel. do you rekon if i came on my plant it'd promote thc growth?

 

[BCtrippin]

lol.. nah they are both of the same importance.. that'd be bad karma to kill a cat.. and its cruel. do you rekon if i came on my plant it'd promote thc growth?

......uhh, dont know about that one

 

[Canon Smoke]

Ok so as the title suggests i have a few plant problems.

a) there are animal hairs all over the plant.. im guessing its a cat thats been brushing up against it. what is the best way to get rid of these? ugh.

b) calyxes on two buds are going brown.. why is this? i looked at one partially brown one under the microscope and no clues. Is this simply the bud maturing?

c)Some white bug that looked kinda like a silverfish and jumped all over the place when i flicked it off gently was on my plant.. its left a white secretion kind of like jizz. upon closer inspection though it seems almost like mould.. hmm

Any help would be much appreciated.. happy toking!

Sounds like Meelee bugs, try using BasicH "biodegradeable deturgent 2 tablespoons in a 1/2 quart of water and spray your girls down, the solution is harmless to everything except the Bug, PS, Cats are edeble and make good Mulch.......jk Shave the Cats.

 

[engineeredweed]

Sounds like Meelee bugs, try using BasicH "biodegradeable deturgent 2 tablespoons in a 1/2 quart of water and spray your girls down, the solution is harmless to everything except the Bug, PS, Cats are edeble and make good Mulch.......jk Shave the Cats.

you mean u think the buds are rotting cause of meelee bugs?

 

[engineeredweed]

what are mele bugs?