The Biggest giveaway that they aren't *18* is when they say...

[NO GROW]

About god........

Originally Posted by unoitmakesense
how was he perfect, he never smoked a spliff, never won any fights, always got trampled on, given the most severe death given to man, had a big ugly beard, coudnt speak english, had a gay dad that never fucked his mom, his mom was a young virgin probably cravin for a fag, he didnt have shit, he didnt even have a ps2

 

[jaymoney151]

lol

"Whats a CFL? Do you think the light from the oven would work?"

and

"Soil is expensive, can i use the stuff from my backyard??"

 

[MajoR_TokE]

Just read these ones today. LMAO!

"How old do you have to be to apply at a cannabis club?"

"IS there such a thing as smoking too much???

How much??"

"yo last week I bought some shitty ass shit it was $45 for a half and smelt like ass cheeks with kitty litter, and tasted even worse. It gave me sores all in my mouth like every wear, that must have been fucked with."

 

[skunkushybrid]

Just read these ones today. LMAO!

"How old do you have to be to apply at a cannabis club?"

"IS there such a thing as smoking too much???

How much??"

"yo last week I bought some shitty ass shit it was $45 for a half and smelt like ass cheeks with kitty litter, and tasted even worse. It gave me sores all in my mouth like every wear, that must have been fucked with."

Cheers buddy, fucking hilarious.

 

[Pizip]

I'm confused what does BTW mean? He or she tryped this in a message to me. I feel that the more you use letters like "n" to really say "in" you began to write like that. And for that reason i think that's why some of the 2007 graduates didn't past the writing part of the TAKS test. I don't know I just now thought about that.

 

[jesus3]

this is funny too.Well I was going to scratch the whole idea but hey in honor of you ..., I am going to feed one only bong water, same nutrients but in bong water. now where am i going to get some bong water???hmmm oh what a coincidence, it just so happens I have some handy.Peace out

 

[MajoR_TokE]

I'm confused what does BTW mean? He or she tryped this in a message to me. I feel that the more you use letters like "n" to really say "in" you began to write like that. And for that reason i think that's why some of the 2007 graduates didn't past the writing part of the TAKS test. I don't know I just now thought about that.

BTW = By The Way

 

[Roseman]

If I mix dog do-do and human urine and mollases for fertilizer and I use the water from my turtle farm and from my fish aquarium, add then I add seltzer water for carbon monxide, will I be able to harvest a pound of pot from my closet shelf grow?

 

[BloodShotI'z]

If I mix dog do-do and human urine and mollases for fertilizer and I use the water from my turtle farm and from my fish aquarium, add then I add seltzer water for carbon monxide, will I be able to harvest a pound of pot from my closet shelf grow?

Whew...Thats a combo. Probably wouldnt grow anything other than a foul odor.

 

[nowstopwhining]

"I saw this little plant growing where all the kids in the neighborhood smoke, is it a marijuana plant. I took pictures with my cell phoen check them out."

I tried looking for the actual post but couldnt find it haha.

 

[dog]

doz any one no wer i can get rily chep batters for my mini maglite grow as thay are geting low and my plants arnt growing plez help!!

 

[GoodFriend]

My friend currently has fairly large grow going on that his parents don't know about and is worried about the electrical bill. I was curious if anyone knew of efficient ways of generating electricity. He says that purchasing a windmill wouldn't be deemed far'fetched by his parents but the possible 4-5 it will actually need to run all the lights would stick out. Also a treadmill would use up too much of his own energy to be willing to smoke another blunt so I doubt that idea would be considered, lol

and the rest of that thread...

 

[closet.cult]

ah. the desecration of the english language. this younger generation's contribution. that and pants hanging down off the ass. what will their children have to do to get noticed?

 

[UnEmploymentDude]

15/male/Kansas

 

[LosAngelesGraff]

can you buy me some grey goose= at a cvs!

 

[Gygax1974]

I have these two seeds, do you think I could get 20 lbs. from them...by the begining of the school year? Also I wanna be able to do it without feeding them, giving them light or actually paying attention to them....I spent all my allowance, so lights and food will have to be somthing I do without.

 

[Ethnobotanist]

Whew...Thats a combo. Probably wouldnt grow anything other than a foul odor.

And possibly spawn a new deadly bacteria that will wipe out half of the population. Ha.

~Ethno

 

[kieahtoka]

"I saw this little plant growing where all the kids in the neighborhood smoke, is it a marijuana plant. I took pictures with my cell phoen check them out."

I tried looking for the actual post but couldnt find it haha.

I remember that thread. It was just some random plant that had sprouted up wasn't it? Either that or his celly was too shitty for us to tell.

 

[shamegame]

If I mix dog do-do and human urine and mollases for fertilizer and I use the water from my turtle farm and from my fish aquarium, add then I add seltzer water for carbon monxide, will I be able to harvest a pound of pot from my closet shelf grow?

Man the dirty turtle water kid is the best.He was just waiting for someone to give him the go-ahead to use that stuff.I bet he did anyway even after we told him not to.So much fun.

 

[Gygax1974]

This guy is trying to convince us he is older than 18 but I'm not buying it.

https://www.rollitup.org/general-marijuana-growing/19409-ok-so-heres-my-plan.html