i got a joke

Stoney McFried

Stoney McFried

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I know, I know.I got a million of em.I was a waitress at a truck stop in my youth.
EKIMRI said:
Tasteful Stoney... 'scuse the pun. ;-)
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LMAO!!!!
robert 14617 said:
whats the hardest part of eating vegetables?????











getting them out of the wheel chair!!!!!
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A guy is walking along the beach, when he sees a woman with no arms and no legs lying on the sand, crying. He walks over to her and asks what's wrong. "I've never been hugged before" she says. Thinking this is a simple enough request, the man hugs her. She soon starts crying again. He again asks what's wrong, and she replies, "I've never been kissed before." The man again complies with her wishes and gives her a romantic kiss. She starts crying again, and the man, slightly irritated, asks what's her problem. "I've never been fucked before" she says. So he picks her up and throws her in the ocean and says, "There, now you're fucked"
 
robert 14617

robert 14617

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i was set up with a blind date i met her at my friends house she was in a wheel chair ,no one told me she was a double amputee,we go to dinner a wrestle her chair in and out of the car afterwards we stop by the park near her house, she asked to be lifted up to the bar where she could hang by her hands she talked me into having sex with her,so i did and never said another word and drove her home dropped her off at the door rang the bell and left. a few days later i call to apologise and her father answers the phone i tell him i thought it was rude to leave her like that he told me not to worrie about it most guys just leave her hanging!!!!
 
GreenLeaf420

GreenLeaf420

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Stoney McFried said:
A guy is walking along the beach, when he sees a woman with no arms and no legs lying on the sand, crying. He walks over to her and asks what's wrong. "I've never been hugged before" she says. Thinking this is a simple enough request, the man hugs her. She soon starts crying again. He again asks what's wrong, and she replies, "I've never been kissed before." The man again complies with her wishes and gives her a romantic kiss. She starts crying again, and the man, slightly irritated, asks what's her problem. "I've never been fucked before" she says. So he picks her up and throws her in the ocean and says, "There, now you're fucked"
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lol - that's a pretty good one
 
Soundwave815

Soundwave815

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While at a girl friends house for thanksgiving last year, I met her cousin who happens to have down syndrome. so we are all three sitting on a couch when another one of her relatives sits down, and she's a really fat lady. Upon seeing her the guy with down syndrome went "Hey. Are you fat or something?"
Looking very hurt by the statement. the fat lady said "Yeah, I guess"
He said "Psssh. Knew it."

I went to the bathroom to laugh my ass off.
 
puffpuffPASSEDOUT

puffpuffPASSEDOUT

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Soundwave815 said:
While at a girl friends house for thanksgiving last year, I met her cousin who happens to have down syndrome. so we are all three sitting on a couch when another one of her relatives sits down, and she's a really fat lady. Upon seeing her the guy with down syndrome went "Hey. Are you fat or something?"
Looking very hurt by the statement. the fat lady said "Yeah, I guess"
He said "Psssh. Knew it."

I went to the bathroom to laugh my ass off.
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I dont know whether to laugh or cry ... ill laugh while crying haha
 
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