Leilani Garden
Well-Known Member
Uh, no. I'm female. For one? I don't have the "equipment," and two? I'm not depraved like you and your ilk (males of the species, that is).like thats never happened to you..........
Stoney? A park bench? I know! I mean, really. Can you just hear the guy's thought process? "Hmm, that bench looks awfully good. AWFULLY good." . . . . "Ouch! Oh no! Oh my god! Oh dear god! Why didn't I use the rest room?? Oh help! Help!"
No, TIps, that has never happened to me. I'm glad you're okay, though, that you didn't have to have it amputated.