Drivers License Stories

itzCESAR*

itzCESAR*

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Well I'm 18, and I'm going for my drivers license test tomorrow (the driving part). I'm pretty sure I'm gonna fail, b/c I'm most likely the worst driver in the U.S.
Anyways, anybody have any tips or funny stories they'd like to share? I'm really bored right now, and anxious about the test.
 
pharlow

pharlow

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itzCESAR* said:
Well I'm 18, and I'm going for my drivers license test tomorrow (the driving part). I'm pretty sure I'm gonna fail, b/c I'm most likely the worst driver in the U.S.
Anyways, anybody have any tips or funny stories they'd like to share? I'm really bored right now, and anxious about the test.
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well pull into the lane with the step mom adjusting my mirrors ..... the rear view falls off .... lol next im driving ( three years ago downtown pasadena..(in a hail storm at 3 pm)) which meant schools just got out and i missed 12 things on it pulling into the parking lot my windshield wipers go of the windshield to the left.... stoner instinct goes and reaches out the window to put it back in place.... o ya and my ac didnt work which meant no defroster so my windows were cracked and the dmv employee was soaked... she hated me lol :cuss:
 
itzCESAR*

itzCESAR*

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So this is how my test went today. *Sorry it's in Windows Live Messenger form (I didn't want to re-type everthing).

Cesar says:
Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude I was soooooooooo close to passing
Cesar says:
fuck
Cesar says:
I failed hardcore
Cesar says:
lol
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fuck
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fuck
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fuck
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so everything's going smoothly we are less than a block away from the DMV parking lot, and I was making a left turn, and failed to yield (same reason I got a fucking ticket in the first place), and almost crashed into oncoming traffic.
Cesar says:
lol she was so scared lol
Cesar says:
she just kept yelling STOP STOP STOP
Cesar says:
I was "o, I should probably stop"
Cesar says:
lol
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FUCK
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So gotta go retake it on Tues. Surprisingly I passed the parralel parking
 
fukdapolice

fukdapolice

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i went to take the field test (driving) and at the first stop sign i slowed down - but didnt come to a complete stop. the guy was "STOP! put it in park!" i was like aw shit, i fucked up....

he says real mean "make sure you come to a COMPLETE STOP at every stop sign. continue with your test"

i passed lol cool guy for lettin me pass
 
itzCESAR*

itzCESAR*

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Ya, I almost had it 'till the end. OMG I can't stop kicking myself over it. Well I guess all I can do is re-take it.
 
Sgt. Floyd

Sgt. Floyd

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Nothing interesting with my car license but when I took my motorcycle test the lady said drive to the end of the drive and turn around. She didn't even watch me. She just talked to my friend the whole time. I came back and asked if I passed and she said "Did you fall over?" I said no and she said I passed.
 
itzCESAR*

itzCESAR*

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Wow, I wish all I had to do was go in a straight line and come back. Knowing me, I'd still f*ck it up lol
 
Dimefan89

Dimefan89

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I got my learners when i was 17 and about 6 months later I took my drivers test and did everything right but they couldn't give me my license because my learners had expired and no one noticed. I had to get my learners again and wait a month before they gave me my license.
 
gogrow

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i passed easily; but i didnt get my license till i was 21... was driving everyday since 16..:bigjoint:

i got tickets right when i first started driving... switched plates, no inspection, no insurance, no dl.... bad day.. but the state trooper said, "dont know how they're gonna file this... you have no records to put it on"...

so i figured if i never got a license, i wouldnt have to worry bout tickets... it worked for awhile, but eventually the town cops gave me a "psuedo-license"... its a dl number without actually being licensed... my luck was over, so i conformed:lol:.

funny; now that im legal, i havent been stopped by a cop at all... in almost 3yrs...
 
kingtrip

kingtrip

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gogrow said:
i passed easily; but i didnt get my license till i was 21... was driving everyday since 16..:bigjoint:

i got tickets right when i first started driving... switched plates, no inspection, no insurance, no dl.... bad day.. but the state trooper said, "dont know how they're gonna file this... you have no records to put it on"...

so i figured if i never got a license, i wouldnt have to worry bout tickets... it worked for awhile, but eventually the town cops gave me a "psuedo-license"... its a dl number without actually being licensed... my luck was over, so i conformed:lol:.

funny; now that im legal, i havent been stopped by a cop at all... in almost 3yrs...
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Yeah, screw you...I got my license around the same time as you fool, and I got my first ticket last month. I don't know how you've managed to stay under the radar with some of the dumb shit you've done.

Of course the test was like ridiculously easy: "Take a right, take another right, make the right here in that little bit of traffic, make a right into the DMV parking lot. Congrats, you passed!"
 
gogrow

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kingtrip said:
Yeah, screw you...I got my license around the same time as you fool, and I got my first ticket last month. I don't know how you've managed to stay under the radar with some of the dumb shit you've done.

Of course the test was like ridiculously easy: "Take a right, take another right, make the right here in that little bit of traffic, make a right into the DMV parking lot. Congrats, you passed!"
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you gotta have them crackhead, pigspottin eyes:lol:... see them before they see you;-)

i need to go get my motorcycle endorsement... its damn easy...
 
kingtrip

kingtrip

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gogrow said:
you gotta have them crackhead, pigspottin eyes:lol:... see them before they see you;-)

i need to go get my motorcycle endorsement... its damn easy...
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man all I remember is:
"pump the brake lights twice...

...shift it into neutral and just chill off the gas, you see a car, shift and drive"

And something about rapping about every crayon in the box
 
Louis541

Louis541

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Wait, why didn't you stop? Not tryin to be mean but that's common sense? fdd you didn't even have an ID card? My mom made me get an ID when I was 12. How did you buy smokes and beer and shit?
 
gogrow

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Louis541 said:
Wait, why didn't you stop? Not tryin to be mean but that's common sense? fdd you didn't even have an ID card? My mom made me get an ID when I was 12. How did you buy smokes and beer and shit?
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fdd is in this thread??:bigjoint:...

i had an ID... but thats it... the dmv had no driving record for me; and evidently they dont put it on a ID record or anything...
 
itzCESAR*

itzCESAR*

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Just thought I'd let you guys know (even though you probably don't care lol) I passed on my second try :)
 
GrowTech

GrowTech

stays relevant.
I went for my drivers license photo doped up out of my mind and my license photo looks like that Nick Nolte mugshot.



man I bet they were pissed they new I was high out of my mind but they still had to take my photo. :lol::lol:
 
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