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smokinHerbOnDaCurb

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Hey I could use some information.Pretty much on anything you can throw me. This is my first grow.Im growing nine plants in one my closet.I have a good set-up and I think I know the basics. I want to know if you have any tips on improving my plants or aything like that.
Dont over water dont start feeding until the plant grows its three leaf. Even then 1/4 strength. VegNPK ratio of 20-20-20 for flowerin when you turn the lights 12/12 8-34-8 or something around that will be nice. try different m,ethds look on the net for LST, supercropping,topping experiment and have fun. Your soil should be at a ph around 6.2-7 Get a tester it is worth it any hardware store 5 bucks. Add some perlite fore good drainage. Soil should be able to hold water but drains well. Have fun and good luck.
 

smokinHerbOnDaCurb

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Space cakes.... You lucky bastard. Did you make them yourself? Ill bet in two hours youll be like fuck answering questions, Im going to Taco Bell!!
Taco Bell is the shit exept for the midnight farts but yeah their more like space browines made from my cannabuter I made exrea strong and toped with a dash of hash. And my favorite green dragon(mixed) With coke, In a little while ill be stoked.
 

lampshade

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Plus I just got done smokin a blunt of train wreck I am high as fuck. SSSSSSOOOOOOOOO HHHHHHHIIIIIIIHHHHHHGGGGGGGG... I mean high
Ive been adjusting lights since i got out of class. So i just sat down and pulled out some of my blueberry. You got me thinking i should make some butter out of this hash plant i got. It gets me high, its just well, it taste like nothing. I just though it would be interesting to grow HUGE colas.
 

smokinHerbOnDaCurb

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Ive been adjusting lights since i got out of class. So i just sat down and pulled out some of my blueberry. You got me thinking i should make some butter out of this hash plant i got. It gets me high, its just well, it taste like nothing. I just though it would be interesting to grow HUGE colas.
You go to shcool man I am set for life I dont need no future job rakin in 10000 every 2-3 weeks. Set 4 life. Have a 2009 Dodge Challenger Sr-t and a 2008 Acura rsx. Plenty of hoes too. Fuk school but it is the smart way of life.
 

smokinHerbOnDaCurb

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No joke. But man I had a crazy idea and I was gunna call 10 of my homies and go ridin in my freinds Scooby Doo shag wagon. (yeah I know why scooby doo) it has Mystery Machine and every thing. Fuzzy interior seat 12 and has a cooler beer holders and black lights to color the smoke. bout to get even more high and drunk I do this every night.
 

lampshade

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You go to shcool man I am set for life I dont need no future job rakin in 10000 every 2-3 weeks. Set 4 life. Have a 2009 Dodge Challenger Sr-t and a 2008 Acura rsx. Plenty of hoes too. Fuk school but it is the smart way of life.
College. I worked as a mechanic for two years after highschool. Made BANK. I have a 03 350z touring that i just paid off like 6 months ago. Now im a cook, it sucks compared to what i was making. But hey somethings gotta pay for the lights and bulbs. The cool thing is when i get out, i can pursue an Lawn science career, or i can stick with mechanics. Lamp.
 

lampshade

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College. I worked as a mechanic for two years after highschool. Made BANK. I have a 03 350z touring that i just paid off like 6 months ago. Now im a cook, it sucks compared to what i was making. But hey somethings gotta pay for the lights and bulbs. The cool thing is when i get out, i can pursue an Lawn science career, or i can stick with mechanics. Lamp.
i get BLAZED every night, not a huge drinker. Lots of alcs in my family so im not about to go down that road. Hell im even 21 and i still dont drink that much. Shag wag huh... sounds sick. It would suck to get pulled though. Uhhh officer i cant consent to a search i gotta go catch the ghost of pirates cove. Right scoob?
 

smokinHerbOnDaCurb

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College. I worked as a mechanic for two years after highschool. Made BANK. I have a 03 350z touring that i just paid off like 6 months ago. Now im a cook, it sucks compared to what i was making. But hey somethings gotta pay for the lights and bulbs. The cool thing is when i get out, i can pursue an Lawn science career, or i can stick with mechanics. Lamp.
Hell ya to bad you dont live round here Id pick u up and we could go smoke some trainwreck and NY deisel I would even show you my systems of sea of green and hydro pumps and shit. MA ni could prob give you some lights.
 

smokinHerbOnDaCurb

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i get BLAZED every night, not a huge drinker. Lots of alcs in my family so im not about to go down that road. Hell im even 21 and i still dont drink that much. Shag wag huh... sounds sick. It would suck to get pulled though. Uhhh officer i cant consent to a search i gotta go catch the ghost of pirates cove. Right scoob?
HAHAHALOL I knoe but the cops know my business I bribe them all the time They kinda just wait to pull me over for some extra cash. I kinda own the police stations in my city. Thats why I never get in trouble. Ther are some asshole cops out ther in my city. U never know who u gunna get but know one turns down 500 dollars.
 

lampshade

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HAHAHALOL I knoe but the cops know my business I bribe them all the time They kinda just wait to pull me over for some extra cash. I kinda own the police stations in my city. Thats why I never get in trouble. Ther are some asshole cops out ther in my city. U never know who u gunna get but know one turns down 500 dollars.
I know i dont:mrgreen:.
 

lyndonm33

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hey mate i was just wondering if i wanted to make my plant finish quicker, what would i do..
i have been flowering since 14 Jan, and its a decent size plant..
with lots of bud sites.
it was bag seed
....
(and what is dwc?)
thanks
 
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