Drug test

[Jash1297]

Any suggestions on passing a drug test? I have one for a job on Tuesday really need the job so any advice would be helpful. I usually smoke a few joints a day but the past few days I have cut it down to a few puffs of my trusty pipe. and starting today I have stopped completely

Any suggestions?

 

[icurbyou]

When I started seriously looking for a job I stopped smoking... The best way to pass a drug test is to not use anything they deem as a drug in advance to taking the test.

 

[Jash1297]

well I stopped today...only been looking for a job for a few days...I guess I didn't count on finding one so quickly.

 

[icurbyou]

I've read a ton of tales about what you can take to trick the test.. I think opting for the legit passing is the most surefire way. I'd refrain from taking puffs from the pipe or anything else. You are on the right path right now.

I'd excersize if you're the type to do that.. and drink more water than you normally do. Should help a little but who knows. I think only time will truly do the trick

Just my $0.02

 

[Jash1297]

I agree time will be the best....Luckly I only weigh in at about 165 or so and have very little body fat so this weekend...and today ill do a little running

 

[laserbrn]

I've read a ton of tales about what you can take to trick the test.. I think opting for the legit passing is the most surefire way. I'd refrain from taking puffs from the pipe or anything else. You are on the right path right now.

I'd excersize if you're the type to do that.. and drink more water than you normally do. Should help a little but who knows. I think only time will truly do the trick

Just my $0.02

You're only other real viable option is to try to buy time. Don't smoke for certain and i would honestly try to put it off for as long as possible. Tell them you have an emergency and you have to leave town, whatever you have to do.

I would rather risk blowing the opportunity by having to put it off then to completely blow it by failing the drug test.

If you usually smoke a few joints a day and you just really stopped today you won't pass it. If you are unsure you can always buy a drug test @ drug store and see if you pass it...probably won't.

 

[Microracer87]

ok that guy is kinda an ass...go to gnc buy the stripper for $50... drink that with a whole bunch of water like an 45 mins before your test. You have a 7hour period to take your test...if you dont trust me then get a home drug test from your local pharmacy.... take the drink and water and test yourself about 45min to an hour later gaurentee u'll pass.... this worked for me and I'm a everyday smoker...I mena everyday...anyway any other questions?

 

[herballuvmonkey]

what about hair tests anyone have anything for passing one of those. I have stopped smoking for almost a month but i heard they can go back a long long way with the hair.

 

[Microracer87]

ohh yeah you'll have to pee once after like 30 hour to make sure you sample will be clean...ya dig?

 

[Jash1297]

well they wanted me to take it today but I told them I was going out of town so they said tuesday...stupidly I agreed

 

[Jash1297]

ok that guy is kinda an ass...go to gnc buy the stripper for $50... drink that with a whole bunch of water like an 45 mins before your test. You have a 7hour period to take your test...if you dont trust me then get a home drug test from your local pharmacy.... take the drink and water and test yourself about 45min to an hour later gaurentee u'll pass.... this worked for me and I'm a everyday smoker...I mena everyday...anyway any other questions?

Stripper? Is that the name of it? sounds like an awesome product if it works like you say

 

[Jash1297]

Does anyone know which product to get at GNC?

 

[kiddcuruption]

niacin and bvits, i took niacin for a week bouble dose like three times a day and the day of the test i drank a shit load of water till i was pissing about every ten minutes i swear my piss was like straight water.

 

[Kingb420]

dont buy the drinks, if its a cheap strip drug test you have like a 80-20 chance of passing. anyother drug test will detect it!


buy synthetic urine on ebay, its
$25 shipped with instructions, VERY EASY and you WILL PASS

 

[Jash1297]

dont buy the drinks, if its a cheap strip drug test you have like a 80-20 chance of passing. anyother drug test will detect it!


buy synthetic urine on ebay, its
$25 shipped with instructions, VERY EASY and you WILL PASS

Doesn't that have to be a certain temp? I would much rather buy a drink of some sort. I have used one in the past but don't remember the name and a friend of mine got it for me. But it worked fine and was done by a hospital.

So far I have been drinking water and hardly eating...I am under the assumption that my body will feed off the fat I have eating up the THC in it....Tomorrow Im going to gorge myself and drink more water and hopefully pick up a drink. I just cant figure out what to buy there are so many different things!

 

[420Blunt's]

its a piss test for sure? if its a mouth swab it only tests for up to 24 hours. if you have a piss test it can go for up to 28 days for some test with MJ. kingb420 is kinda right about the strips. if they send it off your chances arent as good, but ull still prob pass. but if they test it there then your fine. my roomie passes her drug test every month for her P.O. officer by taking detox pills and a drink. passes every time.

go to your closest head shop and ask them if they have anything. if your really sketched and uve got the dough. get a wizzinator! they are amazing! its a fake cock with synthetic urine that has a warming patch with it. all you do is put it on under your pants and then pull it out like its ur real junk and press on the bag all incogneto(sp) style and you piss in the cup. BAM-taken care of. and they come in all race colors too!

 

[NYC Diesel]

Dont do anymore drugs until after tuesday. Um, excercise all the parts of your body, go for a run. Dont eat too much, drink lots of water(especially the day of) andi guess there isnt much else to do in such short time. I have heard of a drink you take before the test which helps you pass, but i dont remember what its called.

 

[AJ Toker]

Get some synthetic urine. Its called Quick Fix. Warm it in the microwave for about 10 seconds, then strap a hand warmer to it, and get some boxer briefs with the pouch near your junk. I've done this countless times, for jobs and for life insurance. It comes back perfect. No drugs, and all the other goodies that are normally found it urine.