Pass a Drug Screen w/ Human Urine 'How To'

7th1der

7th1der

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32 oz Measuring Cup (Dollar $tore)

1 Pack of Toasti Toes (Home Depot by the register) [DO NOT GET HAND WARMERS-THEY DONT HAVE ADHESIVE BACKING]

Rubber Gloves (I'm sure you know where to get these)

4 fl oz Purell Hand Sanitizer (Wal*Mart)

2 Aquarium Adhesive Thermometer (Wal*Mart)

Detoxified Human Urine (Piss from your homeboy that dont smoke)



Preparation:

Wash hands and Use Gloves when dealing with bodily fluids.

Use NOTHING BUT HOT WATER to clean the Purell Hand Sanitizer bottle. You know that its clean when you don't smell the hand sanitizer.

Remove backing and place an Aquarium Adhesive Thermometer in the middle and on the bottom of the empty Purell hand sanitizing bottle.



Have your drug-free homeboy urinate in the 32 oz Measuring Cup. Pour the urine inside the 4 fl oz Purell Hand Sanitizer. I recommend that you have him urinate twice, filling at least 3/4 of the bottle.


Taking the test

Fill the 32 oz Measuring Cupwith hot faucet water to keep the urine warm until you are on your way to the facility. IF ANY COLORS/TEMPERATURES SHOW ON THE Aquarium Adhesive Thermometer ... THE PEE AINT HOT ENOUGH! :wall:

Remove backing of the Toasti Toes and stick one on each side of the bottle leaving the bottom Aquarium Adhesive Thermometer exposed. I used electrical tape to reinforce the Toasti Toes uncase they started to peel off.




Pop the top and pour into test cup!



Thanks in advance! :bigjoint:

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Fuzzotany

Fuzzotany

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And here I thought a condom filled with clean piss, rubber banded to my cock n balls, would do the trick.
 
Calijuana

Calijuana

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Good post, +Rep. I doubt I'll ever need to take a drug test, but if I do, this will be the method I'll use. :D
 
7th1der

7th1der

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Thanx guys! I was a little nervous at first cause no one posted. lol Just thought that this would be a great addition since there's always someone posting questions about drug test.
 
7th1der

7th1der

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My boy told me to do this. I was too afraid of busting the condom tough. Even more afraid to leave the wrapper laying around for the wife to see. lol


Fuzzotany said:
And here I thought a condom filled with clean piss, rubber banded to my cock n balls, would do the trick.
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mastakoosh

mastakoosh

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nice thread. i have done something similar to this a few times and used the urinator. one time i couldnt get the end cap off the tube and i was panicking fast as the lady asked through the door if anything was wrong lmao.
 
7th1der

7th1der

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Should have told that trick to be easy! You don't like being told to pee, you normally go to the rest room when you ready! lol

mastakoosh said:
nice thread. i have done something similar to this a few times and used the urinator. one time i couldnt get the end cap off the tube and i was panicking fast as the lady asked through the door if anything was wrong lmao.
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beginningbotanist420

beginningbotanist420

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How much did this cost you? There's a product called something like "the quick fix" that's basically the same thing. Costs about 19 and some change at a headshop...
 
mastakoosh

mastakoosh

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yo tell marv-o stop huggin on jdub, u look gay homeboy. props on one our greatest lyricists of our generation. he got robbed........also i was gonna post his vid on my hip hop thread, thanks for reminding me lol. eli porter=alpha omega.
 
7th1der

7th1der

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Yes dude! That sh!t look'd gay as hell. lol Me and my boy still laugh about that sh!t. I put a copy of that video on my phone and my iPod. lol :mrgreen:


mastakoosh said:
yo tell marv-o stop huggin on jdub, u look gay homeboy. props on one our greatest lyricists of our generation. he got robbed........also i was gonna post his vid on my hip hop thread, thanks for reminding me lol. eli porter=alpha omega.
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7th1der

7th1der

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So its been about a week and still no results. Why? Because fcukin' Concentra "lost" my sample.:wall: So I got a call today asking if I could take another sample. I had no time to get all these supplies back together and my drug-free homeboy was at work. So I called my other homeboy who just so happened to still have the Urine Luck additive I got him a few months ago and had to use that.

Wish me luck! :weed:
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grassified

grassified

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I Like the idea of a condom with piss in it strapped to yur cock n balls.

Doesnt that keep the piss warm and fresh still?
 
SweatyC

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I've only had to do something like this once and it was rugged-style. When me and my brother were in middle school, we came home and apparentely my mom had found a piece in our room and freaked out. She had some home drug tests waiting for us. My brother refused to take the test...therefore, guilty. I noticed they were the ones with the temperature reading so I guess you don't use toilet water or something. I told her I didn't have to go and started drinking water. On my last cup of water I filled it up with hot water, told her to give me the cup, took a swig, and left the water in my mouth. I spit the water in the cup and pissed a little in it, so at least there was some tint. It actually diluted it enough and worked, I got off the hook. I told my brother to do it right after. A few years later I also passed a breathalyzer by hocking a HUGE lugy into it. Now that was a miracle.
 
7th1der

7th1der

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that was miracle. lol

SweatyC said:
I've only had to do something like this once and it was rugged-style. When me and my brother were in middle school, we came home and apparentely my mom had found a piece in our room and freaked out. She had some home drug tests waiting for us. My brother refused to take the test...therefore, guilty. I noticed they were the ones with the temperature reading so I guess you don't use toilet water or something. I told her I didn't have to go and started drinking water. On my last cup of water I filled it up with hot water, told her to give me the cup, took a swig, and left the water in my mouth. I spit the water in the cup and pissed a little in it, so at least there was some tint. It actually diluted it enough and worked, I got off the hook. I told my brother to do it right after. A few years later I also passed a breathalyzer by hocking a HUGE lugy into it. Now that was a miracle.
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