ShamWow Frontman Beats Up hooker! New nickname is ShamPow

[LegalizeCannabisHemp]

alright Im ripped and this shit cracks me up

ShamWow pitchman Vince Shlomi was arrested on felony battery charges in Miami last month following a violent encounter with a hooker, according to The Smoking Gun:

Shlomi told cops he paid [Sasha] Harris about $1000 in cash after she "propositioned him for straight sex." Shlomi said that when he kissed Harris, she suddenly "bit his tongue and would not let go." Shlomi then punched Harris several times until she released his tongue. The affidavit...notes that during the 4 AM fight Harris sustained facial fractures and lacerations all over her face.... After freeing his tongue, a bleeding Shlomi ran to the [hotel] lobby, where security summoned cops. Harris refused to cooperate with officers, who recovered $930 from her purse.
Harris is reportedly considering a lawsuit against Shlomi, though prosecutors "declined to file formal charges" against him.

fuck who kisses a hooker? ewwww + rep if this makes you laugh .. +rep to you for funny comments ...lol blaZeed

 

[doobiee]

shame wow...

 

[LegalizeCannabisHemp]

haha good one

 

[mastakoosh]

vince is a dirty dude like ol dirty bastard........he's like fuck it i'll kiss the hooker lol.

 

[Kant]

vince is a dirty dude like ol dirty bastard........he's like fuck it i'll kiss the hooker lol.

did you see a picture of the hooker? she wasn't that bad looking.

 

[LegalizeCannabisHemp]

did you see a picture of the hooker? she wasn't that bad looking.

not even post the link.. I wanna see

 

[jfgordon1]

did you see a picture of the hooker? she wasn't that bad looking.

you have a link to a pic man... im quite curious to see wat this bitch looks like

 

[mastakoosh]

did you see a picture of the hooker? she wasn't that bad looking.

yeah i agree, she didnt look too bad. i was wondering if those were old mugshots of her cuz i didnt see any facial lacerations??

 

[Kant]

Granted the right picture of her isn't all that flattering but the left one isn't that bad.

 

[LegalizeCannabisHemp]

hahaha .. nah dude i totally wouldnt kiss her.. i mean shes decent but still a hooker... thanks kant

 

[doobiee]

http://www.tmz.com/2009/03/30/shamwow-victims-mugshot/

 

[Kant]

hahaha .. nah dude i totally wouldnt kiss her.. i mean shes decent but still a hooker... thanks kant

knowing that she is a hooker, i wouldn't kiss her but if she had some other occupation i might consider it.

 

[LegalizeCannabisHemp]

http://www.tmz.com/2009/03/30/shamwow-victims-mugshot/

Holy shit, he beat her ass down! I wonder if he used a shamwow to clean the blood off his hands ??

 

[jfgordon1]

thats a good looking chick... a hooker for?.. u think it would be easier to marry a rich dude

 

[doobiee]

He did this is real time!!

 

[jfgordon1]

http://www.tmz.com/2009/03/30/shamwow-victims-mugshot/

jesus fucking christ... he must been pretty pissed off haha.

hope she's ok

 

[LegalizeCannabisHemp]

check this video of john stossel from abc news getting slapped...LMAO
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zrX9Ca7LSyQ&feature=related

 

[doobiee]

Yeh he used the Slap-Chop

 

[Kant]

Yeh he used the Slap-Chop

maybe this hooker thing is a promotion for it.

 

[mastakoosh]

i guess she wont bite any more tricks tongues haha. and she wont ever mess with vince motherfucking shlomi again. i wonder what really happened........if someone bit my tongue and wouldnt let go...i would be a bit pissed too. damn though he beat the shit out of her.........not good man.