Growing around...parents!

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i am actually still in highs school...so i need to wait one more year


If you are still in high school and have a year left unless you were held back a couple grades or started school at an older age than normal that would mean you definitely are under 18 years old and this site, and others like it, have a minimum age requirement of 18 years old.

Are you under 18 years old?
 

Ventura

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If you are still in high school and have a year left unless you were held back a couple grades or started school at an older age than normal that would mean you definitely are under 18 years old and this site, and others like it, have a minimum age requirement of 18 years old.

Are you under 18 years old?

lol thats funny because i buy beer for minors all the time hahahaa. schwing. i like when girls ask me to buy them alcohol. too bad i cant smoke human vagina. only fuck it, that sucks dude.:shock:

but really man, you should grow as much dope as you can while you are under 18. dude you are a juvanile. :weed: now is the best time to learn to grow buds. everyday i think like omg, what if i go to jail man, fuck. you should make yourself like a routine now, before your plants start growing.

start jogging 4 real. start doing it now, your parents will suspect nothing. do it every fuckin day. make your jogging path into the woods. but your path through the woods far enough from the plants that noone will find them, but its ok if anyone sees you jogging into the bush.
something like that you should do. social stealth is the key.
think about it
if you had 3 big plants with buds in the bush, some random person sees you going into the bush, its suspicous, but if you are jogging and shit, your neighbors/parents etc, will just think, oh that kid is jogging. never carry a backpack or anything suspicious liek that.

there were two guys that got busted a while back, they were seen going into a field with backpacks on at 10 in the morning. (in the newspaper pic they were trying to look all tough. lol go to jail scum, go to jail.) its morons like that that get caught and also give weed a bad name. even selling weed is fuckin not even a business its a fuckin NEEDED service. these growers are fuckin heroes. i feel guilty sometimes when i think about how i am a coward and let others take the risks while i simply buy a sack and worry about nothing.

oh man but im sorry im posting 100 times on here, im just full of ideas, im only 23 i was in your place only a couple years ago, and now im kinda lookin back on that road knowing what i know you know? haha. fuck my head hurts too, i need to stop drinking.
 

Stoney McFried

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WTF? Dude, the rules on this site exist to protect this site.Do you want it shut down because people are encouraging minors to grow? What if his parents see that and get a hair up their ass and try to get law enforcement involved?He's a kid, let him be a kid.
lol thats funny because i buy beer for minors all the time hahahaa. schwing. i like when girls ask me to buy them alcohol. too bad i cant smoke human vagina. only fuck it, that sucks dude.:shock:

but really man, you should grow as much dope as you can while you are under 18. dude you are a juvanile. :weed: now is the best time to learn to grow buds. everyday i think like omg, what if i go to jail man, fuck. you should make yourself like a routine now, before your plants start growing.

start jogging 4 real. start doing it now, your parents will suspect nothing. do it every fuckin day. make your jogging path into the woods. but your path through the woods far enough from the plants that noone will find them, but its ok if anyone sees you jogging into the bush.
something like that you should do. social stealth is the key.
think about it
if you had 3 big plants with buds in the bush, some random person sees you going into the bush, its suspicous, but if you are jogging and shit, your neighbors/parents etc, will just think, oh that kid is jogging. never carry a backpack or anything suspicious liek that.

there were two guys that got busted a while back, they were seen going into a field with backpacks on at 10 in the morning. (in the newspaper pic they were trying to look all tough. lol go to jail scum, go to jail.) its morons like that that get caught and also give weed a bad name. even selling weed is fuckin not even a business its a fuckin NEEDED service. these growers are fuckin heroes. i feel guilty sometimes when i think about how i am a coward and let others take the risks while i simply buy a sack and worry about nothing.

oh man but im sorry im posting 100 times on here, im just full of ideas, im only 23 i was in your place only a couple years ago, and now im kinda lookin back on that road knowing what i know you know? haha. fuck my head hurts too, i need to stop drinking.
 

SlikWiLL13

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If you are still in high school and have a year left unless you were held back a couple grades or started school at an older age than normal that would mean you definitely are under 18 years old and this site, and others like it, have a minimum age requirement of 18 years old.

Are you under 18 years old?
i think me you and stoney are the only adults in this thread. sounds like everyone else here either grows at moms or is trying to.
 

Ventura

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WTF? Dude, the rules on this site exist to protect this site.Do you want it shut down because people are encouraging minors to grow? What if his parents see that and get a hair up their ass and try to get law enforcement involved?He's a kid, let him be a kid.
i guess you are right. i shouldnt be allowed on the internet this drunk. but really i am a child of nature and i love to encourage unlawful yet safe behaviour. i grew up in a fuckin ommish family (not ommish but similar) dude i didnt have a computer until i moved out and got my own place. my house was a fuckin german government. luckily for me i was half retarded. the cops used to show up at our doorstep so much. my parents would always tell me what an embarrassment i was, i have no shame, all this. my parents used to tell me that things like tv, radio, computers were tools of the devil. no joke no lie.:fire:

you are right tho. but it just aches me to see children caged. growin a little dope aint nothin wrong with that. hes the perfect age.

this country sucks 4real. freedom is i swear to god, full freedom is so many decades away. ill never live to see it.
 

SlikWiLL13

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lol thats funny because i buy beer for minors all the time hahahaa. schwing. i like when girls ask me to buy them alcohol. too bad i cant smoke human vagina. only fuck it, that sucks dude.:shock:

but really man, you should grow as much dope as you can while you are under 18. dude you are a juvanile. :weed: now is the best time to learn to grow buds. everyday i think like omg, what if i go to jail man, fuck. you should make yourself like a routine now, before your plants start growing.

start jogging 4 real. start doing it now, your parents will suspect nothing. do it every fuckin day. make your jogging path into the woods. but your path through the woods far enough from the plants that noone will find them, but its ok if anyone sees you jogging into the bush.
something like that you should do. social stealth is the key.
think about it
if you had 3 big plants with buds in the bush, some random person sees you going into the bush, its suspicous, but if you are jogging and shit, your neighbors/parents etc, will just think, oh that kid is jogging. never carry a backpack or anything suspicious liek that.

there were two guys that got busted a while back, they were seen going into a field with backpacks on at 10 in the morning. (in the newspaper pic they were trying to look all tough. lol go to jail scum, go to jail.) its morons like that that get caught and also give weed a bad name. even selling weed is fuckin not even a business its a fuckin NEEDED service. these growers are fuckin heroes. i feel guilty sometimes when i think about how i am a coward and let others take the risks while i simply buy a sack and worry about nothing.

oh man but im sorry im posting 100 times on here, im just full of ideas, im only 23 i was in your place only a couple years ago, and now im kinda lookin back on that road knowing what i know you know? haha. fuck my head hurts too, i need to stop drinking.
congatulations! youve made https://www.rollitup.org/toke-n-talk/173694-most-outrageous-post-thread.html :clap:
 

poke smot420

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You have 3 options. 1- grow outdoors relativly close to your house but out of distance that if your parents were to trail you that they wouldn't find your outdoor. (recommended) 2- grow indoor closet with CFLs, but then get caught by parents..thats what happened to me when I tried growing out of parents..a long long time ago.The funny thing was they didn't care. In fact they put it outside on the patio a couple days and let me tend to it. (Not recommended) 3- look into buying a small stealth grow. For example you can buy a desktop stealth grow kit and your parents wouldn't be the wise unless it started smelling badly which it will. Your best bets would be options 1 or 3. Good luck
 

Stoney McFried

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But if he gets caught, he is in the system.Let him be a kid for a while, learn from other mistakes and grow when he's a man and is thinking like one.:leaf:
i guess you are right. i shouldnt be allowed on the internet this drunk. but really i am a child of nature and i love to encourage unlawful yet safe behaviour. i grew up in a fuckin ommish family (not ommish but similar) dude i didnt have a computer until i moved out and got my own place. my house was a fuckin german government. luckily for me i was half retarded. the cops used to show up at our doorstep so much. my parents would always tell me what an embarrassment i was, i have no shame, all this. my parents used to tell me that things like tv, radio, computers were tools of the devil. no joke no lie.:fire:

you are right tho. but it just aches me to see children caged. growin a little dope aint nothin wrong with that. hes the perfect age.

this country sucks 4real. freedom is i swear to god, full freedom is so many decades away. ill never live to see it.
 

t@intshredder

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lol thats funny because i buy beer for minors all the time hahahaa. schwing. i like when girls ask me to buy them alcohol. too bad i cant smoke human vagina. only fuck it, that sucks dude.:shock:

but really man, you should grow as much dope as you can while you are under 18. dude you are a juvanile. :weed: now is the best time to learn to grow buds. everyday i think like omg, what if i go to jail man, fuck. you should make yourself like a routine now, before your plants start growing.

start jogging 4 real. start doing it now, your parents will suspect nothing. do it every fuckin day. make your jogging path into the woods. but your path through the woods far enough from the plants that noone will find them, but its ok if anyone sees you jogging into the bush.
something like that you should do. social stealth is the key.
think about it
if you had 3 big plants with buds in the bush, some random person sees you going into the bush, its suspicous, but if you are jogging and shit, your neighbors/parents etc, will just think, oh that kid is jogging. never carry a backpack or anything suspicious liek that.

there were two guys that got busted a while back, they were seen going into a field with backpacks on at 10 in the morning. (in the newspaper pic they were trying to look all tough. lol go to jail scum, go to jail.) its morons like that that get caught and also give weed a bad name. even selling weed is fuckin not even a business its a fuckin NEEDED service. these growers are fuckin heroes. i feel guilty sometimes when i think about how i am a coward and let others take the risks while i simply buy a sack and worry about nothing.

oh man but im sorry im posting 100 times on here, im just full of ideas, im only 23 i was in your place only a couple years ago, and now im kinda lookin back on that road knowing what i know you know? haha. fuck my head hurts too, i need to stop drinking.
What the god damn are you rambling about son??? :lol:
 

HarvestFest2010

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yea, respect your parents. Even if they smoked they may not be cool with growin. Maybe you could ask? explain yourself.....and you may end up answering your own questions or get a spot in the corner of the yard with slave labor in return.
 

vinkelsliber

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Its not that hard to hide it. Parents dont really check your closet normally.. Just build a normal-looking cloth-closet into a grow room, and put some junk in front of the door so it can't be opened without moving it. That is actually enough to keep most parents away. Dont know about your parents, but mine dont mind if I have some plants, even though I tell them that I dont smoke it :). They may know, or they may believe me - Either way I am pleased. It does not cause me any problems to enjoy the herb in weekends (just had a 1 month pause to test it, and there was actually no difference in my performance :) ).

Anyway the best thing is to grow outside if they dont like it. :)
 

pakalolo808

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respect your parents. when u grow in their house you risk them, their property (not really, but in principle), and their reputation. so show some respect for the people who have done so much for you and dont grow.. where you'll get caught. outdoor away from your house is probably the best bet/smartest thing to do. may your first sea,son be a masculine son. good luck on ur season =
 

southernsmokejuggalo

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cant say i had the same problems when i lived at home... my ppl were kool w/ what i did because i explained to my mom that it was more like a life style choice... she pulled out a pipe and asked me to load it. bout shit my pants but things got real cool for me afterwards. now im on my own and supply my parents w/ that good ole homegrown... ya never know till ya try.

the minor shit aint kool tho. that was only my childhood experience. im not condoning underage ppl on this site... we wont get far in our own missions if dr. phil is bashing this site for tellin kids how to grow pot under their parents noses....
 

chronic vegan

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PLUS IT WILL BE TOO MUCH WORK FOR WHAT YOU'LL GET. GROWING INDOORS IS NOT EASY, TOO MANY VARIABLES THAT CAN GET MESSED UP AND AFFECT YOUR PLANT. EVEN A SKILLED GROWER MAY ONLY GET A two or threee ounces of bud from a plant. and if your are inexperienced, then good luck getting a ounce.

So my suggesstion on your delimma, is to ask your dad to borrow his lawn mower and go cut lawns to raise money and spend it on what u wish.

Better yet spend the money on a girl and get some pussy, leave the bud alone
 

SlikWiLL13

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cant say i had the same problems when i lived at home... my ppl were kool w/ what i did because i explained to my mom that it was more like a life style choice... she pulled out a pipe and asked me to load it. bout shit my pants but things got real cool for me afterwards. now im on my own and supply my parents w/ that good ole homegrown... ya never know till ya try.

the minor shit aint kool tho. that was only my childhood experience. im not condoning underage ppl on this site... we wont get far in our own missions if dr. phil is bashing this site for tellin kids how to grow pot under their parents noses....
thats almost my exact story! i used to pinch schwag from my mom back in the day, now i drop off Oz's of dank.
 
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