you just took an American ship .............

[fdd2blk]

um, what? ...................................



WASHINGTON — President Barack [COLOR=#038258 ! important][COLOR=#038258 ! important]Obama[/COLOR][/COLOR] has declined to answer a question about the hostage situation off the coast of Somalia.
The president was asked about the incident as he met with U.S. homeowners about refinancing mortgages. At the close of a Roosevelt Room event, the president was asked by a reporter if he were concerned about the piracy incident.
Obama responded: "Guys, we're talking about housing right now."
Reporters were then ushered out of the room as they usually are after such events.
Obama has yet to comment publicly on the incident.


http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/04/09/obama-on-pirates-declines_n_185111.html

 

[CrackerJax]

The people that tell him what to say must've been away from the phone...

"Can someone get me a friggin portable teleprompter screen guys.... call Apple, have we taken them over yet... get on it."


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[fdd2blk]

can't he get that sent to his blackberry? lol

 

[CrackerJax]

They are a foreign company.... he is afraid of blackberry's. He has a fake model they sell in __________ <----- (insert union store here).

out.

 

[TheBrutalTruth]

They are a foreign company.... he is afraid of blackberry's. He has a fake model they sell in __________ <----- (insert union store here).

out.

Verizon Stores?

 

[GrowTech]

this is a hilarious article...

 

[CrackerJax]

No, he got the fake Blackberry, you know, I think at the same place they picked up those CD's for Gordo Brown.

out.

 

[Big P]

Heres a few diddies i remixed for Obamer:

Song 1 Called Oh, O-b-a-m-a

Oh, O-b-a-m-a
let me love you till the morning comes
Oh, O-b-a-m-a
you know I want to be the only one


Song 2 called Ba Ba Barack

Ba ba ba, ba ba Barack

Ba ba ba, ba ba Barack

Oh Barack Obama, take my hand
Barack Obama
You got me rockin and a-rollin
Rockin and a-reelin
Barack, ba ba
ba ba Barack

Went to a dance, lookin for romance
Saw Barack Obama, so I thought Id take a chance
With Barack Obama, Hussain the man
Take my hand
You got me rockin and a-rollin
Rockin and a-reelin
Barack, ba ba
ba ba Barack


Ba ba ba ba ba Barack

Ba ba ba ba ba Barack

Oh Barack Obaama, take my hand
Barack Obama
You got me rockin and a-rollin
Rockin and a-reelin
Barack, ba ba
ba ba Barack

Tried Bush one
Tried Bush two
But I knew they wouldnt do
Barack Obama, Hussain the man
Take my hand
Barack Obama
Take my hand
Oh Barack Obama, take my hand
Barack Obama
You got me rockin and a-rollin
Rockin and a-reelin
Barack, ba ba
ba ba Barack

 

[Big P]

anyone else create a song for dear leader?

 

[misshestermoffitt]

They made an entire cartoon series out of GW and his idiocy.

 

[tipsgnob]

when questioned today....
obamas response was: uh um um um uh ummmmm, no comment.

I'm sure that made all the family members feel better.

the next time we make someone C&C they should have the slightest military experience huh?

george bush didn't have any military experience....

 

[chicoles]

They made an entire cartoon series out of GW and his idiocy.

yeah, it was made by haters and no one watched it. Good point.

 

[CrackerJax]

Yeah a jet fighter pilot doesn't have military experience, you are right... again of course.

You are so right Miss, I can remember when Bush was told about 9/11...he was like, "c'mon guys, this is about kindergarten..."


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[CrackerJax]

You don't want to seriously get into a resume war.... Obama deosn't have one...

Wasn't that one his campaign strengths?


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[gohydro]

They have decoy cars to catch car thief's...why not decoy ships? I say we outfit a Maersk freighter with some serious firepower and blow any dinghy out of the water that comes within 1000 yds. That would freak them out.

 

[CrackerJax]

I agree it would but outfitting a cargo ship with weapons is a big time infraction....and there are way too many ships to outfit...or convoy. Better to knock out the ports...

That's where the battleship comes into play.... you never want to wake up with a Battleship nearby...unless it's yours.


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[GreatwhiteNorth]

Hey Somolia, Can you hear me now?

 

[tipsgnob]

Yeah a jet fighter pilot doesn't have military experience, you are right... again of course.

You are so right Miss, I can remember when Bush was told about 9/11...he was like, "c'mon guys, this is about kindergarten..."


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your serious right? I never can tell. there is no record of george bush ever having taken the physical. and even you know they will not let you fly without one. and you know as big an asshole egomanic as bush was, there would be at least one photo of him flying a jet. there is a picture of him standing by a jet and one of him setting in a jet. I have a picture of me setting in an apache attack helicopter, but I did not fly it. how long do think it takes the air force to train a pilot?

 

[CrackerJax]

He did fly in the Coast Guard in a fighter jet.... I'm pretty sure they don't let civilians take those puppies out... . No?

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[medicineman]

He did fly in the Coast Guard in a fighter jet.... I'm pretty sure they don't let civilians take those puppies out... . No?

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He was probably training in a T-35 tandem trainer, when he would show up, and that wasn't very often according to the records, with a qualified flight instructer at the wheel/stick. I think it had training wheels on it.