you mental bastuardMmm, molasses. That's American pioneer food right there. It's like kentucky bourbon, or crawfish brains. It'll put hair on your teeth, and muscles on your eyes. Make you grow ten feet taller, and six feet wider. Give you an erection that can chop down a 33 year old pine tree and impregnate an entire women's dormitory with one great splashing of molasses-flavored man-juice. I'm a go get me some right now!