i have some questions plz help ill give rep

[weedman013]

hi there im new to growing and would like to ask some questions plz help cause i sure need it ok well i was woundering if i could grow atleast one plant using some dirt from my backyard my dog grace poops there so it should be well furtilized right??? and im planning to grow it in a 1 gallion milk jug i figure i could just start it there and leave it for the whole growth peirod. for light im planning to use a led flashlight that sould be bright enough right??? i have a small space im growing it in a cardboard box in my closest so i wouldnt think i would need more than tohat for light. and for water can i just use my urine my buddie says it would work cause it has minnrals in it and it would have some nutrients in it for the plant. and because my parents might suspect something if i always am bringing water in my room. oh and if i used my urine wouldnt it add more thc cause i do smoke alot of weed like 2 bowls a week. thanks for your help!!

 

[OregonMeds]

Thanks for the laugh my young friend. Urine in place of water and LED flashlight for light, classic.

If this was a real post:
No you need water not urine, you need potting soil not dirt, you need CFL's not a flashlight, you need nutrients not dog crap and urine.

Try again.

 

[Sure Shot]

Lmfao, Make sure you boil the roots when you harvest.
It will extract the THC from your piss pot!

 

[weedman013]

Lmfao, Make sure you boil the roots when you harvest.
It will extract the THC from your piss pot!

thanks ill remember that i think im going to use recharible battries so i can make the light somewhat of a red color like it is in fall

 

[Smo KING]

lmfao!!!!!!!!!!!You are one funny character come on your not serious right???????

 

[weedman013]

thanks ill remember that i think im going to use recharible battries so i can make the light somewhat of a red color like it is in fall

you know how the lights turn red when there is low battry

 

[Hemp4Victory]

I totally think using urine would increase potency if you smoke enough weed. Fertilizing with THC why didn't I ever think of that?!

 

[Smo KING]

OH and u can use your drywall for perlite too that will help the roots breathe

 

[weedman013]

OH and u can use your drywall for perlite too that will help the roots breathe

omg thats a great idea why didnt i think of that your fucken smart bro

 

[weedman013]

omg thats a great idea why didnt i think of that your fucken smart bro

i have to admit though i saw a post simular like this one so i thought i would make my own

 

[OregonMeds]

Do it your way, I want to see how that goes.

If you do, you MUST start a grow journal for it, it'll be hilarious...

 

[Smo KING]

omg thats a great idea why didnt i think of that your fucken smart bro

No problem and if you want that sticky icky take your parents aunt jemima syrup oyt the fridge and use it during flower for maximum budsit can be your mollasses

 

[weedman013]

No problem and if you want that sticky icky take your parents aunt jemima syrup oyt the fridge and use it during flower for maximum budsit can be your mollasses

oh shit and it would make it taste soo good everyone would buy it i was thinking of putting the bud in a box of captain crunch to give it good flavor

 

[weedman013]

oh shit and it would make it taste soo good everyone would buy it i was thinking of putting the bud in a box of captain crunch to give it good flavor

alright this is a real question though lol how do you give someone rep i got one the other day and didnt know it even exsited on here lmao

 

[OregonMeds]

see the post numbers on the upper right side top of each message? see the scale? click the scale.

 

[weedman013]

see the post numbers on the upper right side top of each message? see the scale? click the scale.

alright cool thanks ive been here for like a month and a half and still dont know how to do shit lol im busy traying to help ppl or something i dont even understand why it doesnt show my pic for the profile it shows it when im on my profile its strange my privocy is like everyone can view everything..im gettin off the topic sry thanks man

 

[weedman013]

alright cool thanks ive been here for like a month and a half and still dont know how to do shit lol im busy traying to help ppl or something i dont even understand why it doesnt show my pic for the profile it shows it when im on my profile its strange my privocy is like everyone can view everything..im gettin off the topic sry thanks man

hey if i use a candle to would it add a candle watt in it just a thought

 

[weedman013]

bump bump..

 

[OregonMeds]

Cap'n crunch as grow media

 

[weedman013]

Cap'n crunch as grow media

damn right and add some frosted flakes and it will taste greaate!!!! lmao how you doin today i finally got a fucken job YES!!!! i can start smoking soon kiss-assnow i can smoke some weed and be chill when my asthma starts to bother me rather than being all hiped up on albuteral