Compulsive Liar

[doobiee]

Well today in English class me and this guy sat next to eachother and I was holding a conversation with him, After a few mins go by he says "Yeh you smoke?" I said no, trying to play it off(barely know this guy). He said "oh man try it, its amazing , I actually have 3 plants growing in my closet at home!, (Well at this point im like yeh , tsounds great). He keeps goin on and he said" My plants are about 4 ft and they been growing for almost 5 months,(in my mind i said bullshit)I kept askin him questions because I grow and wanted to hear what this kids knowledge was. I then asked him what lights he uses and he said "just lights from around the house", The reason why I know this kid is a joke is because I have talked to him other times and he comes up with random shit like he said he got arrested and the cop "threw" him and he sued and got $100,000 the next day, this guy is an idiot and I think he lies because he thinks it is cool. Well thanks guys . Put some stories you have heard that are BS or just people that lie all the time

 

[[Lucas]]

My story of bullshit comes right from RIU;
CRUEHEAD783

When I was In 7th Grade, I had started getting high. I loved it so much, In 8th Grade we smoked a fat joint before school. By the time Spanish class rolled around, I wanted to get high again, So I pulled out my pipe, loaded a bowl, and smoked some dank bud right in class. All the people around me covered there mouths, and one chick was like, "It smells like burning!". As my teacher looks, I blow a cloud of smoke out. I just denied it. I was like what smoke?, when she asked why I blew out smoke. Luckily she was some stupid fat chick. Im glad I didnt get caught, I had just bought 100 dollars worth of bud, and It was in my backpack.

 

[doobiee]

ahahaha wow that sounds like something this kid would say... that is great especially right from here. haha nice 1

 

[aba]

yeah i know a lot of bullshiters myself people saying their high on white widow when there actuay high on schwagg, or
others saying they can get dro for the price of schwagg i dont know why people keep bullshiting but their are so many people
that do its just stupid....

 

[[Lucas]]

I mean people lie but this guy just had to get retarded with it and make it so obvious he was lieing.

 

[doobiee]

yeah people go over board, some of the stories sounds awesome tho hahah

 

[CanadianCoyote]

My ex-girlfriend was a compulsive liar... the worst was when you caught her in a lie. She'd lie more to try and cover up the first lie... and then eventually work herself into an anxiety/panic attack when her lies wouldn't work. Yeah... she'd absolutely freak OUT when she was caught in a lie... as if it was my fault somehow. How DARE I know the truth and call her on her bullshit? I ended up breaking up with her because of it. It's a long story, but one worth relaying... as it serves as a warning and as a good life lesson. Don' waste two years of your life on a soul-sucking leech like I did.

At any rate...

She'd gone off on vacation to visit a friend out-of-state. She'd never been away from home before (despite being 20 years old) and I thought that getting out for awhile might do her a little bit of good. Her home situation was less than favorable... downright miserable, even. Okay, she's out... and gaining some valuable life experience at that. She'd been gone for a couple of days when I got a call from a mutual friend... who was in a panic. It turns out that two weeks before my ex's vacation, she and our friend had got caught shoplifting a bunch of food from a grocery store. The grocery store said that if each of them paid a $150 "restocking fee" they wouldn't press charges. Alright, fine. My ex had plenty of money at her disposal, she'd saved a bunch to go on her vacation. No harm , no foul. ... The thing is, she never paid off her debt before she left, and now that she was 6000 miles away... she was claiming that she couldn't wire our friend the money because Western Union didn't accept Visa Gift Cards. She expected our friend to pay the full $300 and maybe, just maybe, she'd pay her back when she returned. Our friend had been given explicit instructions to not tell me about the incident (because I would've flipped shit...)... but she was desperate for help. She didn't have the money, and she didn't want a criminal record. The first thing I did was call Western Union... and they said they'd have no problem accepting a Visa Gift Card. The second thing I did was call the store they were supposed to pay back... and found out other misc. details. Next, I called my ex. When I confronted her with the information... she denied it outright. Said I was being lied to. When she found out how much I knew... she changed her story again. I told her to get her ass to a Western Union... because they'd accept Visa Gift Cards... and she claimed she couldn't. When I asked why, she danced around the issue until I yelled "You spent all the money already, didn't you!?"... and the answer was yes. She figured that because our friend had a job, she'd have no problem taking care of the debt. Our friend had her hours cut... and was lucky to get 16 hours a week... she didn't even have money to put gas in her car. My ex assumed the mess would go away and be taken care of for her.. .and that she'd pay our friend back later. Which probably wouldn't have happened if it had turned out that way... my ex was allergic to jobs, you see. She'd get one and figure out that it was WORK... and then either quit or get fired after a week or so. And if she ever did get ahold of money, she'd always spend it as soon as she got it... on either food, cigarettes or booze. Nevermind that she owes other people hundreds of dollars. I told her that she had to find a way to either make a payment arrangement with the store or get our friend the money by the deadline day... and that if she didn't, I was going to call her grandparents (who she lives with) and tell them about it. She freaked out... had a panic attack... and made token noises about 'trying'. The deadline came and went and she did absolutely nothing about the problem... so I made good on my threat and called her grandparents. They took care of the debt... keeping both her and our friend from a police record... and told her they'd make her life miserable when she got home (which I didn't doubt).

After that, she called up every single mutual friend we had... and told them I ruined her life and was being unfairly mean to her. Most of them said "...So?", a few of them got angry at me... but weren't angry when they learned the whole story... she lost most of her friends by pulling that stunt. She didn't realize that her constant stream of lies had made any credibility she had negligible. I don't know what her life is like nowadays, for my own sanity I've cut myself off from her. She's probably laying around all day crying and not getting a job or trying to make her life better because I "ruined" her life. It's all MY fault, you see. She bears no responsibility for any of her actions.

Sigh...

 

[Tizzle312]

My story of bullshit comes right from RIU;
CRUEHEAD783

When I was In 7th Grade, I had started getting high. I loved it so much, In 8th Grade we smoked a fat joint before school. By the time Spanish class rolled around, I wanted to get high again, So I pulled out my pipe, loaded a bowl, and smoked some dank bud right in class. All the people around me covered there mouths, and one chick was like, "It smells like burning!". As my teacher looks, I blow a cloud of smoke out. I just denied it. I was like what smoke?, when she asked why I blew out smoke. Luckily she was some stupid fat chick. Im glad I didnt get caught, I had just bought 100 dollars worth of bud, and It was in my backpack.

lolololol i was posting on that thread too and just happen to read it and i thought the same thing in my head BULLSHIT

 

[olosto]

Wow. That sounds like hell....

 

[doobiee]

CanadianCoyote that is one fucked up girlfriend, I couldn't live with some1 that lied like that. Glad you moved on.. Was the breakup a good thing?

 

[Madhadda]

CanadianCoyote that is one fucked up girlfriend, I couldn't live with some1 that lied like that. Glad you moved on.. Was the breakup a good thing?

ill answer that for him...YES. FUCK YES.

 

[CanadianCoyote]

CanadianCoyote that is one fucked up girlfriend, I couldn't live with some1 that lied like that. Glad you moved on.. Was the breakup a good thing?

It's been an excellent thing for me! My days have been free of manipulative bullshit and a knot in my stomach that makes me feel like I'm gonna be sick. I now have a wonderful girl at my side who doesn't make me feel guilty for having a social life that doesn't include her at all times, doesn't steal, doesn't lie (she's brutally honest, actually) and is six times as SMOKIN HOT as my ex, if I do say so myself.

 

[CanadianCoyote]

ill answer that for him...YES. FUCK YES.

Damn skippy!....

And I'm a girl, by the by. ^^;

 

[GrowTech]

LOL how old is this kid who was telling you he got 100,000 the next day?

 

[PadawanBater]

My ex-girlfriend was a compulsive liar... the worst was when you caught her in a lie. She'd lie more to try and cover up the first lie... and then eventually work herself into an anxiety/panic attack when her lies wouldn't work. Yeah... she'd absolutely freak OUT when she was caught in a lie... as if it was my fault somehow. How DARE I know the truth and call her on her bullshit? I ended up breaking up with her because of it. It's a long story, but one worth relaying... as it serves as a warning and as a good life lesson. Don' waste two years of your life on a soul-sucking leech like I did.

At any rate...

She'd gone off on vacation to visit a friend out-of-state. She'd never been away from home before (despite being 20 years old) and I thought that getting out for awhile might do her a little bit of good. Her home situation was less than favorable... downright miserable, even. Okay, she's out... and gaining some valuable life experience at that. She'd been gone for a couple of days when I got a call from a mutual friend... who was in a panic. It turns out that two weeks before my ex's vacation, she and our friend had got caught shoplifting a bunch of food from a grocery store. The grocery store said that if each of them paid a $150 "restocking fee" they wouldn't press charges. Alright, fine. My ex had plenty of money at her disposal, she'd saved a bunch to go on her vacation. No harm , no foul. ... The thing is, she never paid off her debt before she left, and now that she was 6000 miles away... she was claiming that she couldn't wire our friend the money because Western Union didn't accept Visa Gift Cards. She expected our friend to pay the full $300 and maybe, just maybe, she'd pay her back when she returned. Our friend had been given explicit instructions to not tell me about the incident (because I would've flipped shit...)... but she was desperate for help. She didn't have the money, and she didn't want a criminal record. The first thing I did was call Western Union... and they said they'd have no problem accepting a Visa Gift Card. The second thing I did was call the store they were supposed to pay back... and found out other misc. details. Next, I called my ex. When I confronted her with the information... she denied it outright. Said I was being lied to. When she found out how much I knew... she changed her story again. I told her to get her ass to a Western Union... because they'd accept Visa Gift Cards... and she claimed she couldn't. When I asked why, she danced around the issue until I yelled "You spent all the money already, didn't you!?"... and the answer was yes. She figured that because our friend had a job, she'd have no problem taking care of the debt. Our friend had her hours cut... and was lucky to get 16 hours a week... she didn't even have money to put gas in her car. My ex assumed the mess would go away and be taken care of for her.. .and that she'd pay our friend back later. Which probably wouldn't have happened if it had turned out that way... my ex was allergic to jobs, you see. She'd get one and figure out that it was WORK... and then either quit or get fired after a week or so. And if she ever did get ahold of money, she'd always spend it as soon as she got it... on either food, cigarettes or booze. Nevermind that she owes other people hundreds of dollars. I told her that she had to find a way to either make a payment arrangement with the store or get our friend the money by the deadline day... and that if she didn't, I was going to call her grandparents (who she lives with) and tell them about it. She freaked out... had a panic attack... and made token noises about 'trying'. The deadline came and went and she did absolutely nothing about the problem... so I made good on my threat and called her grandparents. They took care of the debt... keeping both her and our friend from a police record... and told her they'd make her life miserable when she got home (which I didn't doubt).

After that, she called up every single mutual friend we had... and told them I ruined her life and was being unfairly mean to her. Most of them said "...So?", a few of them got angry at me... but weren't angry when they learned the whole story... she lost most of her friends by pulling that stunt. She didn't realize that her constant stream of lies had made any credibility she had negligible. I don't know what her life is like nowadays, for my own sanity I've cut myself off from her. She's probably laying around all day crying and not getting a job or trying to make her life better because I "ruined" her life. It's all MY fault, you see. She bears no responsibility for any of her actions.

Sigh...

Damn dude, it sucks to go through shit like that...

Since you brought up an ex story, I have one as well...

I started dating this girl when I was 17, it was my first really serious relationship, I was young and stupid just like every other 17 year old kid. After about 6 months of dating, driving 30 miles 3 or 4 times a week, and a month before my 18th birthday, I start getting a wierd feeling and she comes up with some common excuses as to why we weren't seeing eachother as much as the months before... 'she can't drive to my house because she has to save the miles she puts on her new car..' 'she can only go out of town once a week and she wants to do it with her friends "once in a while"... not just always drive to my house'... So on my birthday, I go to her house and she makes me breakfast, I still feel wierd but try my best not to show it. She had the day planned out at Disneyland, I had never been there before. We get there and after a few hours she picks up on my distance and asks me whats wrong. I tell her I've been feeling strange about our relationship and the way she'd been acting. Then she says she has something to tell me, but wanted to wait till after my birthday, which instantly made it clear it was bad. I couldn't enjoy the day from that point on, after a couple more hours I demand she tells me. We sit down and she tells me she was at a party, she did cocaine and she made out with a guy... I felt crushed. So we left and on the way to the parking lot, she asked me "...do you even want to talk about any of this...? and I said "...there's nothing to talk about" and we didn't say a word to eachother the whole ride home (2 hours), she 'pretended' to sleep, I think she did anyway, to make it less awkward... We get to her house, she gets out and I drive to my house, another 30 miles....

...That night, I tell my friend from school online about everything and he says "what did she tell you?" so I said she told me she made out with a guy... after that he got really pissed off and said "dude, fuck that, she's lying to you! She did a lot more than that, she told me last week everything that happened, and that she felt guilty and had to tell someone! (he told me the details, from when she told him (which I was sure at the time wouldn't have been the complete truth as she must have known he would tell me, being a much more loyal friend to me than her) He said she told him they pretty much got to everything before oral sex) --at this point, in my life, looking back on this incident, I really DO believe she went down on the guy, even though I know she would never tell me the truth, even after years of being broken up-- ...

...So after all that, I was more PISSED than anything because she lied to me. My friend said he felt guilty the entire week because he knew and promised her he wouldn't tell me because she said she wanted to but after my birthday, I didn't care about that, I was just glad he told me, it showed me this guy was a real friend. I drive to her house and confront her with the information. She denies it and starts LAUGHING! I get even more pissed and start to leave. She tries explaining herself and I end up leaving anyway...

...In the end I got back together with her and we ended up breaking up in very similar circumstances 6 or 7 months later...

Moral of the story, don't get back together with a chick that lies to your face without thinking twice...

I learned a lot though, so there is some good to come from this experience...

Thanks for making me relive that in such detail, it gave me a wierd feeling...

 

[CanadianCoyote]

Damn dude, it sucks to go through shit like that...

Since you brought up an ex story, I have one as well...

I started dating this girl when I was 17, it was my first really serious relationship, I was young and stupid just like every other 17 year old kid. After about 6 months of dating, driving 30 miles 3 or 4 times a week, and a month before my 18th birthday, I start getting a wierd feeling and she comes up with some common excuses as to why we weren't seeing eachother as much as the months before... 'she can't drive to my house because she has to save the miles she puts on her new car..' 'she can only go out of town once a week and she wants to do it with her friends "once in a while"... not just always drive to my house'... So on my birthday, I go to her house and she makes me breakfast, I still feel wierd but try my best not to show it. She had the day planned out at Disneyland, I had never been there before. We get there and after a few hours she picks up on my distance and asks me whats wrong. I tell her I've been feeling strange about our relationship and the way she'd been acting. Then she says she has something to tell me, but wanted to wait till after my birthday, which instantly made it clear it was bad. I couldn't enjoy the day from that point on, after a couple more hours I demand she tells me. We sit down and she tells me she was at a party, she did cocaine and she made out with a guy... I felt crushed. So we left and on the way to the parking lot, she asked me "...do you even want to talk about any of this...? and I said "...there's nothing to talk about" and we didn't say a word to eachother the whole ride home (2 hours), she 'pretended' to sleep, I think she did anyway, to make it less awkward... We get to her house, she gets out and I drive to my house, another 30 miles....

...That night, I tell my friend from school online about everything and he says "what did she tell you?" so I said she told me she made out with a guy... after that he got really pissed off and said "dude, fuck that, she's lying to you! She did a lot more than that, she told me last week everything that happened, and that she felt guilty and had to tell someone! (he told me the details, from when she told him (which I was sure at the time wouldn't have been the complete truth as she must have known he would tell me, being a much more loyal friend to me than her) He said she told him they pretty much got to everything before oral sex) --at this point, in my life, looking back on this incident, I really DO believe she went down on the guy, even though I know she would never tell me the truth, even after years of being broken up-- ...

...So after all that, I was more PISSED than anything because she lied to me. My friend said he felt guilty the entire week because he knew and promised her he wouldn't tell me because she said she wanted to but after my birthday, I didn't care about that, I was just glad he told me, it showed me this guy was a real friend. I drive to her house and confront her with the information. She denies it and starts LAUGHING! I get even more pissed and start to leave. She tries explaining herself and I end up leaving anyway...

...In the end I got back together with her and we ended up breaking up in very similar circumstances 6 or 7 months later...

Moral of the story, don't get back together with a chick that lies to your face without thinking twice...

I learned a lot though, so there is some good to come from this experience...

Thanks for making me relive that in such detail, it gave me a wierd feeling...

Glad you learned from your experience... even though you repeated your mistake. Sometimes we need to learn things the hard way.

 

[doobiee]

LOL how old is this kid who was telling you he got 100,000 the next day?

the kid was 18 or 19 dunno..

 

[CRUEHEAD783]

My story of bullshit comes right from RIU;
CRUEHEAD783

When I was In 7th Grade, I had started getting high. I loved it so much, In 8th Grade we smoked a fat joint before school. By the time Spanish class rolled around, I wanted to get high again, So I pulled out my pipe, loaded a bowl, and smoked some dank bud right in class. All the people around me covered there mouths, and one chick was like, "It smells like burning!". As my teacher looks, I blow a cloud of smoke out. I just denied it. I was like what smoke?, when she asked why I blew out smoke. Luckily she was some stupid fat chick. Im glad I didnt get caught, I had just bought 100 dollars worth of bud, and It was in my backpack.

You know what man, Fuck you. I know what I did so i don't care If you or any other fucker doesn't believe me. I posted what happened, and if you dont believe me, thats your problem.

 

[DudeLebowski]

You know what man, Fuck you. I know what I did so i don't care If you or any other fucker doesn't believe me. I posted what happened, and if you dont believe me, thats your problem.

lol gotta go with homeboy cruehead..not a stitch of that sounds plausable...

 

[[Lucas]]

Wow, it seems I am not the only one to notice.