hom36rown
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hows that working out for you
Compulsive Liar
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BirdTooth
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I used to be friends with a kid who had a huge problem with lying. He just didn't think his life was interesting enough, I guess. My main smoking companion at the time and I befriended him, and he never ceased to amaze me.
He would bring us these videos (generally burned onto CDs) that he claimed were of him and his friends, but that he had clearly taken from the internet. One was of a group of Korean DDR dancers, which he claimed was his crew, and one was even a POV blowjob porn, which he claimed was him and his girlfriend.
Once, when we were walking in a somewhat small group of people, he pretended to receive a phone call and proceeded to carry on a conversation in French, or so we thought. It turned out another member of the group was a French speaker, and they later claimed that he was spewing a bunch of nonsense and unconnected nouns.
I remember my drug companion and I were on ecstasy at one of our houses, and the liar, Adam, accompanied us (though he didn't do e). A song happened on, and in our emotional state I mentioned that it reminded me of my ex-girlfriend. Classic Adam, he immediately said "Yea, same, with my ex". Then for each song that came on after that, he had some new story about some different girl it reminded him of.
Ah, liars. When its an illness, its sad, but when its malicious its infuriating.
He would bring us these videos (generally burned onto CDs) that he claimed were of him and his friends, but that he had clearly taken from the internet. One was of a group of Korean DDR dancers, which he claimed was his crew, and one was even a POV blowjob porn, which he claimed was him and his girlfriend.
Once, when we were walking in a somewhat small group of people, he pretended to receive a phone call and proceeded to carry on a conversation in French, or so we thought. It turned out another member of the group was a French speaker, and they later claimed that he was spewing a bunch of nonsense and unconnected nouns.
I remember my drug companion and I were on ecstasy at one of our houses, and the liar, Adam, accompanied us (though he didn't do e). A song happened on, and in our emotional state I mentioned that it reminded me of my ex-girlfriend. Classic Adam, he immediately said "Yea, same, with my ex". Then for each song that came on after that, he had some new story about some different girl it reminded him of.
Ah, liars. When its an illness, its sad, but when its malicious its infuriating.
CanadianCoyote
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What I mean is... you need to be respectful to me if you want to get any from me. If you're a bitch to me right from the start, then you're going to get treated like the cuntface you really are. And yeah, perhaps calling all women bitches is wrong... but dammit... IF THE SHOE FITS....
and now i know.
CanadianCoyote
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I was wondering when you'd say somethin'. 
What about you, fdd? Got any stories about liars?
What about you, fdd? Got any stories about liars?
I was wondering when you'd say somethin'.
What about you, fdd? Got any stories about liars?
i'd be lying if i said no.
CanadianCoyote
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Regale us with tales of the lying bastards, then! 
Drugfreemike420
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I thought the same as you did.. lmao.
People these day.
Jus because it was some fat chick it wont keep her from pulling that twinky outta her mouth just 2 snitch.
You know for fact you would of gotten expelled.
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misshestermoffitt
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I take it that Lucas is also in High School too?
BackDoorMan
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but the thing is, as you said before.. respect begets respect.. you have to give to receive... The world dont owe you anything, just as you don;t owe the world anything.. but you'll never get anywhere pushing on an opening door unless you learn to work with it...
Bud Frosty
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Wow.
I stand corrected. lol
RetiredToker76
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BDM,
Go back to page 2 where CanadianCoyote says "I'm a girl."
There's some futility in arguing with a person of the feminine persuasion over the term bitch. She is probably going to know the psychological and emotional impact of the term 'bitch' far better than a person of the male persuasion.
Couple that with her discussions of past girlfriends and you'll realize there's no way in hell she doesn't fully understand the consequences of using the term bitch.
We can complain about high-maintenance women and their drama all day long, but gentlemen we have NOTHING on on the drama induced by lesbian relationships.
I run websites for local alternative-sexuality (started managing a swingers site for the club my wife and I attend and got a name for managing them well.) The strictly homosexual crowds are high drama. Swingers are annoying, especially when couples don't tend to their own relationship first. Gay men can get pretty bad but the forum I run for local lesbians is so high drama I nicknamed it TNT (because THEY know drama.)
I think that a woman who is either lesbian or bi-sexual and has played the field has MORE than enough right to use the term bitch whenever she feels the need. She will be able to identify with the term bitch on a level that most men never understand.
Mind you I have no problems with lesbians and have known some incredibly cool lesbian couples, but experience has taught me that a destructing lesbian relationship is like a war zone, and not the fun stoned ones like in Platoon, I'm talking a 'the world is ending' war zone.
Want to hear pathological liars hang out with alt-sexuality people. The things I hear them say about each other in moments of anger are so infeasible that I have difficulty not laughing myself out of my computer chair when locking threads and banning members.
-RT76
BackDoorMan
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lmao... I undersdtand what you're saying.. but I grew up around nothing but women, and while I copuld never relate with them on the same level that women relate to women.. I think I'm as close as any straight male could ever come.. the thing of it is, i'm a lesbian myself.. I think like a woman sometimes.. I like to do things women do.. I just happen to have a penis and loooooooove women...
don;t get me wrong, I do like male things aswell, liek wtaching football and action movies and all that shit.. I dont hunt of course.... but I like shooting guns and all that shit.. so it's not that bad.. I just picked up on alot of those female tendencies thru my years...
don;t get me wrong, I do like male things aswell, liek wtaching football and action movies and all that shit.. I dont hunt of course.... but I like shooting guns and all that shit.. so it's not that bad.. I just picked up on alot of those female tendencies thru my years...
BTKlotusninja420
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Well today in English class me and this guy sat next to eachother and I was holding a conversation with him, After a few mins go by he says "Yeh you smoke?" I said no, trying to play it off(barely know this guy). He said "oh man try it, its amazing , I actually have 3 plants growing in my closet at home!, (Well at this point im like yeh , tsounds great). He keeps goin on and he said" My plants are about 4 ft and they been growing for almost 5 months,(in my mind i said bullshit)I kept askin him questions because I grow and wanted to hear what this kids knowledge was. I then asked him what lights he uses and he said "just lights from around the house", The reason why I know this kid is a joke is because I have talked to him other times and he comes up with random shit like he said he got arrested and the cop "threw" him and he sued and got $100,000 the next day, this guy is an idiot and I think he lies because he thinks it is cool. Well thanks guys . Put some stories you have heard that are BS or just people that lie all the time
see i would have just socked him and told him to stop bullshittin because in the end he sounds like he could be a narc ass bastard..better yet man just call him out on his bullshit he will be pissed but he will know you fronted him and he was caught in a lie
Kozmo Tha Klown
ANC
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Which is why I call the show, The L word, 70 reasons not to be a lesbian"
BackDoorMan
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I kinda like high maintenance women.. but I like crazy women, emotinally unstable women.. damaged women.. I love women.. all kinds.. I'm starting to figure that out.. I worship women.. I couldnt date just any woman, and until you give me a reason to not like you, I respect all women and make friends with 'em easily... the only kind of women I don't like are overly manly women.. not like, bull-dyke.. but like, ya know.. chicks that dress like dude's (don't get me wrong, I love a woman in t-shirts, jeans and a ball cap), act like dude's, talk like dude's... I mean don't get me wrong, my girl has to be my bestfriend above anything else...
But I don;t want a girl that reminds me of my homeboy... there's a reason me and my homeboy don't spend the night together or go off for the weekend..
Asfar as calling women bitches.. like it was stated before.. thats for high schoolers and dumbass gangstas... I think most if not all women deserve alot more respect than what they're given.. and to be degraded down to a beast that has no use other than breeding is fucked up.. now i'm guilty of gettin fucked up with the boys and start flappin my jaws and i've said dem bitches or i've called a woman a bitch a few times, but I don't do it on a day to day basis and I never say it to someone... and I know that one is just as bad as the other.. but I try to have as much respect as possible and use the word aslittle as possible..
Now if you're the type of woman that walks around putting herself out there like a slut or a whore, then yes.. i'll call you a bitch...
But I don;t want a girl that reminds me of my homeboy... there's a reason me and my homeboy don't spend the night together or go off for the weekend..
Asfar as calling women bitches.. like it was stated before.. thats for high schoolers and dumbass gangstas... I think most if not all women deserve alot more respect than what they're given.. and to be degraded down to a beast that has no use other than breeding is fucked up.. now i'm guilty of gettin fucked up with the boys and start flappin my jaws and i've said dem bitches or i've called a woman a bitch a few times, but I don't do it on a day to day basis and I never say it to someone... and I know that one is just as bad as the other.. but I try to have as much respect as possible and use the word aslittle as possible..
Now if you're the type of woman that walks around putting herself out there like a slut or a whore, then yes.. i'll call you a bitch...
