Bombadil
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The one the right has a very manly face............wouldnt mind some of this either
This may concern some of the females here :(
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Sgt. Floyd
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And probably a manly dick to go with it.
tnrtinr
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I am stoned with a mouthfull of Hot Tamales and what you said was just what I needed to complete the trifecta of happiness. Thanks! LOLFuck being jealous! How can I get her over here for some political action... because I'm a firm supporter of voting YES on 'Proposition SIT ON MUH FACE'!
CanadianCoyote
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Nah, they can stay at home. XD Don't think they could 'keep up' with me!
wouldnt mind some of this either
CanadianCoyote
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Put a bag over her face. More wiggle room, so to speak. 
jahman2222
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I dont know what you guys are talking about. Those girls are ugly! I like these girls myself.
Zig Zag Zane
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not funny jahman. just tasted the bacon burger I ate earlier.
CanadianCoyote
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What? Fat chicks need love too. But they've gotta PAY.
I'm in no place to talk... being 5'8 and 285lbs...
I'm in no place to talk... being 5'8 and 285lbs...
Kant
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well there's a difference between having meat on your bones and those girls.......What? Fat chicks need love too. But they've gotta PAY.
I'm in no place to talk... being 5'8 and 285lbs...
Zig Zag Zane
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yeah seriously...
CanadianCoyote
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It's not so much meat as it is every milk dud I ate between the ages of 14-18... by my estimate, BILLIONS. lol...
The thing is, it used to really bother me. I used to angst over the fact that I was fat. Now? I don't really care. And I noticed the moment I stopped worrying about it... I started getting attention from the lady-types I was interested in drawing my way. Funny how that stuff works, hm?
Kant
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well milk duds are delicious. confidence is a wonderful thing.
Stoney McFried
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Pretty, but why does everybody think getting spray tanned and coated with crisco is sexy?
Isn't this chick hot?
man oh man
CanadianCoyote
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Proof is in the pudding, so to speak! My best buddy gets really down because no matter how hard he tries... he can't land himself a girl. His biggest obstacle is confidence... that, and distinct social awkwardness that tends to send women running in the opposite direction. However, if he had more confidence and just a tad more poise (blurting out dangerous drug stories in a strained and cracking voice just isn't something to do when you're trying to get a lady to go back to your place to sit on your pole)... he'd be reeling them in by the bucketful. But he's impatient...well milk duds are delicious. confidence is a wonderful thing.
Girls do pick up on confidence and it does make a difference. OHHHH the difference it makes!!!
CanadianCoyote
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'Cuz that's the package we're sold.
We're told "THIS SHIT IS HOT!!!"... and after awhile, we start to believe it and not the parts of our brains that tells us what's hot and what's not.
Stoney McFried
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Yeah, I guess I've always been a bit of a non conformist, maybe that's why I don't fall for it. And the Kardashian girls fall right into that whole package.
'Cuz that's the package we're sold.
Kant
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I can relate to the social awkwardness. that's my MO. confidence can be faked but only for a short time. after that i find that indifference works pretty well even though it's self defeating.
CanadianCoyote
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Best way to be!
CanadianCoyote
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He can't even don the indifference thing because he's too 'vibrant' to calm down. When there's music jamming, he's jumping around and yelling like a maniac. If he talks to a girl... he just falls apart at the seams. And don't get me started with strippers... he tells me "I felt a connection with her..." and I have to explain she was being nice to him so he'd jam a fifth $20 bill into her g-string. Yeah, she'll be your best friend if you keep feeding her twenties! XD