This may concern some of the females here :(

Stoney McFried

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I tend to go for the socially awkward, shy boys....I get really aggressive with them...come to think of it...I'm usually pretty aggressive, period...hey Kant...bet your legs would do a nice job of keeping my neck warm....:mrgreen:
 

Kant

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He can't even don the indifference thing because he's too 'vibrant' to calm down. When there's music jamming, he's jumping around and yelling like a maniac. If he talks to a girl... he just falls apart at the seams. And don't get me started with strippers... he tells me "I felt a connection with her..." and I have to explain she was being nice to him so he'd jam a fifth $20 bill into her g-string. Yeah, she'll be your best friend if you keep feeding her twenties! XD
that kind of comes with the job description....
 

Kant

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I tend to go for the socially awkward, shy boys....I get really aggressive with them...come to think of it...I'm usually pretty aggressive, period...hey Kant...bet your legs would do a nice job of keeping my neck warm....:mrgreen:
I thought tips was already keeping you warm at night :wink:
 

CanadianCoyote

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that kind of comes with the job description....
Yeah, but he gets caught up with all the tits and the ass flashing around. I can see how that can happen... but yeah.

I'm trying to teach him how to talk to girls. It'd WORK if he LISTENED to me. XD I'll give him a list of things to NOT say... and sure enough, I'll overhear a conversation and he'll be elaborating on all of the 'DON'T FUCKING TALK ABOUT IT' topics...
 

Kant

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Yeah, but he gets caught up with all the tits and the ass flashing around. I can see how that can happen... but yeah.

I'm trying to teach him how to talk to girls. It'd WORK if he LISTENED to me. XD I'll give him a list of things to NOT say... and sure enough, I'll overhear a conversation and he'll be elaborating on all of the 'DON'T FUCKING TALK ABOUT IT' topics...
you should give him a list of safe things to talk about. that way he doesn't have to come one with something on the spot. that way he won't panic and talk about something he shouldn't
 
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