Compulsive Liar

RetiredToker76 · Apr 16, 2009

Stoney McFried said:
Kudos to you. I'm really not a big enough person to share my mate, but if you can make it work, that's a good thing.

During our last love/smoke in...

'Hey man, you're supposed to pass the wifey to the left hand side.'

We all fell out of bed laughing.

-RT76

CrackerJax · Apr 17, 2009

I've dropped my wife off at friends houses....but she keeps finding her way back home!!! Help!!

out. :blsmoke:

BackDoorMan · Apr 17, 2009

Louis541 said:
Biggest lie I ever heard has got to be "Don't worry baby, I am on the pill."

lmao, I love how the biggest lie y'all have heard has to do with sex.. nevermind the fact that we're told, ya know.. weed is bad, god is there, "I love you"... no.. the biggest lie's you two have ever heard are "I cant have kids" and "I'm on the pill"...

not being a dick on purpose.. but uh.. you should turn on the news or just the television and flip it over to the history channel.. get out and meet some more people.. i'll promise you, you'll hear bigger lie's than the one;s you hear before sex...

BackDoorMan · Apr 17, 2009

CrackerJax said:
I've dropped my wife off at friends houses....but she keeps finding her way back home!!! Help!!

out.

drop her off at mine and unless you got kid's or she aint the kind to stay for the kid's, I promise you the only thing you'll hear from her is goodbye :blsmoke:

CanadianCoyote · Apr 17, 2009

BackDoorMan said:
lmao, I love how the biggest lie y'all have heard has to do with sex.. nevermind the fact that we're told, ya know.. weed is bad, god is there, "I love you"... no.. the biggest lie's you two have ever heard are "I cant have kids" and "I'm on the pill"...

not being a dick on purpose.. but uh.. you should turn on the news or just the television and flip it over to the history channel.. get out and meet some more people.. i'll promise you, you'll hear bigger lie's than the one;s you hear before sex...

True enough, but it's much easier to laugh at life if sex is the biggest issue on our minds. Laughter is good for the soul, dude. :blsmoke:

Hayduke · Apr 17, 2009

I have a daughter...I really believe girls can't help it.

It is not a huge unbelievable lie, but I am beginning to think the most common lie on this site happens when you become a member and all the little kids on here click that they are 18+.

:leaf:

CanadianCoyote · Apr 17, 2009

LOL yeah.

I've thought of another one!

"Are you high!?"

"NO!!"

Perfextionist420 · Apr 17, 2009

I never ever smoke weed ever definetly not once ever in my life nope not for me weed is bad god is good weed ruins lives.....

*sparks joint*

Perfextionist420 · Apr 17, 2009

I just took that kinsey test and it told me im a 0 and a sexually repressed 0... (straight with nothing gay at all)

kindve disapointed in the results because i thought itd be more like 1 or 2 on account of i have no problem with gay people dont mind doing 3somes with 2 guys 1 girl.

if i had to classify myself id just say straight but open minded and no problems with gay people at all though i have never considered or partaken in any gay sexual experiences but hmmm i dunno rambling just thought id get a different result

Hayduke · Apr 17, 2009

Perfextionist420 said:
I just took that kinsey test and it told me im a 0 and a sexually repressed 0... (straight with nothing gay at all)

kindve disapointed in the results because i thought itd be more like 1 or 2 on account of i have no problem with gay people dont mind doing 3somes with 2 guys 1 girl.

if i had to classify myself id just say straight but open minded and no problems with gay people at all though i have never considered or partaken in any gay sexual experiences but hmmm i dunno rambling just thought id get a different result

I am a little confused....is this another story or did I miss something?

:leaf:

Perfextionist420 · Apr 17, 2009

Hayduke said:
I am a little confused....is this another story or did I miss something?

people were talking about the kinsey test earlier in the thread so i googled it and took it, according to my test results im a straight man and not open minded at all but i disagree with the results

Hayduke · Apr 17, 2009

Perfextionist420 said:
people were talking about the kinsey test earlier in the thread so i googled it and took it, according to my test results im a straight man and not open minded at all but i disagree with the results

Gotcha.

Stoney McFried · Apr 17, 2009

Lmao, that is a good one.

RetiredToker76 said:
During our last love/smoke in...

'Hey man, you're supposed to pass the wifey to the left hand side.'

We all fell out of bed laughing.

-RT76

Move!

CrackerJax said:
I've dropped my wife off at friends houses....but she keeps finding her way back home!!! Help!!

out.

Where did you find that? I found one once and it only had five questions, so I don't think it was the real test.

Perfextionist420 said:
I just took that kinsey test and it told me im a 0 and a sexually repressed 0... (straight with nothing gay at all)

kindve disapointed in the results because i thought itd be more like 1 or 2 on account of i have no problem with gay people dont mind doing 3somes with 2 guys 1 girl.

if i had to classify myself id just say straight but open minded and no problems with gay people at all though i have never considered or partaken in any gay sexual experiences but hmmm i dunno rambling just thought id get a different result

CanadianCoyote · Apr 17, 2009

I've never found a good representation of the Kinsey test online. I took a paper/interview version once... and I scored a 5. Which is up there... but not exclusively heterosexual.

HoppusTheCaveman · Apr 17, 2009

in the 5th grade, I made a new friend, and probably literally the first day we really started talking and shit, he told me he was a vampire. he believed it with all his heart, kept a straight face about it and just rolled with it. I knew he was lying right away and I just went with it and said "You're a vampire too!?!?" and there was some sort of really crazy shit that we went along with for about a week or two until I think he finally got annoyed how everytime we were out in the sunlight and he would say "man, I don't feel so great" I would reply with "maybe it's the sun you know? we should probabyl get in the shade and hide". really ridiculous kid shit like that. he also told a plethora of other lies that included him being a ninja and dogs talking to him. the only time I knew when he was telling something true was when he said "you can even ask my mom". he still lies like this...but more "clever".

other than that little childhood memory, I have a few friends who can't resist telling lies here and there.

CanadianCoyote · Apr 17, 2009

All people lie to some degree... some people can't tell the truth at all.

[Lucas] · Apr 18, 2009

And some people feel it's necessary to state the obvious.

CrackerJax · Apr 18, 2009

[Lucas];2390259 said:
And some people feel it's necessary to state the obvious.

I'm not sure I'm getting what you are saying. Could you explain it a bit more in detail?

out. :blsmoke:

CanadianCoyote · Apr 18, 2009

[Lucas];2390259 said:
And some people feel it's necessary to state the obvious.

Yeah? AND? lol

[Lucas] · Apr 18, 2009

CanadianCoyote said:
All people lie to some degree... some people can't tell the truth at all.

Na! really?

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