Cannabolic
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LMAO!!!!! R U SERIOUS!!!!!? she must be bangin as all hell....lmao she gotta be.
Okay okay... I got one for you guys.
- Thread starter CanadianCoyote
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CanadianCoyote
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CanadianCoyote
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She's 5'2" and about 300lbs... kinda has a face like a pug...
But she's willing to fuck him. That's a powerful lure.
letsdothis21
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LOL, this thread is funny.
CanadianCoyote
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That's the point. 
Hydrotech364
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This dude sounds just pityfull,Or he's just tryin to fuck ya.You should be worried that some dumbass is going to rub off on you!
CanadianCoyote
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I'm dumbass resistant... after years of living with them and hanging around them, I've built up an immunity. 
weedaweedaweed
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the way this should proceed is:
- only do it if she's hot, not a 300 pound pug
- preferably get her partner to join
- make them work for it - why would he plant the seed the first time?
- get a legal document stating that he will never have to have anything to do with the little bastard
- only do it if she's hot, not a 300 pound pug
- preferably get her partner to join
- make them work for it - why would he plant the seed the first time?
- get a legal document stating that he will never have to have anything to do with the little bastard
CanadianCoyote
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Y'know, I'm going to pass that little list on to him... the best thing for him to do would be to turn around and RUN AWAY AS FAST AS HE CAN...
But he probably won't. :\ So that list might help him if he's gonna be stupid anyway.
But he probably won't. :\ So that list might help him if he's gonna be stupid anyway.
weedaweedaweed
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Honestly though, if he really is your best friend in the world you should just bang him. Here is another list of reasons why:
- friends don't let friends bang 300 pounders
- friends don't let friends get saddled with child support for life
- best friends should bang more, every dude with a chick best friend thinks about that shit all the time even if you don't - just break him off a piece already
- friends don't let friends bang 300 pounders
- friends don't let friends get saddled with child support for life
- best friends should bang more, every dude with a chick best friend thinks about that shit all the time even if you don't - just break him off a piece already
CanadianCoyote
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*whining* But I don't like diiiiiick....
grassified
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yes, and that is the downfall of MANkind.
I always have to be careful when im on a date, because when the pussy comes into the picture I have to be careful, its like I cant enjoy it, theres always that suspicion that she is gonna fuck me over if I get her preggos.
Just remember kids, always use a condom, YOUR condom. I used to have a troubled girlfriend, she really wanted to get married/have kids etc, but I told he we should just keep it at a friend level for now. But one night she gave ame a condom with a FUCKIN HOLE POKED IN IT. Stupid bitch. I broke up with her after that. I didnt even tell her I knew there was a hole in it, I just went into the bathroom whipped out my trojan and trashed her shitty holey condom. Stupid whore FUCK I hate girls like that, ya know? The ones that are like obsessed with you, and your not CRAZY about them, I mean u kinda like them but your just not that srs or anything with them, they are jst 4 fcks. But they are like OOOOOO and shit, and love u too much, its like fuck get off my nuts. Yeah thats what this kinda gf was, she wanst smoking hot either, not for my standards.
CanadianCoyote
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Yeah, there are plenty of girls like that. Unfortunately I know some guys who are crazy about their chicks and their chicks aren't exactly crazy back. It can go both ways. And I think pussy'll be the downfall of many a woman, too... I've had some nightmarish relationships with women, some of which I put up with for longer than I should've because the sex was good. Learned my lesson, that's for sure.
Hydrotech364
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That guy will fall in love with her immediately and he'll be whining trying to get more later.Youre better off just making it clear CC
CanadianCoyote
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With the stunt he just pulled? LOL no. He was supposed to pay my entry fee for a show tonight as my birthday present. It's only $5, shouldn't be a problem, but he called me just now and asked if I could cover both my and HIS entrance. I'm broke and have no way of getting any money. Great birthday present, ask me to take you to a show. This is part of the reason he has trouble with ladies.... shit like this.
CanadianCoyote
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I have slutty friends, why waste money on something I can most likely get him for free.
CanadianCoyote
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He works the night shift and the sluttiest of my friends don't. Plus, the one who'd most likely bone him is away at college for most of the year. I've been trying to get him to meet my friends for ages, but either they cancel or he cancels. Just never works out.