Okay okay... I got one for you guys.

[LunchBox05]

LMFAO Ive been in similair situations, wanted to be used for my sperm. I didn't cuz I couldnt bare the thought of myself having a love child and not having it in my life, but here's a twist, it was some gyu who was aking me to shag his fiance, becasue he wasn't able to produce sperm or not enough living ones. I knew that child woulda had a good life, though Id wanna be part of it and I couldnt. Told him the best thing I ould do was jerk into a cup for them and give'em a Turkey Baster. Its a wierd position to be put it, and one I hope not to again. But there are a few women who'd like to bear my child, no clue why. Im guessing my amazing smoking capacity or ther fact that IM such a sweetie lmao jks.

 

[CanadianCoyote]

Nah, I bet you're real smooth IRL. And at a certain point, most women have an almost uncontrollable urge to have kids. Biological clock and such.

 

[Hydrotech364]

This may be a little long but here goes.My ex wife and i grew up together,I had dated a few of her sisters too but we were young and sex fiends all of us.Anyway she was bi back then and years later after the military we had got together a few times to do the wild thang.She got pregnant! I married her and we have a beutifull 16 yr old daughter.5 years later we divorced because neither one of us is the relationship type.That and she is Hell Spawn Not really.We still get together and do the deed sometimes with another woman.Not often enough!But back to the story,she had hooked up with a manly but cute dike who was a good person made good money and approached me with the idea of fathering a sibling for Summer[my daughter]Immediately i said i only do direct deposit.No cups
I told her either way i had to think about it and my lawyer advised against it unless some circumstances would change.So i didn't and they split up and my ex is stalking me.lolThere is no way im going through that shit again.My father was a high ranking Official of The State of LA and he always said be careful of where you leave DNA.Sometimes ya just cant control where it goes

 

[CrackerJax]

He should just do her. Everybody knows lesbians can't get pregnant.....right?


out.

 

[dannyking]

the pussy shall inherit the earth.

 

[hom36rown]

You know what your friends problem is...hes putting the pussy on a pedastal

 

[Louis541]

^^^ I was just thinkin that.

 

[Hydrotech364]

the pussy shall inherit the earth.

My father laid down an opinion on me one time.He said mike pussy is indestructable ,They should come up with a way to make tires out it.LOL Thats just my dad he's been through some rough shit in his life.He told me at 1 time all women used lysol to douche.Especially the ones in Berlin.Said it tastes like shit!

 

[CanadianCoyote]

You know what your friends problem is...hes putting the pussy on a pedastal

YES. Exactly. He;s obsessing over it and making it the end-all-be-all of his existence on this Earth.

I think he needs to just CHILL OUT and not worry about it so much.

He had a rough night last night. Went out to a concert and got all bummed because none of the ladies there were interested in him. He called me today all depressed because he couldn't pick a bitch up and bring her home.

... I'm kinda getting tired of hearing him whine about not getting laid. I keep telling him he needs to do things differently, because his current methods obviously not working. That kinda sounds like work to him, so he loses interest and doesn't listen to me. I'm not the only one telling him these things either....

 

[CanadianCoyote]

My father laid down an opinion on me one time.He said mike pussy is indestructable ,They should come up with a way to make tires out it.LOL Thats just my dad he's been through some rough shit in his life.He told me at 1 time all women used lysol to douche.Especially the ones in Berlin.Said it tastes like shit!

I feel nauseated at the thought. AND OW. That shit has alcohol in it... I wouldn't want that anywhere near my fuckin' setup down there!

 

[Tryingtomastrkush]

This thread was a laugh and a half,

I want to give a personal thank you to canadiancoyote for making my day brighter

 

[Hydrotech364]

CC I've been thinking about you're problem with begs for pussy[indian name]Tell him to do a little homework or barwork.lol tell him to see what kind of woman he wants,Identify the quality she seeks in a mate and try harder to learn to give that vibe off.Changing dress and form will work wonders.It may not work for him but it will be an exercise he can learn from and maybe get him off you're back.You must be really understanding and sweet because most if not all the women i know would just tell him to fuck off immediately.Spent the day on the lake smoking Shoreline on the shoreline.I'm fucking bronze.Felt really good to get out too.peace yall

 

[CanadianCoyote]

He gets incredibly shy around ladies and always acts awkward... usually ends up blurting out something inappropriate and/or a potential felony. So... bar hopping is not the path for him, I'm afraid. I told him he should find a local club for an interest he has and then go to meetings or some shit... just try something different. He just needs to make connections with likeminded people and in places where his awkward manner doesn't exist. I know there are plenty of places where he'd fit right in... but he needs to be patient in the meantime. Dude's frustrated is what I think is going on. It really gets him down, which is why I say "don't worry so fucking much". He's desperate, and chicks can smell that a billion miles away. Just makes me sigh and shake my head.