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Stoney McFried

Stoney McFried

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I've met the 4 inch guy.:cry:
Leilani Garden said:
Too funny! I mean, if that does not sum you up? I don't know possibly could. Accidental plants just growing around the farm. Too bad it's male. (Remember now, I'm only dating women from now on . . . all the more reason to boo hiss a male!!! ha hahah)

Now, that big ole cola? Really, really PHALLIC looking. How BIG is it, Tips? Huh? How big?



I heard the average Johnson is only, ha hah, four inches and change. I think 4.75? Anyone know if that's true? (I guess I could use google, but I'm lazy.)

Edit: Not according to this site. And according them GIRTH matters with . . . colas??

http://www.average-penis-size-chart.com/

Pretty flower in the flower room, even though you say it's looking bare.

This thread is always so ripe for puns. :hug:
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Stoney McFried

Stoney McFried

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Ohhhh!(Waggles eyebrows evilly.) But do be careful the manner in which you expose the charlatan, you don't want it construed as a personal attack and get yourself an infraction.
Leilani Garden said:
Poor guy.

But I guess that settles it: It's NOT Tips.

I know of someone here from RIU who has some problems. I might expose him in a thread. Not sure yet. Tips and I are mulling this over. More info to come, lol.
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Leilani Garden

Leilani Garden

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tipsgnob said:
how about maxwell house?
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Yeah, that's true: girth counts.

How about ground coffee? How would that fit in here, in this discussion? You know you buy the whole beans, grind them yourself?

Stoney? An infraction? Well . . . I believe this guy has a huge infraction against him. I'll just leave it at that for now. We're thinking we might just have some fun with him, that's all . . . since he's had a lot of fun at my expense. Monetarily, I mean.

Girth. Now, where were we?
 
Stoney McFried

Stoney McFried

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Then he's a knave and a fiend and we should slap him with our gloves and challenge him to a duel. Oh, and girth...I think my jackrabbit is a little too fat, maybe because it's silicone and seems drier?I likie a guy with a fat head on his wiener.That little ridge hits the g spot....:twisted:
Leilani Garden said:
Yeah, that's true: girth counts.

How about ground coffee? How would that fit in here, in this discussion? You know you buy the whole beans, grind them yourself?

Stoney? An infraction? Well . . . I believe this guy has a huge infraction against him. I'll just leave it at that for now. We're thinking we might just have some fun with him, that's all . . . since he's had a lot of fun at my expense. Monetarily, I mean.

Girth. Now, where were we?
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tipsgnob

tipsgnob

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Leilani Garden said:
Yeah, that's true: girth counts.

How about ground coffee? How would that fit in here, in this discussion? You know you buy the whole beans, grind them yourself?

Stoney? An infraction? Well . . . I believe this guy has a huge infraction against him. I'll just leave it at that for now. We're thinking we might just have some fun with him, that's all . . . since he's had a lot of fun at my expense. Monetarily, I mean.

Girth. Now, where were we?
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it's 1:00 am ladies I'm outta here....parting is such sweet sorrow............
 
Leilani Garden

Leilani Garden

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Well, you're off to bed early. What gives? All you did was sit around and watch the rain today, right?

Stoney? A duel? Nah, that's already occurred, apparently. You had it right when you said charlatan.

So Tips, are you really out of here? Who's locking up and turning out the lights? Stoney?
 
Stoney McFried

Stoney McFried

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I guess I am...but he never left me a key and he forgot to pay his electric bills, so the power has been off for two months.
Leilani Garden said:
Well, you're off to bed early. What gives? All you did was sit around and watch the rain today, right?

Stoney? A duel? Nah, that's already occurred, apparently. You had it right when you said charlatan.

So Tips, are you really out of here? Who's locking up and turning out the lights? Stoney?
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Leilani Garden

Leilani Garden

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tipsgnob said:
good night ladies...it's too late...the door has been left open too many times now............:O
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Oh, now you know that is a bunch of baloney. You've told us a few times to lock up and turn off the lights.

And you said you were going to bed over an hour ago. SO WHAT ARE YOU REALLY DOING?

Never mind. We'll be right over to find out. See you in ten minutes. I have to put my panties back on.
 
Stoney McFried

Stoney McFried

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Uh huh.Lazy butt.
tipsgnob said:
good night ladies...it's too late...the door has been left open too many times now............:O
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I'm leaving mine off.
Leilani Garden said:
Oh, now you know that is a bunch of baloney. You've told us a few times to lock up and turn off the lights.

And you said you were going to bed over an hour ago. SO WHAT ARE YOU REALLY DOING?

Never mind. We'll be right over to find out. See you in ten minutes. I have to put my panties back on.
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