just found your thread... ..here's my take:
1.buy some marijuana
2.ask the person you bought it from to put it in a bag
3.roll up the bag in a reasonably air tight manner
4.put the bag in your pocket.. any pocket is fine.. i like to use my lower left pocket on my cargo pants
5.go to the airport
6.walk up to the security check-point
7.take off your shoes
8.empty all of the metal items from your person and walk through the METAL DETECTOR
9.gather your items on the other side of the checkpoint
10.proceed to your desired gate
11.board plane
12.arrive at destination
13. that's right, lucky number 13... BLAZE
this exact method has worked for me at least a dozen times..