CrackerJax
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Wait just a minute. Hold the presses! Rain counts as watering?
Wait just a minute. Hold the presses! Rain counts as watering?
Captain Obvious.
cracker jax you must have a million of those captain obvious pictures ready on hand. Ive seen you whip out a couple of them....
heres another one for your collection
haha sarcasm is a body's natural defense against stupid....
haha sarcasm is a body's natural defense against stupid....
haha that shit has me laughing pretty good
oh man I needed that, good one
yeah its true. very true.Notice it's very true...as soon as someone says something stupid, I feel my sarcasm kick right in...
yeah its true. very true.
sometimes I feel bad afterwards....
but damn its like a natural reflex or something
sometimes I feel bad afterwards....
made me a little bit queezy...A vampire walks into a bar and orders a hot cup of water.. the bartender says "I thought vampires only drink blood"... the vampire pulls out a bloody tampon and says, "I'm having tea"..
pretty funny sick joke I heard once, love sharing it.