bob+marley
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and fuck that guy telling you that city or county jail isint dangerous. someone fucking died when I got there. Go fuck yourself hardass. I hope you go back. what the fuck did you do to go?
How to survive prison?
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no. What nights is that on?
Dr. Greenhorn
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used to be on mondays but I'm not sure if they show it anymore
Dr. Greenhorn
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did anyone see ganga queen? very sad what happened..
listen, anytime oneʻs locked up . Itʻs a fucked situation! Now there are two ways of going about your stay in the joint. You can do "hard time"(walking around constantly crying about your innocence or you can accept your fate). Nobody truly wants to go to prison whether it be a police cell block ,county jail, state or federal pen. Itʻs all misrable and very hard on you and your family. First thing one must accept upon sentencing, especially if youʻve been given a "gang of time". Bye-bye to the girlfriend, and or wife. Asking them to hang around while you do your 5 to 10 year "noodle gazer stint", is asking a bit much donʻt you think? Besides, I promise you they will be gone within 8 months of your original sentence! I remember while at LOMPOC, we had this fucking ʻHELLʻS ANGELʻ, in our cell. We use to drive him nuts about his old lady. Somehow this "butt worm" got himself Julie Strain former PET of the Year model and soft-core porn star for his old lady. But we use to tell him that his old lady was getting reemed by the Oakland Raiders defensive line while he was away. He go nuts and run to the phone. Call her and rag to her for hours. This is one form of doing "hard time".
To truly survive one must get a daily routine down. Then keep to that routine as much as possible. Fact of the matter about Prison "butt boys". There is a 99% chance they were queer before ever tossing a prison salad!
To truly survive one must get a daily routine down. Then keep to that routine as much as possible. Fact of the matter about Prison "butt boys". There is a 99% chance they were queer before ever tossing a prison salad!
nivekragah
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just some quick 2cents. be realy good to your family while your in. they are all you got, and even when shit seems to hard and you wana yell at them because they dont understand how shitty it is. just be cool. because you aint got alot of phone time and you will be spending hrs thinking about how shity you are and how much you miss them. get some education if you can but stick to your cell try not to go anywhere or talk to anyone. keep your mouth shut. and if you think your hard forget it 5 dueds will beat your head in before you know it. i advise only standing up and acting tuff when you have to. dont go around over trying they will see and start shit just keep to yourself, and if some one does start shit watch your back and dont puss out if you gotta fight then so be it. but half the time it never goes to a fight. dont get punked our theyll fuck you every day but if you keep your respect they wont mess with you. tip dont trade or give out food. never just dont do it. its like feeding a stray wild dog they keep coming back either begging stealing or fighting. avoid the bull shit and eat everything and if someone askes tell them no your eating it.
dk173
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this is a good thread keep your stuff to your self if you must try to get some alias walk like you aint takeing sh^$ from no one all ways have a angry face i do this on a daily bases cuss that is how i was raised i had to defend myself at the age of 11 and now alot of people find me threating when i dont want them to its a pain but it helps you know you wont be a pu$$y
alleyezonme
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I have one serious question that I've been thinking about and hasn't been answered yet... WHEN SHOWERING AT HOME... I DONT KNOW IF ANYONE ELSE DOES THIS BUT I USE THE SOAP TO CLEAN MY BODY.. RUB ON MY STOMACH AND UNDER PITS SEMI-HASTELY AND THEN RUB UNDER MY SACK AND THRU MY ASS CHEEKS. NOW IN PRISON WILL IT LOOK GAY OR MAKE ME A TARGET IF IM CLEANING MY ASS? AND THEN RISING MY ASSHOLE OFF WHILE SLIDING MY HANDS THRU MY ASSCHEEKS? SERIOUS RESPONSES PLEASE. IF NOT WONT MY ASS SMELL LIKE SHIT IF I COMPLETELY NEGLECT IT? HOW DO U CLEAN YOUR ASS WITHOUT LOOKING GAY? THANK YOU.
Mysticlown150
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Lol i really dont know what prisons some people are talking about here. The prisons I see on msnbc "locked up Folsom" or san quentin are serious fucking places. You cant stay in your cell on some leave me alone im sad shit lol. You have to join a gang immediately.
This is for california people (I dont even live in cali but heres what I saw), If you are of mexican heritage born north of the town of delano you are northerner, south of the town southerner, black you are blood or crip, white you are aryan. You dont want to join? then you fight everyone. Cali has some real ass prisons lol, Great MJ state but i wouldnt survive a day in their prisons.
This is for california people (I dont even live in cali but heres what I saw), If you are of mexican heritage born north of the town of delano you are northerner, south of the town southerner, black you are blood or crip, white you are aryan. You dont want to join? then you fight everyone. Cali has some real ass prisons lol, Great MJ state but i wouldnt survive a day in their prisons.
alleyezonme
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And im in northern cali. 408 to be exact so its definately Quentin for me. NOW how do i clean my ass properly in the shower?>
dk173
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well u can clean you ass but dont be on some gay stuff and act like my ass is open for shop just do it quick and get out
shroomer33
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I agree. Be a man. That is it.
shroomer33
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I think the best idea is to not back down when the biggest motherfucker decides to fuck with you. Once you stand up to him, you'll have respect. Then people won't fuck with you.
bgmike8
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didnt read the whole thread. it is very simple. mind your own business. dont borrow dont gamble just tough it out, dont accept too much help. if you are challenged over something that is yours than you better defend it or you will regret it. but if you are a coward then this will not change things. the less you say the better. less opportunity to get involved in something you dont want to get involved in. never never cooperate with the co's . stick with the whites if you are white. whites are the best but nowadays the young kids all act like nigs. stay away from the young guys. you will probably be allright if you are minimum security trhoough. nowadays the institution runs things and you dont have to worry about too much outside of small time hustlers trying to test you for your commissary. the downside to this is that their is no more honor code. i saw motherfuckers snitching right out in the open. 20 years ago this was a definite way to get stuck or killed but now it seems to be more exceptable because everyones a bitch these days. same as the street really with this snitch culture.
bgmike8
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i think this is a big myth that i have heard since iwas a kid. the biggest motherfucker usually isnt the one fucking with you. it will be a bunch of slimy mullies trying to get something from you right off the jump. you need to stand up for yourself at all times. then things might get a little easier.
Cannabolic
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mullies......? r u serious?
shroomer33
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yeah, I agree. It is usually just a bunch of punks fucking with you, but yes, just stand up to anyone!!! Don't back down like a bitch! Stand up! They'll respect you. That is what is important. You don't even need to win the fight. Just don't be a bitch.
oldmandroman
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never been two jail but will telling every one you got aids from a slut work