So someones tryin to robb my plants!!

daddychrisg

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In Venezuela they cover the tops of there fences and walls with broken glass..Seems to be effective...What you don't like my kidnapping system?
 

fdd2blk

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nice, i wish i had a dog that big,nobody would fuck with your shit. Pretty much any dog will do tho because when someone hears loud barking their prolly gonna leave. I still like the tent idea tho, set up a tent in your back yard, run an extention cord with radio running and maybe a light, when some lil punk sees that their gonna jett.

i really do have a tent in my backyard. :mrgreen:
 

good_2_go

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yeah i know i belive you, and i have one set up in my back yard right now too. I just found an old tent in the garage and pitched her up. I think i'll work fine.
 

grobudd

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I think you should mine your yard with squeeky toys

you could catch em' red handed and laugh your ass off:-P
 

good_2_go

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UPDATE: It's now almost 2 am. i was just out on my deck and what do you think happened? 2 guys walkin down the road, they cut up through my neighbours lawn and into my back bush i was just waitin on my deck for them to make their move. I got my dad up and we chased them through the bush with iron pipes. the one kid ook off on a bike according to my sister. Im pissed!!!
 

kochab

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pepper spray paint balls lol
pipe bombs work good for deer.........might be effective for people too. put rock salt in shot gun shells. a shot in the ass/groin with that and nobodys coming the fuck back. if they do they got their gun so load yours with real ones before they get there. or just bomb them.......lol
 

OG Greenthumb

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OK Ive been ripped off a couple times. When I got fed up I began to do research on what was legal for security and what wasnt. Now thing are different from state to state but in california things are some what strict.However, on the backside of my fence I now have a giant blackberry hedge growing, blackberrys are thick with thorns. If their brave enough for the thorns at the top of my fence is a 10,000 volt electric fence. And what if they out smart that? Well they still have to contend with my pit bull and hes vicious when it comes to strangers. And just in case I've allways got my sig saur 380 to ward off an attacker. remember its only self defense if they strike first. hope I was helpful. To be honnest since I planted the blackberries I haven't had any probelems with theft. Good luck man. Get them fuckers good!
 

kochab

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Mabey just wait for the guy to show up, and smoke him out...? Love before war, and if you happen to lace the bowl with a tranquilizer, and take him out to the middle of the city and drop him off on the road side without any cloths and painted purple. Well, ya know...
ha ha. someone sold me a dime bag with pcp on it. i tripped out and went to the hospital. i couldent smoke weed for 3 months without felling funny/ seein shit. me and a boy of mine got em drunk and me being a tattooist couldent find anything more evil than tattooing racial slurs on his face. i hope he gets his ass kicked severely for at least 3 years. I used a light purple so it could be removed by a laser removal process easily though.
im sure karma is getting him as it will me, but i dont care. it was worth it.
can u imagine getting a nice crystaly nug to smoke on and it tripping you out for 3 months??????
 

kochab

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oh shit i JUST realized that the 2 am u are talking about is the 2am as in its only 3 here now so you are close to the same time zone.....

id bet that they live near you....or not far if one was seen on a bike....id bet the 2nd guy had one stashed somewhere nearby. wait in an inconspicuous place in the yard night after night untill they show up again/ if they do, trip em up and tie em up. search for an id.... etc........let them know what could have happened if the person catching them were not so nice, and what may possiblly happen if they come back or say anything.

then move your plants to a VERY REMOTE for the remainder of the grow season because they are GONNA say something to one of their punk ass friends. then jimmys gonna tell everyone the story about jhonny that got the law laid down to him. they might say where u live they might not.......

in fact move them now this very damn minute if possible because u chased them with metal pipes......
 

kochab

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turns out their not as young as i thought maybe 18/19, but i am goin to move them for sure

so your in the same time zone or close to it surely you were raised the same /or/ around the type, as my southern/redneck us area. you and your pops grab your pocket knives in case things get really ugly, but next time step outside and throw down in a "this fight settles everything man to a man style " and then its either you get my shit or i whoop your ass and keep it.
but if those punks kick your ass they are going to have a ard time diggin that beautiful lady up and driving her home on a bike. lol:weed:
 

kochab

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good luck and good watch id say..... im hittin the sack for the night holmes. good luck, leave the pipes @ home next time and do it fair. if ur gonna be dirty about it then buy a tazer, install a chain fence behind the other fence, and if u see em on it jus tag it with the tazer for a moment........, have a wire run around the yard millions of times and u can tag it from anywhere to light there asses up. lol it'd make mowing the grass hard though.
 

daddychrisg

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LOL I just had a vision of some punk lookin over your fence at night to see laser beams all around your plant with a smoke machine going, a recording of a shot gun loading one into the chamber! Damb dude I would shit my pants!
 

Dr High

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LOL I just had a vision of some punk lookin over your fence at night to see laser beams all around your plant with a smoke machine going, a recording of a shot gun loading one into the chamber! Damb dude I would shit my pants!
dude thats like mission impossible... fuck it lets go hoem and smoke a blunt. lol
 

good_2_go

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looks like im gonna be night hawkin for the next couple nights until i figure something out. Aint gonna be noone fuckin with my shit!! I gonna pick me up a nice c02 pistol pellet gun that can shoot 12 shots before reload. Screws and fish hooks at the top of my fence, plus my dog who sleeps right in the yard. And to add to all of it there anit gonna be any plants there to steal lol. Someones gettin fucked up just for havin the thought of comin on my propety and stealin shit. Looks like it might get messy.
 
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