Michael Jackson Jokes

[fellowes]

So he's dead but it's not gonna stop me from making fun of him so let's all do it ill start it off


What's the difference between Michael and a plastic bag

One is made of plastic and is dangerous if your children play with them, and the other holds your groceries.


Post your jokes I hope to hear some funny ones.

Fellowes

 

[bigfatsplifff]

micheal jackson was pronounced dead after having a heart attack in the accident and emergency ward.....

really he was found dead in the kiddies ward after having a stroke!!

lol that one made me chuckle

 

[fellowes]

[FONT=Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif]Here's another LOL


What did Michael Jackson say to Lorena Bobbit? SILLY Bobbit! Dicks are for KIDS![/FONT]

 

[fellowes]

micheal jackson was pronounced dead after having a heart attack in the accident and emergency ward.....

really he was found dead in the kiddies ward after having a stroke!!

lol that one made me chuckle

Good one LMFAO

 

[fellowes]

[FONT=Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif] This one is good too LOL

What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common?
They both leave little boys' rooms with empty sacks.[/FONT]

 

[aceshigh69]

I heard he didnt die from aa heart attack. I heard he choked on a ten year old wiener

 

[NeoAnarchist]

lol im subscribed, i wanna hear some of these.

When farrah fawcette died and went to heaven, God gave her one wish, She wished that all the little children of the world would be safe.....So God killed Michael.

hahah i liked this one

 

[fellowes]

lol im subscribed, i wanna hear some of these.

When farrah fawcette died and went to heaven, God gave her one wish, She wished that all the little children of the world would be safe.....So God killed Michael.

hahah i liked this one

Holy shit LOL

 

[fellowes]

[FONT=Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif]What do Michael Jackson and zits have in common?
They both wait till your 12 to come on your face![/FONT]

 

[tip top toker]

What's the difference between Fawcette and Jackson?

About 3 hours

 

[bigwheel]

When Farah died she went to heaven and met God. God said since she had been such a nice lady she could have one wish fulfilled. Farah said, "Well I want all the little children of the world to be safe." At which point God killed Michael Jackson.

 

[fellowes]

When Farah died she went to heaven and met God. God said since she had been such a nice lady she could have one wish fulfilled. Farah said, "Well I want all the little children of the world to be safe." At which point God killed Michael Jackson.

It's funny but that one's already on here LOL

 

[NeoAnarchist]

hahah ya, i posted that a few posts ago

 

[moodster]

heres a few made me smile Q: Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest song?
A: "Don't let your son go down on me." Q: Where's Michael going on holiday?
A: He's off to Tampa with the kids. Q: Who does Michael Jackson consider a perfect "10"?
A: Two 5 year olds. Q: What do Michael Jackson and PS2 have in common?
A: Little boys turn them on. Q: What do Michael Jackson and zits have in common?
A: They both wait till your 12 to come on your face! Q: What is the most difficult thing to get out of little boys underwear?
A: Michael Jackson's makeup! Q: Why did Michael Jackson place a phone call to Boyz-2-Men??
A: He thought it was a delivery service.

 

[fellowes]

LOL These are all good LOL

 

[ruderalis88]

-The US Coroners office have announced that Michael Jackson's body will be melted down & re-packaged as plastic toys - so kids can play with him for a change.

-I heard that he wanted to be melted down to an etch-a-sketch so children could still play with his knob

-Jacko's ghost was spotted in a kids hospital - it seems even in death he wants to put the willies up small kids


-The Jackson family have just been on sky news to say they haven't seen Michael this stiff since he watched peter pan


-Whats starts black, then turns white, then turns blue? Michael Jackson

 

[can.i.buz]

Do you know what Michael Jackson likes about twenty eight year olds? There's 20 of them.

 

[danrasta]

Micheal jackson isnt been buried or cremated he's been recycled and made into plastic bags so he's still dangerous to children

 

[skiskate]

you people are so fuckin stupid...what are yall in 8th grade or somethin....he was the greatest entertainer ever to live and you guys are making fun of him after he dies.....ignorant fuckin people

No, but the death of somebody far away that has made zero impact on my life, and likes sleeping with kids does not affect me in any way at all.

 

[ruderalis88]

you people are so fuckin stupid...what are yall in 8th grade or somethin....he was the greatest entertainer ever to live and you guys are making fun of him after he dies.....ignorant fuckin people

cool yer jets pal making jokes isn't stupid or childish, it's your opinion that these jokes are. if you don't like it don't read it.

he was a very talented entertainer, he did make a great impact on the world. it's your opinion that he was the greatest ever to live, not a fact or unanimous world-wide decision.

he also or may not have been a child molester. that's not cool. he was very likely to have been at least a little mentally ill. nothing wrong with that though.

and making jokes about him after he died doesn't make people ignorant. it makes them disrespectful.
if you will use the language against others, it'd be great if you could use it correctly and with valid logic. thanks.