Where would you go if you had a time machine?

Joe Camel

Joe Camel

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I would go to 12-22-2012 and see if anyone survives. If people survive in caves, I'll invest in some mountain real estate. If nothing happens at all. I'll come back selling survival kits and mountain real estate to all the Maya calendar believers.
 
BongJuice

BongJuice

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I wish I could back 1 hour ago and stop myself from reaming out the McDonalds drive thru kid for fucking up my order.

After I left. I felt bad for the kid.
I sometimes forget that those jobs are for people that are just starting out in the workforce, and their allowed to screw up once in awhile.
It's basically practice until they find a real job.
 
abayareabum

abayareabum

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Wait a minute, Doc. Ah... Are you telling me that you built a time machine... out of a DeLorean?

The way I see it, if you're gonna build a time machine into a car, why not do it with some style?
 
Zig Zag Zane

Zig Zag Zane

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if I had a time machine, i'd start the process of completing my hitlist...go back in time and kill:
1. Hitler
2. Henry Anslinger
and...maybe bill o' reilly and John walters just for fun.....
 
CrackerJax

CrackerJax

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Zig Zag Zane said:
I think it doesn't take a "mistake" of massacring 6,000,000 people for others to know its wrong. :-|
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A lot more than 6 million I'm afraid... :sad:

World War Two Deaths
Total Deaths : 61 Million
Soviet Union : 25,568,000
China : 11,324,000
Germany : 7,060,000
Poland : 6,850,000
Japan : 1,806,000
Yugoslavia : 1,700,000
Rumania : 985,000
France : 810,000
Hungary : 750,000
Austria : 525,000
Greece : 520,000
Italy : 410,000
Czechoslovakia : 400,000
Great Britain : 388,000
USA : 295,000
Holland : 250,000
Belgium : 85,000
Finland : 79,000
Canada : 42,000
India : 36,000
Australia : 29,000
Spain : 22,000
Bulgaria : 21,000
New Zealand : 12,000
South Africa : 9,000
Norway : 5,000
Denmark : 4,000
 
Zig Zag Zane

Zig Zag Zane

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CrackerJax said:
A lot more than 6 million I'm afraid... :sad:

World War Two Deaths
Total Deaths : 61 Million
Soviet Union : 25,568,000
China : 11,324,000
Germany : 7,060,000
Poland : 6,850,000
Japan : 1,806,000
Yugoslavia : 1,700,000
Rumania : 985,000
France : 810,000
Hungary : 750,000
Austria : 525,000
Greece : 520,000
Italy : 410,000
Czechoslovakia : 400,000
Great Britain : 388,000
USA : 295,000
Holland : 250,000
Belgium : 85,000
Finland : 79,000
Canada : 42,000
India : 36,000
Australia : 29,000
Spain : 22,000
Bulgaria : 21,000
New Zealand : 12,000
South Africa : 9,000
Norway : 5,000
Denmark : 4,000
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oh I know...I just didnt wanna say some huge number that someone would try to call me out on or something...I believe the number will always be more than history says cuz who really knows, plus I was specifically talking about hitlers sick vendetta against the jews...thanks though for pointing that out.
 
CrackerJax

CrackerJax

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Yes, those are only estimates, but two things quickly jump out at me when i look at those numbers.

1.) For every 1 American who fell, 100 Soviets died. That's staggering....

2.) China lost 11 million and most were civilians. Japan occupied China in 1937. Those people were butchered.....
 
DWR

DWR

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CrackerJax said:
You would be very disappointed then DWR to find no one there by the name of Jesus. :lol: Pssst....he's a made up character.


The question really is not when or where you would go, but would you survive? If you get too far out of your own time/space, the microbial world will take you down hard and fast. Either you will die of a horrible disease or you will cause horrible disease for anyone you come in contact with.

It's just not possible I'm afraid. By the way all of you knuckleheads trying to score millions by going back 30 years...:lol: Just go back to last weeks lottery drawing....simple and guaranteed.
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^^ heh........ yeah............ i know........... but............... i just dont like religion it sucks, has no point and talks allot of fucking shit... + i just saw this wanker on the trainstation fucking screaming his head of about jesus christ has awoken bla bla, i told him to stfu, i am not in the mood.. then he starts fucking screaming at me... shit man, i just got up walkd 100 meters down and was like fuck man...... fuck ........ :blsmoke:

swear to god :P :P <---- looooool... i hate these fucking religions ^^ :mrgreen: :roll:
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+ no one can answer if theres a god.. where did that god come from... when did his god come from.. where did that come from.. where did that come from ?

its like the never endning story.. so basicly we are all fuckd.. theres is no end.. its a fucking huge never ending story !
 
CrackerJax

CrackerJax

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:lol: Yes, I have also noticed that if a man starts to get all shouting about jesus, and love.... which is fine.....if I actually engage to the point of frustrating them, they will get quite UN Jesus like. :mrgreen: You start to introduce doubt into the dialogue and they will freak on you.....
 
juststartin

juststartin

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user6079 said:
i would go back to the time when they revised the bible, i think it's called the nicean convention or something, but there was a time when they decided what was christian enough of the christian mythos and i would make some much needed adjustments.

i think religion is beautiful, but an absolutely necessary facet of it needs to be fluidity, an ability to evolve. i think the bible along with it's good messages included current social standards that have no bussiness there. mainly, no one predicted that 2000 years later we would fight of mis translations, spelling errors etc.

anyways my point.

could you imagine where mankind would be today if the great minds of the last 2000 years were encouraged to flourish rather than worry the church won't like their science. if galielo could have been given a grant instead of being forced to retract his findings?

where could geology be if they were allowed to ask how old the earth is rather than be told it's 6,000.....because the bible says so.

medical science crippled by strange morals forbidding disection, autopsy. the entire victorian era and how women recieved such poor care because doctors weren't allowed to veiw their anatomy.

i think a couple quick clean passsages could reshape mankind in such an impactful way, for the better. just keep the same crap, the stuff for the sheep, because youneed that. you need to accept people are sheep and like children you sometimes need to tell a nice story for their own good, but to simply allow room for those stories to change, when the minds of the people grow to accept new facts you don't need to lose your religion, simply have a religion that is capable of accepting new facts.

it could be utopian.
you know, in the creepy crappy, futuristic sci fi way. but rather pleasant none the less.
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This is basically my view as well. + rep bro!

I'd give religion 100 more years :D
 
FreddieMercury

FreddieMercury

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id go back and stop abraham lincolns assasination... how america wud have been if he had finished wat he started,
and hell yeah id go were hitler was being born and as soon as he popped out id wack him, shit.
 
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fuckit

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If could go back in time....i would go back to the 80's ,to new york when graffiti bombing was exploding...i would bomb with all the writers who gave us all our style we have today.......i wouldnt do to much,cause i wouldnt want to jeopordize having my kids....i would do the lottery thing,thats for sure......
 
DWR

DWR

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CrackerJax said:
:lol: Yes, I have also noticed that if a man starts to get all shouting about jesus, and love.... which is fine.....if I actually engage to the point of frustrating them, they will get quite UN Jesus like. :mrgreen: You start to introduce doubt into the dialogue and they will freak on you.....
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so true, and he had a fould mouth in the train aswell... yup he got on the same train as me aswell...

And he had a Sign on his SHIRT : ACHTUNG GOTT IST HIER !!

Wich means : WARNING GOD IS HERE !

fucking twit. :blsmoke:
 
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