bluetick
Well-Known Member
A man walks into a novelty shop and sees a statue of a cat that he is attracted to.
The man asks "How much for the cat statue?"
Well it depends replied the salesman. Do you want it with the story or without the story?
Story? No, I'll just take the statue please.
So the man walks out of the store, puts the statue into his truck and is driving along the roadside and notices cats chasing the truck. He waves it off as nothing but soon realizes that cats are coming from everywhere chasing his truck, jumping in the back, trying to jump into the windows to get to the cat statue. The man passes over a bridge with swift running water below and tosses the statue into the river. Sure enough the cats follow right into the river.
The next day the man goes back into the novelty shop and the salesman approaches with a smile and says.. " I see you are back already, NOW are you ready to purchase the story of the statue?
" NO the man said as he pointed to the top shelf, How much do you want for that Obama statue?"
The man asks "How much for the cat statue?"
Well it depends replied the salesman. Do you want it with the story or without the story?
Story? No, I'll just take the statue please.
So the man walks out of the store, puts the statue into his truck and is driving along the roadside and notices cats chasing the truck. He waves it off as nothing but soon realizes that cats are coming from everywhere chasing his truck, jumping in the back, trying to jump into the windows to get to the cat statue. The man passes over a bridge with swift running water below and tosses the statue into the river. Sure enough the cats follow right into the river.
The next day the man goes back into the novelty shop and the salesman approaches with a smile and says.. " I see you are back already, NOW are you ready to purchase the story of the statue?
" NO the man said as he pointed to the top shelf, How much do you want for that Obama statue?"
