So I just launched my 2 footer at a cement wall...

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Was either trash it, or thrash it.

Almost feels like a ton of weight is now off my shoulders. Fuck I hated every damn spec of that shit made, heated ass stinking, poorly constructed fuck up of a glass blowing project. Cheap pile of shit!

But yeah, I didn't just break a perfectly good bong, months ago I barely lifted it up and the base touched my dresser and shattered... Now today while I'm cleaning the always shit smelling bong, I pull the downstem straight out, and the tip breaks off... WTF!? :evil:

I was so god damned pissed I dumped the water out, put it in my pillow bag, set it down and hear *clink*............ You kidding?! The fucking perc stem fell off...

I couldn't take it anymore, ran out back and at full fucking force I lobbed the son'bitch straight at a cement wall, hahahahaha. I saw fucking dust specs and glass pieces rain all over in a gloriously awesome sounding noise... FUCK YOU 2 FOOTER. :twisted:

Fucking no matter how many times I cleaned it (which is a PAIN, with a 2 footed perc) it always smelled of shitty covered ass dipped in shit. Just plain gross. Rubbing alcohol and salt, soap, nothing takes it away and nothing cleans it. It's like stained with asshole.

So fuck it, I'm smoking out of my 1 footer Delta 9 which never gave me a problem considering it's not shit-made.bongsmilie

Anyways, just thought I'd share. Anyone else ever haul off and go ape shit on a crap bong?:eyesmoke:
 
Well...I'm glad you got that off your chest. I hate to see what happens when you really have a problem.
 
damn im sorry for that bro..
i feel sorry for your bathroom after your through takein a shit....lol....j/k......:peace:
 
Boneman said:
Well...I'm glad you got that off your chest. I hate to see what happens when you really have a problem.
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Lol, not the type of person I am. It's a stupid burden of a dirty bong, it ended gloriously. Any "real" problem receives a sensible solution. I'm not a match near a gas truck waiting to blow, no worries. :hump:
 
Man, mellow out man, just make a bong out of a plastic foot tall glass that you get beer in, no worries man. Stay mellow though!
 
Minnestoner said:
Man, mellow out man, just make a bong out of a plastic foot tall glass that you get beer in, no worries man. Stay mellow though!
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It was either glorious shatter or toss in the garbage. I took the option which gave me a little bit of fun before it's gone forever. :hump:
 
fuck that fuckin bong. it got what it deserved trying to fuck with you and it smelling like ass all the time.
 
I had a bubbler that commited suicide once, i set it on my desk, woke up the next morning and it was in two pieces on the floor, i must have upset it badly to make it throw itself off the desk in my sleep
 
olishell said:
Glass breaks dude.
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Hahahahahahahahaha

mastakoosh said:
fuck that fuckin bong. it got what it deserved trying to fuck with you and it smelling like ass all the time.
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Yeah seriously! ;-)

pot scott said:
I had a bubbler that commited suicide once, i set it on my desk, woke up the next morning and it was in two pieces on the floor, i must have upset it badly to make it throw itself off the desk in my sleep
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Awwww that sucks. I make sure mine are secure before I sleep, this was the only piece that was a trouble maker. Whatever, more room for a better blown one.
 
Benassi said:
Was either trash it, or thrash it.

Almost feels like a ton of weight is now off my shoulders. Fuck I hated every damn spec of that shit made, heated ass stinking, poorly constructed fuck up of a glass blowing project. Cheap pile of shit!

But yeah, I didn't just break a perfectly good bong, months ago I barely lifted it up and the base touched my dresser and shattered... Now today while I'm cleaning the always shit smelling bong, I pull the downstem straight out, and the tip breaks off... WTF!? :evil:

I was so god damned pissed I dumped the water out, put it in my pillow bag, set it down and hear *clink*............ You kidding?! The fucking perc stem fell off...

I couldn't take it anymore, ran out back and at full fucking force I lobbed the son'bitch straight at a cement wall, hahahahaha. I saw fucking dust specs and glass pieces rain all over in a gloriously awesome sounding noise... FUCK YOU 2 FOOTER. :twisted:

Fucking no matter how many times I cleaned it (which is a PAIN, with a 2 footed perc) it always smelled of shitty covered ass dipped in shit. Just plain gross. Rubbing alcohol and salt, soap, nothing takes it away and nothing cleans it. It's like stained with asshole.

So fuck it, I'm smoking out of my 1 footer Delta 9 which never gave me a problem considering it's not shit-made.bongsmilie

Anyways, just thought I'd share. Anyone else ever haul off and go ape shit on a crap bong?:eyesmoke:
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hahaha..no..i'll just live vicariously through this story!!
 
dam ......... i dont know what to say ???

you never heard of 420 cleaner?? its the most amazing shit ever for cleaning your shitty ass smellin bong! idk what the fuck you were doin but mine smells like weed not shit??

but i had a really shitty ceramic bong once and yeah i got pissed but you were just enraged and possesed lmao by the bitch i just threw it into a grove and never saw the thing again lmao i was happy with throwin it too so i see your point lmao:weed:
 
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