** 5 Of The Best Places You've Had Sex? **

[Pnuggle]

oh i did a chick on someones headstone too, thanks for reminding me!

how could i forget that one... you guys dont even want to know the details of that one......

DETAILS!!!!!!!!!

 

[KaleoXxX]

you sure man, its not pritty, and i might get infracted for posting this kind of filth

 

[Pnuggle]

well, if it's too filthy then i guess not... dang kaleo... what did you do!?!??! a headstone?? nevermind TELL ME you can bleep all the filth out haha >:]

 

[simpsonsampson420]

this isnt exactly the best sex ive ever had.. but i did have sex with a group of people watching... it was at a party... me and her snuck off.. things were getting hot... she was getting loud.. before you know it there was a group of people standing around and watching... it was uncomfortable at first.. but i figured fuck it... if they want to watch whatever..

 

[KaleoXxX]

lol im lookin at what ive typed up and theres so much a$$ and f**k and other censors im not sure it would fool anyone, and it sounds alot like a nasty porno

 

[simpsonsampson420]

i think you can post it and be ok.. just censor the bad words... and make it sound.... like a kids story... LOL ya right... that would be one fucked up kids story...

 

[KaleoXxX]

naw im re reading it and its pritty bad, i know this shits not allowed cuz i never see anything this bad here on RIU. it would be concidered pornography even with the censors. if you sickkos want to read it you can send me a pm and ill send it to you, but it really dosnt belong in the forums

 

[simpsonsampson420]

i want to know.. but i dont want to know bad enough for me to get a PM about it.. LOL that'd just be a little too much...

 

[KaleoXxX]

and id just post it if i didnt know fdd or some mod would slam this thread shut and give me an infraction

 

[simpsonsampson420]

yeah.. nothing is worth risking some stupid infraction or suspension.. especially when you think that what your gonna post could lead to it...

 

[KaleoXxX]

your tellin me, i just know this is too bad for RIU

 

[donthatetaylor]

in the ocean.

got a bj in a bathroom stall while there were a shit ton of people in there. that one was a little crazy

idk, shower thats about it

i like my bed a lot you know big comfortable some roll room. it works great

 

[akgrown]

apartment laundry room

 

[CreepyStevie69]

hahaha you guys crack me up.
dont worry i dont think this avatar is going anywhere.


best sex ive ever had... probably 2 valentines days ago in the parking lot of a video store. simply amazing.

and oh yeah. the ladys dig the gap.

 

[bigbud x northenlights]

actualy steve i appologise, sorry about commenting on ur avator u are actualy funny as fuck. get a load of that gap!! lol

 

[Don Gin and Ton]

on this balcony.

 

[simpsonsampson420]

i still say zero gravity sex would be the best sex...

 

[skiskate]

i still say zero gravity sex would be the best sex...

ahahahahaha, last week with all the talk of the space shuttle and video of them, i was thinking the same thing!

 

[simpsonsampson420]

it would be cool shit.. like in water.. except without the fear of drowning.. or getting water in your mouth while your down doing your thing... lol

 

[bigbud x northenlights]

actualy in my opinion sex under water is rubbish, it takes the friction away, not good. done it many times and it does nothing for me!!!!!!!