Piss on your plants??????

growtosmoke

growtosmoke

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So I used to know this guy who pissed in his plant pots!! No seriously, and it's not like "i know this guy........" story.... I couldn't imagine doing this! Anyone ever heard of this?
 
new2diz

new2diz

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Its not as stupid as it sounds! My old man used to piss on our Lemon tree out the back of our house. Urine is very acidic so Lemons love it as for pot plants I cant comment but would think it would be to acidic for them.
 
Joe Camel

Joe Camel

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Funny how this thread shows up every other month.
Fire away man , lots of nitrogen. You should look up the "Farting on your plants" thread lol

~~Joe~~
 
tvd2

tvd2

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I hear you can but it must be diluted with lots of water.. or use a very small amount..

lots of salt in urine and it can negatively impact the roots.
 
Joe Camel

Joe Camel

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tvd2 said:
I hear you can but it must be diluted with lots of water.. or use a very small amount..

lots of salt in urine and it can negatively impact the roots.
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Thats actually true. You can easily burn your plants from the amount of nitrogen in urine. and if you let it sit out too long urine turns into ammonia.
 
mazpot

mazpot

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Urine contains large amounts of urea which is an excellent source of nitrogen for plants. In fact due to the presence of nitrogen, phosphorus and potassium it is widely considered to be as good as or even better than commercially-available chemical fertilizers. Human urine is widely used for composting.
It is often recommend by gardeners to dilute 10-20 parts water to one of urine for application to pot plants and flower beds during the growing season, this is mainly because undiluted urine can chemically burn the roots of some species. So, you can’t just go and pee on your plants!
 
mazpot

mazpot

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I found out in under 20 secs lazy ass go google lol when I water I eat alot of meat and no salt and then I piss a cup in a 1/2 gallon of water. thats all I use for nutes in veg just my pure nitrogen piss. and if you look on all ferts man it will say urea so nutes always have urine in it.
 
growtosmoke

growtosmoke

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mazpot said:
I found out in under 20 secs lazy ass go google lol when I water I eat alot of meat and no salt and then I piss a cup in a 1/2 gallon of water. thats all I use for nutes in veg just my pure nitrogen piss. and if you look on all ferts man it will say urea so nutes always have urine in it.
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well i guess you can keep pissin on your smoke man:clap::clap:.........think i'll stick to water.
 
tvd2

tvd2

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no look it up. it was on another post. Urine has some chemicals that help the plant.. its just salty.

The only other downside is that if you.. IF you do other drugs even such as alcohol or aspirin, metabolites will be in urine and it might also negatively affect the roots...


but I read urine should be 30X diluted with water and you can use it for plants..

I would do it too but personally i think its kinda gross :P
 
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guest420

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i can tell u from experience that urin kills plants. i have not piss on any MJ but i do piss outside all the time and i piss on the same plant (some kind of weed) and after several pissings the thing is complety dead and fried.
 
growtosmoke

growtosmoke

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guest420 said:
i can tell u from experience that urin kills plants. i have not piss on any MJ but i do piss outside all the time and i piss on the same plant (some kind of weed) and after several pissings the thing is complety dead and fried.
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I would always walk further to piss outside before I would use the toilet right around the corner in the other room :-P
 
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