awwww conjoined kittens? he is such a cute kittens!

KaleoXxX

KaleoXxX

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awwww thats cute. if this is real those kittens probably wont live long, depending on what and how many organs they share. but it is adorable
 
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wildkard91

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i blame all the steroids in cat food nowadays

...it is cute though lol
 
GrowTech

GrowTech

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I love all kitties! they are my favorite creature. so cute and innocent and loving. just bad for the grow op :(
 
GrowTech

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KaleoXxX said:
your tellin me
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When raising a kitten, it is important to maintain a firm grasp of control over the situation. Never spank the kitten, instead sit on it. The reason kittens claw is because they are trained to inflict pain with their hands, just as they receive when you hit the kitten.

Sitting on the kitten teaches the kitten that it can inflict pain on you by sitting on you, so when the kitten gets upset because you dont clean up the cat dishes when she asks you to, she will just come sit on your lap and think that she is hurting you.

This is how we achieve greatness in kittie farming. Any seasoned cat farmer knows that a kitten can be molded into the perfect cat, often reaching upward of 200lbs. Various types of kittens come preinstalled with laser beams, so that they can shoot falling leaves before they even come close to your rain gutters. This is important for a cat former as when the rain gutters are clean, you can use them as giant cat food dishes, which will make your cats happy because they like playing on the roof anyhow.

Chapter 2 - DIYS

We are going to start this chapter with a standard kitten mounting system, called the CATraption. This mounting system is capable of handling various military weapons, and being strapped to the back of the soldier during CQC situations. The soldier is easily able to grab the CATraption and throw the angry kitten at the enemy soldier, causing serious amounts of pain when the angry kitten throws it's deadly claws out
 
KaleoXxX

KaleoXxX

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GrowTech said:
When raising a kitten, it is important to maintain a firm grasp of control over the situation. Never spank the kitten, instead sit on it. The reason kittens claw is because they are trained to inflict pain with their hands, just as they receive when you hit the kitten.

Sitting on the kitten teaches the kitten that it can inflict pain on you by sitting on you, so when the kitten gets upset because you dont clean up the cat dishes when she asks you to, she will just come sit on your lap and think that she is hurting you.

This is how we achieve greatness in kittie farming. Any seasoned cat farmer knows that a kitten can be molded into the perfect cat, often reaching upward of 200lbs. Various types of kittens come preinstalled with laser beams, so that they can shoot falling leaves before they even come close to your rain gutters. This is important for a cat former as when the rain gutters are clean, you can use them as giant cat food dishes, which will make your cats happy because they like playing on the roof anyhow.

Chapter 2 - DIYS

We are going to start this chapter with a standard kitten mounting system, called the CATraption. This mounting system is capable of handling various military weapons, and being strapped to the back of the soldier during CQC situations. The soldier is easily able to grab the CATraption and throw the angry kitten at the enemy soldier, causing serious amounts of pain when the angry kitten throws it's deadly claws out
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can i get a few rips of what your smoking?

i was talking about how cats love to be the center of attention, they will crawl over or destroy that you pay more attention to. that is what happend to my last plants, all eaten by a fat cat, just outside of the seedling stage
 
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wildkard91

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GrowTech said:
When raising a kitten, it is important to maintain a firm grasp of control over the situation. Never spank the kitten, instead sit on it. The reason kittens claw is because they are trained to inflict pain with their hands, just as they receive when you hit the kitten.

Sitting on the kitten teaches the kitten that it can inflict pain on you by sitting on you, so when the kitten gets upset because you dont clean up the cat dishes when she asks you to, she will just come sit on your lap and think that she is hurting you.

This is how we achieve greatness in kittie farming. Any seasoned cat farmer knows that a kitten can be molded into the perfect cat, often reaching upward of 200lbs. Various types of kittens come preinstalled with laser beams, so that they can shoot falling leaves before they even come close to your rain gutters. This is important for a cat former as when the rain gutters are clean, you can use them as giant cat food dishes, which will make your cats happy because they like playing on the roof anyhow.

Chapter 2 - DIYS

We are going to start this chapter with a standard kitten mounting system, called the CATraption. This mounting system is capable of handling various military weapons, and being strapped to the back of the soldier during CQC situations. The soldier is easily able to grab the CATraption and throw the angry kitten at the enemy soldier, causing serious amounts of pain when the angry kitten throws it's deadly claws out
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lmfao...we need to have a cat forum so entire threads can be devoted to this dicussion
 
leeny

leeny

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all stoners like kittens cus they love you and they're soft and naturally chill and will sit on your lap to get stoned with you :razz: and that's not real...... but would be AWESOME if it was real and you could keep it alive and comfortable!
 
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wildkard91

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leeny said:
all stoners like kittens cus they love you and they're soft and naturally chill and will sit on your lap to get stoned with you :razz: and that's not real...... but would be AWESOME if it was real and you could keep it alive and comfortable!
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haha i'd be willing to sit on someones lap and love them for an hour or two if they get me high o_O
 
Anjinsan

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GrowTech said:
I love all kitties! they are my favorite creature. so cute and innocent and loving. just bad for the grow op :(
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tell me about it.

given a choice between catnip and pot...my cats would choose pot 99/100.

I've seen my cat rub a dried up leaf for 10 minutes.

and one of my cats fancies himself a "digger" :cuss:
 
GrowTech

GrowTech

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leeny said:
all stoners like kittens cus they love you and they're soft and naturally chill and will sit on your lap to get stoned with you :razz: and that's not real...... but would be AWESOME if it was real and you could keep it alive and comfortable!
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It's a real picture of two real cats, they just look connected because their fur blends together so perfectly. If you look you will see they are actually like complete opposites... It's like if you looked in the mirror.

One has brown spots on the right eye, the other has the same pattern on the left. Pretty cool if you ask me. Wouldn't mind getting both to be honest :)
 
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