Funny and stupid pick up lines

[IndicaFatnHeavy]

heres mine... haha....oh god..

pick up line-

guy- hey i almost got arrested today
girl- oh yeah? for what?
guy- not having my registration on me
girl- :S registration for what? (lol)
guy- my guns! (Flex!)

haha... awe... i made it up in my head when i was ripped... there probably is one a lot similliar... oh well

any1 else have some

 

[stefan89]

do you think 150watt hps enough light to have a decent grow?

 

[northeastern lights]

do you think 150watt hps enough light to have a decent grow?

Wrong place. You need to start your own thread.





As for cheesy pic up lines, " I lost my phone number can I have yours?"

 

[IndicaFatnHeavy]

lol funny

 

[t@intshredder]

do you think 150watt hps enough light to have a decent grow?

Dude ...that is a terrible pick up line. Fail.

 

[Johnnyorganic]

All the voices in my head agree: You're gorgeous.

 

[MexicanWarlord420]

Lick my finger, wipe it on my shirt. Then lick my finger and wipe it on her shirt and say "hey baby why don't you come over to my place so we can get out of these wet clothes"

 

[theycallmeoj]

Guy - Close your eyes and picture Brad Pitt. (If she's FUGLY, tell her to bend over and put an issue of Penthouse on her back! J/K)

Female - (Closes her eyes)

Guy - This is what it's like in 20mins when I'm having sex with you and the lights are off.

Sadly enough, this line has worked. I decline to say who it has worked for though....

 

[yeeeuhitsadam]

Hi I'm Adam but you can call me tonight. (;
Are you from Tennessee? because you're the only ten I see!
Are you from jamaica? because you're jamaican me crazy!

 

[livelife8345]

LMAO there is some pretty funny ones here guys lol

walk up and say "i have to ask, is that a kegg in your pants?" then follow through with a "cause i wanna tap that shit"
lol or i have like a reversal pick up line if a girl denies to dance with you when asked
walk up and say "would you like to dance??" and if she replies yes your good to GO! but if not ....... reply with "oh no im sorry you must have misunderstood me i said you look fat in those pants!!" =) lmao

good thread guys =) lol

 

[MisterMicro]

Hey girl you look hot, come over to my place so i can cool you down. *Wink*

I dont know, but this thread was good so i had to comment.
Funny shit.

 

[Wikidbchofthewst]

I want your body, but I'll settle for your number

Of course, this might only work cuz I'm a girl...

 

[Anonononymous]

'Nice legs...what time do they open?'

'Nice underwear - they'd look nicer on my bedroom floor though.'

 

[Bookworm]

[youtube]4D0555EtAZ4[/youtube]

DAMN!

 

[grow space]

"When will You introduce your vagina to my penis"?


lol

 

[sogbunn]

heres mine... haha....oh god..

pick up line-

guy- hey i almost got arrested today
girl- oh yeah? for what?
guy- not having my registration on me
girl- :S registration for what? (lol)
guy- my guns! (Flex!)

haha... awe... i made it up in my head when i was ripped... there probably is one a lot similliar... oh well

any1 else have some

Here's a simaler 1... Hey baby, got a bandaid, cuz I'm cut!!! (Flex)

And my all time fav: fuk me if I'm wrong, but u wanna suk my dik.... Haha

 

[rampagen08]

[youtube]4D0555EtAZ4[/youtube]

DAMN!

sad thing is i've seen people like this... say the same shit and everything
funny as hell tho... +rep for showing me it

 

[Wikidbchofthewst]

Here's a simaler 1... Hey baby, got a bandaid, cuz I'm cut!!! (Flex)

And my all time fav: fuk me if I'm wrong, but u wanna suk my dik.... Haha

LMAO that's pretty good, I'd have a hard time not laughing.

 

[darkdestruction420]

guy "you dropped something"
girl *looks around on the ground then looks up puzzled* "huh?"
guy "my jaw"
always loved that one.

 

[smppro]

Does this smell like chloroform?