JahRoots
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Funny and stupid pick up lines
- Thread starter IndicaFatnHeavy
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Haha... Funny!!!
But seriously guys,I don't use pick up lines... I use roofies...
Better resaults!!!
northeastern lights
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GUY: " Did it hurt?"
GIRL: "Did what hurt?"
GUY: " When you fell from heaven"
GIRL: "Did what hurt?"
GUY: " When you fell from heaven"
Johnny Retro
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Its not a pick up line but an ice breaker
Hey, how much does a plane weigh?
Umm, i dunno..
Enough to break the ice (introduce yourself)
Hey, how much does a plane weigh?
Umm, i dunno..
Enough to break the ice (introduce yourself)
Wikidbchofthewst
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I agree, a pick up line is a conversation starter. Make me laugh and you now have my attention.
MisterMicro
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Man - Your on fire!
Women - What?
Man -Hey girl where theres smoke theres fire, and your smokin *wink*
The lamest line of all time was just created.
Women - What?
Man -Hey girl where theres smoke theres fire, and your smokin *wink*
The lamest line of all time was just created.
Green Cross
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I wish I were a spaceman, because I would love to travel to uranus lol
Wikidbchofthewst
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lol, have you ever seen Dat Phan talking about pick up lines and guys with accents?
http://comedians.comedycentral.com/dat-phan/videos/dat-phan---smooth-guys
http://comedians.comedycentral.com/dat-phan/videos/dat-phan---smooth-guys
IndicaFatnHeavy
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lmao... more like
did it hurt?
did what hurt?
...nvm. bye
lol the chloroform one was halarious too.... haha
IndicaFatnHeavy
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lol that mad tv parody is good 2... ive always liked that show.. specially the crazy gym teacher... keegan michael keeys or w.e. his name is.... halarious
MexicanWarlord420
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point her and then point at the bulge in my pants
jfgordon1
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hahaha thats funny shit
grobofotwanky
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Hey baby....hu hu......I noticed you have braces.....hu hu hu.......I have braces too.
fukdapolice
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never used pick up lines... cuz i dont know any lol
but this girl used this on me, and it worked great
she said: "are you single?"
me: "yea"
then we had drinks, n then
best pick up line ive ever heard lol good times, good times
but this girl used this on me, and it worked great
she said: "are you single?"
me: "yea"
then we had drinks, n then
best pick up line ive ever heard lol good times, good times
IndicaFatnHeavy
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girls have it so easy...
"SICC"
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yea that shit was funny as hell
MisterMicro
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IS it thanksgivving? Cause it looks like you could use a good stuffing.
Stoney McFried
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I'm a girl, so the only one I ever used, if you can call it one, is "wanna fuck?"