Should I go to Jamaica or Amsterdam?

bubbleinthebrain

Well-Known Member
BTW, partying is totally doable in either country.... but, Europeans have the proverbial stick faaaar up their ass, and the brits that visit are just a bunch of drunken football-lovin douchebags, and the only others will be Americans, like yourself.

Jamaica is a land without inhibitions, drink, eat, smoke, love, dance to your hearts content, and still have enough money to pay for gas to get home from the airport. etc.

i'm out....enjoy yourself either way
 

K1Ng5p4d3

Junior Creatologist
I went to Amsterdam for my honeymoon in 2006. Man lemme tell u somethin - Jamaica sounds cool n all, but Amsterdam is where its at. There are MAD fuckin parties out there ALL THE TIME, and i mean, needless to even talk about all of the fuckin bud man. Its insane out there. Shrooms are decriminalized, so is peyote, you can go right next door from any coffeeshop to what is called a SMARTSHOP, and get your caps from them.

They got all kinds of shit to get fucked up on out there. Drugs aside though, there is alot of history out in Amsterdam. ALOT - there are alotta museums, could go check out the Anne Franke house, which is pretty cool, go to the Amsterdam Dungeon, which is fuckin SCARY AS SHIT when your high off your ass.... N dont get me fuckin started on the red light district man. There are some fuckin FREAKS in those alleyways, lol. There are midgets, fat chicks, n some REALLLLLLLLLLLLY fuckin fine ass girls that fly in from all over the world to be a hooker there.

There all clean as hell too from what i understand( i wouldnt know personally cuz it was my honeymoon, lol).

I spent two n a half weeks almost out there, and i didnt wanna leave. We took a train from the dam over to Paris for a week, and lemme tell u, i wanned to cry the whole time i was in france. I mean, we visted Jim morrisons grave, the eiffel tower, the leuvre, blahblahblahblah, but every night when we got back to the hotel, i blazed up a spliff of the grasshopper special, n just couldn't stop thinkin about Amsterdam. Plus paris smelled like a dirty fuckin fart everywhere u went, too, so that made it even more unenjoyeable.

youll even be amazed by their tram systems. Their transportation setup is the most efficient setup in the world. The tram is the only way to go to get anywhere you wanna be thats not within walking distance.


Man, Amsterdam is basically MECCA to all us stoners, and anyone that has the chance to go, should definitely go at least once in their lives. Im so glad that i went when i had the chance personally man, it changed my outlook on everything. The Dutch are the most awesome people in existense - the nicest, and talkative people i have ever met. Everyone speaks english, and are so quick to wanna help you out, and point you in the right direction, or show you where to find some drugs that you cant buy in a store, or show you where the bomb ass nightclubs are, or the best place to get souveniers, or even where the best bud in amsterdam is. I could literally talk about Amsterdam forever man. Check it out - do it for yourself, and do it for all of us here, so we can hear how your trip was.


Also one more thing - if your gonna go, try to go end of oct beggining of nov(i think) for the cannabis cup. You can buy a judges pass at the door for somethin like 300 euro, and its well worth it. You get to sample every single kinda bud thats entered into the comp, wether it be through a vaporizer, a shotgun, or even a spliffy or flower, or a blunt. And then after all is said and done, you get to be a part of the voting process in choosing who wins, and is eventually featured in high times magazine as the best bud in the world.

If THAT aint motivation for you to go to Amsterdam, nothing is. Try to get a room by Damm Square, its right in the Center of the city, and you can get everywhere from there. I got my room at the Golden Tulip hotel, and was good priced, plus was only a 5 minute walk from a tram, and was only a 5 minute tram ride to Dam square.

sorry for the rant bro. I just get excited when i hear someone talk about amsterdam, cuz i want everyone to have that type of experience at least once in their lives..
 

K1Ng5p4d3

Junior Creatologist
o, n i got all kindsa real pics of the dam. the canals, which are pretty much everywhere, cuz the whole city was built on woodpiles in the fuckin water, lol - n i got pics of ALOT of coffeeshops - they dont let u take pics inside, for privacy reasons - i seen someone get kicked out of La Canna cuz they tried to take a pic of the menu (you walk up to this glass plate, and push a giant red button, and the pot menu lights up) - was fuckin funny as hell. Got pics of the perimeter of the red light district - again, no pics allowed while your walking in the alleyways cuz the hookers boyfriends or pimps or whatever will come out of their houses and either steal your camera, scream at you, or try to rob you.

I got pics of the Amsterdam Dungeon, the Anne Franke house, n Me standin in front of the growroom at the Marijuana Museum - it wasnt huge or nothin, but the fuckin nuggets were off the chain!!!! - heres a pic for you to checkout just to get an idea. Im not gonna post pics of myself up here without bloopin out my face, so heres one of the growroom without my fat fuckin head in it....(the reflection of that douche aint me, was a god damn fellow tourist who got in my shot)





-n all that bud is for sale too(they actually will let u clip a nugget yourself. You sit there and theyll do a half assed dry on it and let you taste fresh bud out of a vaporizer, or you can buy some predried, precured chronic, which was also dank as fuck) i didnt opt for the clippin my own, just bought a spliffy of some NLx5XHaze(i think, cuz thats what they were mainly growin in the growroom), which blew me the fuck away..

Enjoy dude. seriously.:bigjoint:
 

SativaSam

Well-Known Member
Been to Amsterdam and every port in Jamaica and I vote Holland. Jamaica has cheap sweet weed, grand coffee, beautiful beaches and you'll get hounded from the time you arrive to the time you leave by mooches trying to lighten you wallet.
Amsterdam is much more available as cannabis goes, it's laid back and cultural, not too mention you'll be able to say "I've been to the 'dam"
 

BackDoorMan

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How available is the weed in vancouver? I've always wante dto go to Canada, but wante dto go to A-DAM first because I could get weed easily and stay stoned.. but it costs too much.. If I can do the same thing in a beautiful country like Canada, I could just skip amsterdam all together at this moment in my life
 

rasclot

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well ive been to both been to the dam a few times and been to jamaica once the dam is good for partyin and jamaica is just amazing i went in april this year and its so good ive booked up to go next year in august im from uk so i can drive there in 7 hours on ferry but its up 2 u good luck on makin the decision:peace:
 

Louis541

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I didn't read any of the posts but from what I've read your best bet is the dam. Sure, you can get a half pound of weed in Jamaica opn the dirt cheap. But can you really smoke a half pound on a single vacation? Plus the weed in the dam is way better.
 

thechoroid

Active Member
Dude....if all you are looking for is a chill environment where you can get high and not worry about cops i say come here to vancouver. It doesnt get any better: seafood, cool people, great weed, beautiful mountains, dim sum (<--fucking awesome chinese brunch) and beautiful ladies. Man, you wanna come to vancouver. Come see our national hero, Marc Emery, we all owe that man a lot.


best,

mt
Man, you should be working in the city tourism comittee or somethin, you made wanna come to vancouver.
 

thechoroid

Active Member
Been to amsterdam, great city bro!a must visit! on the other hand, JAMAICA man! reggae festival in july man! that's where I wanna go this summer!
 

rasclot

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Been to amsterdam, great city bro!a must visit! on the other hand, JAMAICA man! reggae festival in july man! that's where I wanna go this summer!
im goin 2 jamaica 2nd time in nov cant wait its the best place for reggae and ganja i love it :leaf:
 

rasclot

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Been to Jamaica, not as many pot opportunities as you'd think. Go dam
dunno wot part u went to mate i traveled the whole island for a week n ended up in negril i was gettin weed every where on the island it got better n better as we got closer to negril the pic in my avatar is me at ganja farm in negril it was amazin :leaf:
 

leeny

Active Member
so today I have been slightly turned off of amsterdam by one reason : Hostel.... does that shit really happen?!
 

nuera59

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I booked Dam on Halloween, got flights but no hotel, maybe have to get a HOSTEL. Remember the drill in that film.
 
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